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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,130 Appreciate the energy, and I wish

  • I could do the same thing for you, because--

  • you know what?

  • Imagine tomorrow, whenever you're working into--

  • your desk, or you're changing a diaper, or whatever you're--

  • you know, on a pole-- whatever you do, think

  • of me applauding you, because it makes coming to work fun.

  • And some people start their day with a cup of coffee.

  • I like three minutes of applause, personally.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • This is a great job.

  • I've had a lot of jobs.

  • I used to sell vacuum cleaners, which, that job sucked.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's vacuum cleaner humor.

  • I love my job.

  • Some people don't love their job.

  • Raise your hand if you don't love your job.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • OK.

  • Well, I'm going to try to guess what you do

  • to see what you hate about it.

  • This is what I'm going to do.

  • I'm going to-- you raised your hand?

  • Yes.

  • OK, stand up.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • What's your name?

  • I'm Celine.

  • Hi, Celine.

  • OK.

  • You hate your job.

  • I do.

  • How long have you been doing it?

  • Two years.

  • Two y-- wow, that's a long time to do something you hate.

  • Yeah.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Did you-- how old are you?

  • I'm 22.

  • 22.

  • So you started at 20.

  • Yes.

  • Something that you didn't--

  • you want to do something else.

  • I would like to do something else, yes.

  • What would you like to do?

  • I want to be a doctor.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Are you in school?

  • I just graduated my first degree.

  • I'm applying for the second.

  • Oh, good.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • So you're just doing this to make money

  • while you become-- and then you become a doctor.

  • Yeah, just a stepping stone.

  • OK.

  • Let me see your hands.

  • I don't know what that means.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Let's see.

  • Give me a hint.

  • I ring people through.

  • You ring people through.

  • You're a cashier.

  • I am, yes.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, that was a big hint.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Basically, you told me you were a cashier.

  • Oh, I mean--

  • All right.

  • At a grocery store, or where?

  • At a sports store.

  • At a sports store.

  • Yeah.

  • And you hate it?

  • I do.

  • Why?

  • What do you hate about it?

  • People aren't always so nice, you know?

  • Yeah.

  • No, I know.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • People aren't nice sometimes.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • You know what I find?

  • The nicer you are to them, the more that it makes them mad.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Kill them with kindness, right?

  • And then they leave feeling bad, and then they're

  • going to be nice to the next person--

  • maybe not to you, but someone else.

  • Yeah, really.

  • All right.

  • OK, so here's what I'm going to do for you, because you

  • hate your--

  • maybe you need more money for school, right?

  • I would love that, yeah.

  • OK.

  • Well, I'm going to send you on a trip to Vegas,

  • and you can bet some money there.

  • Maybe you'll win, and maybe you'll have money, OK?

  • [CHEERING]

  • Thank you so much.

  • 00:02:30,463 --> 00:02:31,463 Did you raise your hand?

  • Yes, I did.

  • All right.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • What's your name?

  • Nia.

  • Hi, Nia.

  • Nice to meet you.

  • Nice to meet you, too.

  • You hate your job.

  • Yes.

  • How long have you been doing your job?

  • Four years.

  • Four?

  • Yeah.

  • Gosh, people stick with things they hate, huh?

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • Four years.

  • That's a long time.

  • What are your hours?

  • 12-hour shifts.

  • 12 hour shifts?

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Give me a hint.

  • It starts with M.

  • Starts with M?

  • Mm-hmm.

  • OK.

  • You're a m--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Man handler.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Almost.

  • What do you do?

  • I'm a manager at a dispensary.

  • A manager at a dispensary.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • What kind of dispensary?

  • Medical marijuana dispensary.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Yes, yes.

  • And seems like-- why would you hate that?

  • It seems like everybody--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I thought it'd be so mellow going in there.

  • Actually, it's a little more complicated

  • than a lot of people think, especially when

  • we're working with complicated people

  • or working for complicated people.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • It's a pretty easy job, but our boss kind

  • of nips it in the bud, so--

  • Oh.

