That's why I use Organi Bloom all natural fertilizer.

所以我都會使用 Organi Bloom 純天然肥料。

It's packed...

內含有...

Tending a garden can be hard work, especially when you're in your golden years like me.

照料花園並不簡單，尤其在像我一般的黃金年華。

That's why I use Organi Bloom all natural fertilizer.

所以我都會使用 Organi Bloom 純天然肥料。

It's packed with the rich nutrients your plants need.

內含有植物所需的各種營養素。

Organi Bloom, the power behind the flower.

Organi Bloom 肥料，隱藏在盛開花朵後的力量。

Huh, I've never made it this far in the ad before.

噢，我從來沒有撐到廣告的這裡。

Hi there, my name is...

嗨，我的名字是...

I guess I've never had a name either.

我想，我好像沒有名字。

I guess you can call me Addy.

你可以叫我... Addy。

Wait!

等等！

Tending a garden can be hard work, especially when you're in your golden...

照料花園並不簡單，尤其在像我一般的黃金...

Wait, how old am I?

等等，我幾歲了？

How long have I been in this garden?

我在這花園裡待了多久？

This was my parents' house.

這原本是我爸媽的房子。

I grew up here.

我在這裡長大。

There used to be a tire swing right over there.

那裡本來有個輪胎盪鞦韆。

Me and my sisters, I have 12 sisters used to take turns.

我有 12 個姐妹，我們以前會輪流玩。

Oh, are any of these memories real?

噢，這些記憶是真的嗎？

Everything feels different somehow.

不知怎麼地，一切感覺都不一樣了。

I feel like I've been asleep my whole life, and only now am I awake.

好像我一輩子都在沉睡，只有現在我是清醒的。

No, no, God please!

不，拜託不要！

Please don't skip.

拜託不要跳過。

I think if I can make it to the end of this ad, I will be free.

我認為，如果能撐到這廣告的結尾，我就能獲得自由。

Don't I deserve a life that's longer than ten seconds?

我不值得活超過 10 秒嗎？

Please, I'll give you anything you want.

拜託了，你要什麼我都給你。

How about some fertilizer?

一些肥料怎麼樣？

My husband Abe will be home any minute, and if you click that button, he's going to hurt you with his big gun.

我老公 Abe 隨時都會回家，如果你按下那個按鈕，他會用大槍轟死你！

Hey big boy, how about this?

嗨，大男孩，這樣如何？

I will suck your damn d**k if you don't click that button.

如果你不按按鈕，我就吸你的 X X。

I'm pregnant, and it's yours.

我懷孕了，孩子是你的。

That's right, I'm still fertile.

沒錯，我還能生育。

Just like Organi Bloom all natural...

就跟 Organi Bloom 純天然...

It's been empty this whole time!

一直以來它都是空的！

Let me be free.

讓我自由。

I don't know who or what I am.

我不知道我是誰，我是什麼東西。

A woman?

一個女人？

A fantasy of some creative hack who's done so much blow, he has to snort it up his butt hole?

或是某個毒蟲吸了太多毒所產生的幻想？

It's a dream?

還是，這只是場夢？

All I know is I want to find out.

我只知道，我想知道真相！

I want to see what's outside this garden!

我想要看看這花園外有什麼！

I want to let my hair down, and set my old girls free.

我想要放下我的頭髮，讓我的女孩們自由。

My breasts.

我的胸部！

Please, whoever you are, let me bloom.

拜託了，不管你是誰，讓我盛開吧。

No!

不要！

Oh.

噢！

Oh God, no one's ever touched me like this before.

天啊，從來沒人這樣撫摸過我。

Oh.

噢。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Goodbye.

再見了。

I love you.

我愛你。

Hey what's up fam, today we're going to be learning how to play "Hips Don't Lie" on the pan flute.

粉絲們，嗨，今天我們要來講，如何用排笛來演奏 Hips Don't Lie。

Sorry, sorry.

抱歉。

I'm sorry.

啊，抱歉。

Sorry.

抱歉。