Name: 你真的懂喝嗎？如果調酒師都很誠實的話...？ (If Bartenders Were Honest)
Uploaded: 2020-01-12T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 1 min 50 s

That you look at a menu and act like you've been to a bar before.

就是推薦你看看菜單，假裝一副你去過酒吧的樣子。

未來簡單式

No I don't know what that drink is, but I'll google it in the back.

我不知道你點了什麼，但我會在背後偷偷上網搜尋一下。

Would you like terrible, not so terrible, or impress people with your money?

你想要難喝的，比較不難喝的，還是想用錢讓你的朋友印象深刻？

No I can't recreate that drink you had that one time at that one bar.

抱歉，我沒辦法做出你某次在某間酒吧喝過的某杯酒。

Here's a $12 cocktail I made with the cheapest booze we have. Enjoy!

這是我用最便宜的酒調製的雞尾酒，要價 12 美金！好好享用！

That's definitely a picture of your sister.

Oh, you don't want to give me your credit card because you think I should trust you even though we've never met.

喔，就算這是第一次見面，你覺得我應該相信你，所以你不給我你的信用卡？

I'm judging the sh*t out of you for your drink choice.

我在根據你點的飲料判斷你是個怎麼樣的人。

I hope you and your friends die in a hazing accident.

我希望你和你朋友在一場可怕的意外中喪生。

Oh, you think that I'm wearing this low-cut shirt to get your phone number?

喔，你覺得我穿這麼低胸是為了你的電話號碼？

我們不是一個團隊，你讓我毛骨悚然。

I poured you the wrong kind of wine, but I'm pretty sure you can't tell the difference.

我倒錯酒給你了，但我很確定你分辨不出差別。

It's the same drink, but I put a tiny drip of rum in the straw.

是同一杯，但我在吸管裡加了一滴蘭姆酒。

I don't need to shake it this much, but it looks cool.

其實我不用搖這麼多下，只是這樣看起來比較酷。

Tips, tips, tips, tips, tips, tips, tips.

小費、小費、小費、小費、小費！

我已經在上班時喝了 6 杯 shots 了。

I've been watering down your drinks because you're turning into a drunk a*shole.

我一直在你的酒裡加水，因為你很快就會醉得不省人事。

This is basically just sprite and fruit juice, but you're too drunk to realize it.

這只是雪碧跟果汁，但你根本沒辦法分辨，你喝太醉了。

You were here first, but she's more attractive, so I'm gonna go with her.

妳先來的，但她長得更漂亮，所以我先幫她做。

Oh my god, I totally don't know what you're talking about, but you're lonely and you're paying cash.

我的天，我根本不知道你在說什麼，只知道你很孤單，而且你還是付現金。

I'm pretending like we didn't hook up that one time.

我正在假裝我們並沒有勾搭上。

No pressure, but last call was twenty five minutes ago.

不是要給你壓力，但最後點酒時間是 25 分鐘前。

You don't have to keep sneaking olives when you think I'm not looking.

不用偷偷拿那些橄欖，我都看到了。

I'm just doing this until my Etsy account takes off.

等到我的 Etsy 開始賺錢，我就會辭職。

I can't remember what you ordered because I'm wasted.

我記不得你點了什麼，因為我喝醉了。

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