  • Yeah.

  • Four years doing that.

  • What do you want to do?

  • Actually, I would like to help a lot of people

  • build homes in Detroit, because I'm from Detroit.

  • Uh-huh.

  • And--

  • Detroit needs some help, huh?

  • A lot of help.

  • Yeah.

  • And I've seen that you also put something in Flint, Michigan

  • with the water sources and stuff like that.

  • Yeah, of course.

  • Absolutely.

  • Something to that extent-- helping people and building

  • homes [INAUDIBLE]--

  • Well, I hope that we can help you.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Get in touch with us if you want to help her get her job there.

  • You live in Detroit?

  • Yes, I do.

  • OK.

  • What I'm going to do is--

  • the least I can do is, when you're home,

  • I'm going to pay you to watch TV.

  • I'm going to give you a $1,000 Visa gift

  • card and a 65-inch TCL Roku TV.

  • OK?

  • All right?

  • [SCREAMS]

  • [CHEERING]

  • Thank you.

  • All right.

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • All right.

  • [CHEERING]

  • 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:21,528 Thank you!

  • 00:04:24,986 --> 00:04:25,974 You hate your job?

  • 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:30,022 Stand up.

  • All of you are losing your jobs tomorrow.

  • You know that, right?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Literally, you're all losing your jobs.

  • You're saying you hate your--

  • Are you real?

  • Yeah, no, I'm completely real.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Sorry.

  • Now, how long have you been doing the job you hate?

  • One year.

  • One year.

  • Yes.

  • OK.

  • What do you want to do?

  • Own my own business.

  • What kind of business?

  • A fashion business.

  • A fashion business.

  • Yes.

  • Like, you want to make clothes?

  • Sell clothes.

  • Oh, you want to sell clothes.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • You want to have a store and sell clothes.

  • Yes.

  • OK.

  • But right now, you don't do that.

  • No.

  • You do what?

  • Do you want to look at my hands?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, I don't know what you do.

  • [INTERPOSING VOICES]

  • I broke a nail.

  • How dare you.

  • No, no, no, no.

  • I--

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I broke a nail.

  • You can break a nail doing anything.

  • You could break a nail typing or opening a doorknob.

  • Or itching.

  • Yeah.

  • What do you do?

  • I'm a waitress at Red Robin.

  • The one time I don't guess waitressing.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Darn it.

  • Uh.

  • All right.

  • So now, for you, what I do is I'm going

  • to send you to relax somewhere.

  • You're going to get two nights at Terranea Resort.

  • It is beautiful.

  • Look out for the jellyfish.

  • [CHEERING]

  • And loud kids.

  • Other than that, have fun.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • Who else hates their job?

  • You hate your job?

  • God, all of the sudden, everybody hates their jobs.

  • When you find out I'm going to send you somewhere,

  • you're very unhappy all of a sudden.

  • What's your name?

  • Rachel.

  • Hi, Rachel.

  • Hi.

  • And, OK.

  • I'll just guess.

  • You're a waitress.

  • No.

  • No.

  • What are your hours?

  • We kind of make up our own hours.

  • Wow.

  • You hate that job?

  • Yeah.

  • You get a job where you--

  • It's not with you.

  • You make up your own hours, and you hate the job.

  • Yeah.

  • Do you work from home?

  • No.

  • No.

  • We go to other people's homes.

  • Oh.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Do you clean homes?

  • Yes.

  • You do?

  • You got it.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, you're going to other people's homes,

  • and you don't like it.

  • Although, I think I would like to clean--

  • I like cleaning.

  • I'll come to your house any time.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • You'll clean my home?

  • Yes.

  • OK.

  • Well, let's talk.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right.

  • Well, then, it looks like you need

  • to go to two nights in Palm Springs.

  • That's what you'll do, OK?

  • Yes, [INAUDIBLE].

  • All right.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Thank you.

  • All right.

  • Oh, and some water.

  • Oh, thanks.

  • Yeah.

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