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  • Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

    好、好、好、好、好、好。

  • Go to Google and look up the history, what the hell!

    去 Google 然後查歷史紀錄,搞什麼啊!

  • Alright.

    好。

  • Hey, you're sweating a lot over here.

    嘿,你在大流汗呢!

  • I am sweating.

    我是在大流汗沒錯。

  • Hi mom.

    嗨媽。

  • Hi daughter.

    嗨女兒。

  • We're about to go into my search history so Adam can see things about me that he might not know.

    我們準備要去我的搜尋記錄,讓 Adam 能夠看到一些他或許不知道的有關於我的事。

  • I'm gonna take this opportunity and I'm just gonna go with it.

    我要利用這個機會,順其自然。

  • Read anything, I don't care.

    我不在乎,隨便你看吧。

  • Um, this is not that exciting, dad, you Google some pretty weird shit here.

    嗯,這一點都不刺激啊,老爸,你 Google 一些很奇怪的東西。

  • Hair salons near me.

    離我最近的髮廊。

  • Elbow clicks when I benchpress.

    當我仰臥推舉時手肘發出聲音。

  • When you get to a certain age, your joints start to click.

    當你到了某一個年紀,你的關節開始會發出聲音。

  • It's just normal for people my age.

    對我這個年紀的人來說很正常。

  • How to keep calm.

    如何保持冷靜。

  • Map of USA.

    美國地圖。

  • Are you running away?

    妳想要逃跑?

  • Yes, I'm trying.

    對啊,我試著要。

  • Take me with you!

    帶上我!

  • I'm looking at... I see a handbag!

    我看到...我看到一個手提包!

  • Oh, that.

    喔,那個。

  • Wow, a $2,000 handbag.

    哇,一個 2 千美元的手提包。

  • But, we're just looking at it, we weren't doing anything with it.

    但我們只是看看,我們並沒有要買或什麼的。

  • Cute though, right?

    很好看對嗎?

  • And red.

    還是紅色的。

  • You were watching some Netflix?

    你在看 Netflix?

  • Were you chilling?

    你在放鬆嗎?

  • I was, yeah.

    是啊。

  • Interesting.

    真有趣。

  • Sex hair for you?

    性感髮型?

  • Oh.

    哦。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Sexy hairstyles to impress your husband.

    能夠吸引你老公的性感髮型。

  • How long can a cat last in a 90 degree house?

    一隻貓在室溫 90 度的房子裡能存活多久??

  • I was workin' on a new look.

    我正為了新造型努力。

  • Mom!

    媽!

  • I'm workin' on a new look.

    我要改頭換面。

  • Oh my God!

    噢我的天啊!

  • Roland, I'm workin' on a new look honey, hello.

    Roland 親愛的,我要改變一個新造型,好嗎。

  • Have you... oh my God!

    妳有... 噢我的天啊!

  • Our AC went out during the 114 degree heat wave.

    我們的空調在 114 度的熱浪中壞掉了。

  • Just the way you worded it was so...

    你說的方式實在很...

  • And I was really worried that the cat might not survive.

    我實在很擔心貓無法活下去。

  • It says "how long can it last".

    這裡說「牠可以撐多久。」

  • Well, how long can a cat last?

    那麼,貓能夠撐多久呢?

  • Anything else you'd like to know?

    還有什麼其他你想知道的嗎?

  • Great, great.

    很好,很好。

  • Lingerie.

    內衣。

  • I wanted to know!

    我想知道。

  • I wanted to know, I wanted to know.

    我想知道,我想知道。

  • Don't judge me.

    不要評斷我。

  • I mean, you'd better be glad I am still sexy, hello!

    我是說,你應該感到開心我還是這麼性感好嗎!

  • Just as I suspected, your search history is just as boring as you are.

    和我想的一樣,你的搜尋記錄和你一樣無聊。

  • Uh.

    呃。

  • I'm boring, I'm a nerd, what do you want from me?

