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(spooky music) (bats chittering)
(woman cackles)
(woman shrieks)
- (yells) Wait, where'd he go?
Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
(clown shrieks)
(Apple screams)
Okay, that's it.
No more video games for me tonight. (burps)
No more Mountain Dew, either.
(sighs) Oh man, my heart is racing right now.
Halloween's scary enough as it is.
The last thing I need right now
are more jump scares in my life.
- Little Apple. (Apple screams)
(record scratching)
- Pear, you scared me half to death.
Wait, what's wrong?
- It's Orange.
- Pear, what's going on?
What about Orange?
- Little Apple, Orange is dead.
- What?
- I saw it with my own two eyes, just now.
He was always so annoying, but he didn't deserve this.
- Pear, focus.
What happened?
- Well, we were walking along
and hung a left at the toaster.
Orange went around the corner first
and I dunno what exactly happened, but that's when
I heard him scream and. (Orange screaming)
- And what?
What, Pear, what?
- His skeleton had jumped clear
out of his skin, Little Apple.
I saw it, his skin,
lying on the counter next to his skeleton.
- Orange is dead?
I can't believe it.
- Something jump scared him, Little Apple,
something so terrifying, it can actually kill people.
(Apple sobbing)
- You know what they say about jump care rumors, don't you?
You shouldn't leap to conclusions. (laughs)
- Orange, you're alive?
- Yes, indeed I am.
- But I saw you--
- I can explain everything.
Come, Pear, to the toaster.
I will show you what happened.
- Does something seem a little strange to you about Orange?
- Is that a joke about me being little?
- No.
- Okay, good, then yes.
Yes, Orange seems kinda strange.
- All right, come with me, would ya?
But stay hidden until we figure out what's going on.
- Copy that.
- Orange, I'm here.
- Hello, Pear.
- Creepy.
- Here we are at the toaster again.
Fitting, because moments ago,
you thought I was toast. (laughs)
I will now show you what happened.
Stay here.
I am going to check and make sure it is safe.
- Psst, Little Apple, are you there?
- I'm here, hiding behind this grape.
- You seriously fit behind a grape?
- It's a large grape, okay.
- (shushing) Let's try to hear what Orange is up to.
Do you hear anything?
- No, I can't hear any--
(Pear screams)
(Apple screams)
- (panting) Oh my gosh, thank goodness.
It's just toast.
- Just Toast?
Wow, that's a lot of rudeness
coming from an apple the size of a grape.
(Apple groans)
- [Orange] Pear, it is now safe for you
to come around the corner.
- (exhales) Here we go, Pear.
Okay, Orange, I'm coming around the, Orange?
(Orange growls)
(Pear screams)
(Apple gasps)
- Congratulations, Unit 949,
another usable skin for our robot army.
I will claim this pear skin as my own.
- Oh man.
- How do I look?
- It's not very flattering.
You're kinda pear-shaped. (laughs)
(Pear laughing)
- This is actually quite comfortable.
My favorite skin since I was inside the Freddy suit.
- Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
- Now then, what shall I do with this skeleton?
- Put it with the others behind the refrigerator.
Is the kitchen prepped for invasion?
- Yes, leader.
The foolish fruits won't suspect a thing.
- Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
- Then the time is nigh.
Brethren, to your battle stations.
By dawn we will wear the skin of every food in the kitchen.
(both laughing)
- Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man,
oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.
(dramatic music)
- Little Apple?
- Grapefruit?
- Where are ya?
I can't see you.
It's too dark.
- Well, I can't see you either.
I got. (screams)
- Oh, Marshie, it's just you.
- Just me?
Kinda rude, yay.
- You know what I mean.
You really scared me there.
- I am sorry.
I did not mean to frighten you like that.
I meant to frighten you like this.
(Marshmallow shrieks)
(Apple screams)
- Wait, I didn't jump out of my skin?
- Leader, this one didn't jump out of his skin.
- That's impossible.
Try again.
(Marshmallow shrieks)
(Apple screams)
- Okay, can you chill?
- We'd better try it together, at the same time.
- Good idea.
(both shrieking)
(Apple screams)
- Oh, that's like the third piddle puddle
I've had to clean up this week.
- Maybe see a doctor about that?
- Unit 237, stay focused.
Let's go take care of the others,
then come back for this one.
We'll skin him if we have to.
He'll fit my son's robotic frame perfectly.
- Oh no, what do I do?
I've let everyone down
and now, the entire kitchen is gonna get
overtaken by killer skin-wearing robots.
(Grapefruit screams)
Grapefruit, are you still out there?
- Hello, Little Apple.
- Oh no, they got to you.
- Hello, Little Apple.
- Hello, Little Apple.
- Hello, Little--
- Okay, I get it.
You're all are robots, great, whatever.
- Brethren, the tiny one is proving most difficult.
His body is too tiny to easily pop out of his skin.
- Then we must combine our powers together.
It is the only way.
- Oh, could you please not?
Guys, I drank so much Mountain Dew earlier.
- On the count of three?
- Indeed.
- Seriously, my bladder's like the Hoover Dam right now.
- One, two.
(Grapefruit yells) (low buzzing)
(explosion booms)
(dramatic music)
- The piddle puddle, it shorted out Unit 125.
- (laughs) Shorted out, get it?
- This is no laughing matter, 949.
Stop, no one scare the apple.
We can't have him piddling any more than he already has.
It could be any one of us next.
- Well, well, well, soda tables have turned. (laughs)
- Oh no.
If he drinks that Mountain Dew, it could eventually increase
the radius of his piddle puddle and destroy us all.
- Couldn't he just spray us with the soda right now?
Seems like a much more direct way of killing us.
- (yells) Run, run!
- These suits have no legs. (yells)
- Also, why on Earth are we saying all of this out loud?
(both yelling) (explosion booms)
(Orange yelling)
(explosion booms)
- Little Apple saves the day for once.
I'd say that's more than a little shocking. (laughs)
Okay, maybe I'll leave the puns to Orange.
(dramatic music)
So one after another, I sprayed 'em down.
Then I put all of your skeletons back into your skins
and here we are.
And you know what the best part is?
I'm completely over my fear of jump scares now.
- Really, so you're not scared of this?
- Or this?
Oogie boogie boogie boogie.
- Nothin'.
- Huh?
Well, I guess it's true,
and I guess we owe Little Apple a thank you,
a big thank you.
- Thanks, Orange.
It means a lot to finally get to rub this in your face.
(Apple laughs)
- In honor of Little Apple, I got everyone Mountain Dews.
To Little Apple, a toast.
- Aw, you didn't have to do a toast.
Orange, this is honestly too much and--
- No, Toast!
(record scratches) - Huh?
(Apple screams)
Aw man.
(group laughs)
(clown shrieks)
(spooky music)


Annoying Orange - Jump Scare! #SHOCKTOBER

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林宜悉 發佈於 2020 年 2 月 25 日
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