Name: 當編劇無所不用其極想要讓大家接吻... (Stop Trying To Make Us Kiss)
Uploaded: 2020-04-18T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 3 min 6 s

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I gotta warn you, she's got really long hair.

It doesn't even make sense for us to kiss.

我是在推翻這類別的既定印象。

This seems like another pitch that's just an excuse to make out with us.

這感覺只是另一個讓你可以和我們親熱的點子。

Okay, this one is a parody of an old Western movie.

好，這是個老西部電影的滑稽版。

Now, let's have a final kiss before your demise!

在你迎接死亡之前，來個臨終之吻吧！

God damn it, Grant, that's the same thing!

天 X 的，Grant，這點子也一樣啊！

And the villain and the dame don't even kiss in those movies.

更別說壞人和女人在那些電影裡才不會親吻。

I'm subverting the genre, that's why it's funny.

我是在推翻既定印象，這就是有趣之處。

Grant, do you have any ideas that don't involve kissing?

Grant，你有跟親親無關的點子嗎？

This is a topical sketch, I'm not even in it.

這是個時事短劇，我甚至不在裡面。

Kellyanne, the failing New York Times is attacking me again.

Kellyanne，垃圾紐約時報又在攻擊我了。

Here's one where it's impossible for me to kiss.

Man, how are you gonna eat lunch without a mouth?

As a reward for your charity work and handsomeness, I grant you two mouths.

作為你做善事與帥氣容貌的獎勵，我要給你兩張嘴巴。

It'll mean a lot of me if you tried a slice.

如果你試吃一片，我會很開心的。

Whether you like it or not is actually what I'm most curious about.

我很想知道這到底合不合你胃口。

Grant, these are all terrible ideas, and you're wasting our time.

Grant，這些點子都糟透了，你在浪費我們的時間。

So we'll make the same, lame observational stuff we always do, is that what you want?

所以我們就繼續做那些無聊、重複的題材，這就是你要的？

Nothing exciting, nothing daring, no risks, just a bunch of boring clickbait.

沒有刺激的、大膽的，也沒有冒險，只有一堆無聊的釣魚式標題。

Okay, well, except for that, pretty good meeting, guys.

好，除了這個，這會議很成功。

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點這來訂閱頻道，點這邊則有更多有趣影片。

'Cause I can, like, see the top of the camera, so it's, is this better?

因為我可以看到攝影機的頂部，這樣有好一點嗎？

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