    我很無聊,我是一個書呆子,你想要我怎麼樣?

  • Get the best body of your life.

    獲得一生中最棒的身材。

  • New $1 trial for thirty Days.

    全新一美元 30 天試用版。

  • Oh look, there's a body builder.

    哦你看,有一個健身教練。

  • Let's get fit together.

    我們一起健身吧!

  • Weed clinics?

    大麻藥房?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Wait, what is this?

    等等,這是什麼?

  • Wait, what?

    等等,什麼?

  • Weed maps?

    大麻地圖?

  • Oh, wow.

    哦,哇。

  • Oh my god!

    我的天啊!

  • Wow, wow, wow, wow.

    哇,哇,哇,哇。

  • Wait, first of all...

    等等,首先...

  • And you were just getting on me.

    你引起我的興趣了。

  • First of all... let me explain!

    首先...讓我解釋!

  • You were at weed maps?

    妳在看大麻地圖?

  • Oh my god.

    哦我的老天啊。

  • Explain!

    解釋一下!

  • How to murder your wife, it has nothing to do...

    如何謀殺你的老婆,這沒有任何關係...

  • It's called "how to murder your wife"?!

    叫做「如何謀殺你的老婆」?!

  • It has noth... it's with Jack Lemmon.

    這沒有...這是 Jack Lemmon。

  • What are you watching!

    你在看什麼!

  • Jack Lemmon stars in this movie.

    Jack Lemmon 主演這部片。

  • How To Murder Your Wife is what you're watching?

    你在看如何謀殺你老婆?

  • Does mom know about this? - Okay, okay, okay.

    老媽知道這件事嗎?好,好,好。

  • I didn't even download that on purpose.

    我根本不是故意要下載的。

  • It's not a download, you searched it.

    這不是下載,你查詢它。

  • Like, you literally typed in 'weedmaps.com'

    妳直接打字「weedmaps.com」

  • I heard it was a new thing,

    我聽說這是一個新玩意兒。

  • I was just trying to figure it out.

    我只是想要瞭解一下。

  • It's a great movie, have you ever seen it?

    它是一部好片,你看過嗎?

  • No, what are you--

    沒有,你是在--

  • It's a movie, How To Murder Your Wife, it's a comedy.

    它是部電影,如何謀殺你老婆,它是部喜劇片。

  • I didn't even search that, my friend searched it,

    我根本沒有搜尋那個,是我朋友搜尋的。

  • you remember Kim from, you know, over there--

    你記得 Kim,你知道,她從那裡--

  • when we--

    那時我們--

  • my friend Kim?

    我的朋友 Kim?

  • (laughing)

    (笑聲)

  • That was Kim.

    就是 Kim.

  • She Googled my stuff.

    她用我的手機 Google。

  • I deleted it of course because I didn't want you

    我當然要刪掉因為我不想要你

  • to get in my phone, - Mm.

    看我的手機,嗯

  • I didn't want nobody to see it.

    我不想要任何人看到。

  • Have you even ever smoked weed before?

    妳曾經抽過大麻嗎?

  • Like...

    像是...

  • You don't have to say all that, okay,

    你不用說這些好嗎

  • in front of these people.

    在這些人的面前。

  • My mother's still my mother.

    我媽媽還是我媽媽

  • Yes, always.

    當然,永遠都是。

  • The search history was fun.

    搜尋歷史記錄很有趣。

  • Luckily that that's over, it'll never happen again,

    好險這已經結束了,這永遠不會再發生

  • you will not be getting my phone.

    你以後都不能再看我的手機。

  • I love him.

    我愛他。

  • I love her.

    我愛她。

  • Yes, he's amazing.

    沒錯,他很棒。

  • Aww!

    喔!

  • (murmuring)

    (輕聲低語)

  • I don't really need Google cause I have him.

    我不一定需要 Google 因為我有他。

  • - I don't really need a history book cause I have him.

    我不一定需要歷史書籍因為我有他。

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

好、好、好、好、好、好。

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