- Here's how... - Good, I love doing things with you.

- 我們今天要... - 太好了，我最愛跟你玩遊戲。

- Here we go, here we go. - Okay.

- 那就準備開始吧！- 好。

All right, I don't like this, either.

老實說，我也不太喜歡玩這個遊戲。

Here's how it works, we're gonna have a number of mystery objects brought out in front of us, and our job is to guess what each one is.

遊戲方法如下：有幾樣神秘物品放置在箱中，而我們的任務就是要想辦法猜出每一樣東西是什麼。

The catch is that we have to figure it out by touch alone.

恐怖的地方在於我們只能透過「觸摸」來猜它是什麼。

- We can never see what's in the box. - Okay.

- 你看不到箱子裡的東西。- 好。

- Oh, gosh. - I know, I'm gonna freak out.

- 我的天啊！- 我懂，我一定會嚇死。

I thought I smelled an animal backstage.

我在後台好像有聞到某種動物味。

- I think I did. - Was that you?

-我應該有聞到。- 你聞到自己的味道嗎？

All right, so, Selena, since I'm the host, I'll go first?

好了，Selena，既然我是主持人，那麼就從我開始吧！

- Okay. - Wait, what?

- 沒問題。- 等等，我說了什麼？

All right, let's get to our first object.

好的，趕緊派出我們第一樣神秘物品。

Can I see what's...?

我可以看看到底是什麼... 嗎?

Yeah, you can see it, but don't lie to me and make it if it's crazier than it is.

可以啊，但請不要騙我，讓這個東西聽起來更恐怖。

Go for it.

快點啊！

Here we go.

好，我這就開始。

What, go for it!

幹嘛啦，你快點啊！

No, but he said something weird.

不要，他說了一些很怪的話。

Aah, gross! Ew!

啊，噁心死了！

What the heck?

搞什麼東西！

It's... an egg?

這是...雞蛋嗎？

Yeah.

答對了。

That was a lot.

好多雞蛋。

This is the first one, it's kind of easy.

第一個還算簡單。

You barely touched it.

你根本沒碰到啊！

I touched it enough.

那已經足夠了。

I touched it enough to know what it was.

足夠讓我知道那是什麼東西。

Alright.

好吧！

- I didn't like its viscosity. - Okay.

- 我不喜它黏黏稠稠的感覺。- 好。

I feel like it's hair.

這感覺像是毛髮。

Yes, it is hair.

沒錯，就是毛髮。

How did you... you have guts, man.

妳是怎麼...妳膽子好大。

I don't even want to see it, just go away.

我連看一眼都不想，拜託請拿走。

That's so gross.

有夠噁心。

No!

不！

All right, my turn again.

好吧，又輪到我了。

Oh, no!

喔不！

I feel like the rounds get crazier.

感覺越來越刺激了。

I don't...

我不知道...

Yeah?

你知道了？

No, I didn't feel anything, I'm just freaking out.

一點也不，我什麼都感覺不到，我要瘋了。

Gosh, oh, gosh, oh, gosh.

天啊拜託，上帝保佑我。

Come on.

快一點。

All right.

好啦！

Is it like a tongue or something?

是舌頭之類的東西嗎？

Is it like a chicken or a tongue or something?

是雞肉還是舌頭還是什麼？

Ew, what the...

噁心，那是什麼...？

What?

什麼?

Wait, what in the what?

等等，那到底是什麼鬼東西？

Is it real?

那是真的嗎？

- No, it's not real. - Is that a real brain?

- 不，它不是真的。- 那是真正的大腦嗎？

Cow brain, it's a cow brain.

牛腦，那是牛腦！

It was cow brain?

那真的是牛腦？

Get Purell right now, this is insane.

快拿消毒噴霧給我，這真的瘋了。

What's wrong with people, okay, get this out of the way.

這世界上的人類都怎麼了，快點把這東西拿走。

This is good, all right.

這就對了，感覺好多了。

- The final round. - Is this the final?

- 最後一回合。- 這是最後一個？

-Well, it is for me, sure

- 對我來說是。

That was the final round right there.

剛剛那場是我的最後一次。

Cow brain, all right, this is up to you.

牛腦...好了換妳。

What do I do?

我該怎麼做？

That's sad, what do I do?

好難過，我應該要做什麼？

All right, you do the same thing.

就跟剛剛一樣。

I do it?

我摸嗎？

Yes, you do it.

對啊，妳摸。

Is it my dog?

這是我家的狗嗎？

I don't know what the...

我真的不知道這到底是...

Hey, hey, come on.

嘿！拜託！

-I'm sorry. -It's a family show.

- 我很抱歉。- 這是闔家觀賞的節目。

You see what you made her do?

你看看，你害她變成什麼模樣？

You see what you made her do, you see what you...

你把她害成這樣。

That's so cute.

這好可愛。

Wait, I get cow brain, and she gets a stuffed animal?

等一下，我的是牛腦，但她的卻是填充娃娃？

- I'm so sorry. - Get this thing out of here.

- 我很抱歉。- 把這東西給我拿走。

- I can't believe it. - I'm sorry.

- 我不敢置信。-我真的很抱歉。

All right, it's time for the final round.

好了，現在真的是最後一回合。

For this one, we're both gonna get the same item.

這一回了，我們兩個要摸同一個東西。

And the first person to guess it wins.

然後第一個猜對的人就贏了。

- Okay. - Alright, let's do this.

- 好。- 好的，開始吧！

Yep.

好。

Alright.

好的。

Do you smell that?

你聞到了嗎？

What, it's like food.

什麼？有種食物的味道。

Smells like...

聞起來像...

No.

不會吧！

I think it's food for, like, a duck.

我覺得這是食物，給鴨子的是食物。

No?

不是嗎？

- Oh, my God! - What, what?

- 我的天啊！- 什麼東西？

It is so gross.

噁心爆了。

It's, like, maggots or something.

這是蛆還是什麼？

What are they?

它們到底是什麼啊？

- No! - Oh, my gosh!

- 不！-我的天！

- Oh, my God. - What were they?

- 我的老天。- 那到底是啥？

What?

你說什麼？

Those are mealworms.

那些是麵包蟲。

Judges, who is the winner?

裁判們，你們覺得誰是贏家？

Audience, what do you think, who won?

觀眾們，你們覺得呢，誰贏了？

Selena!

Selena!

Selena Gomez, champion.

恭喜 Selena Gomez 勝利。

Mealworms.

麵包蟲。

Stick around, we're talking to Selena after the break, everybody!

大家不要走開，休息後我們要和 Selena 聊聊天。