more than the court house,

多於法院，

more than the jail where law breakers are punished.

比關懲罰破壞法律的人的監牢還多。

Law is social control, social control, social social control

法律是社會制約，社會制約，社會社會制約

12 unwritten social rules you must follow

12件沒寫但你一定要遵守的社交規則

Don't stop here

別停在這裡

Do leave 1 urinal buffer, this is wrong, really wrong.

上小便時留點空間，這是錯的，非常錯誤。

Be prepared.

準備好。

Paying wasnt a surprise, was it?!

付錢不是個意外，對吧?!

Let people out first

讓人們先出來

Return these to their home

把這些還回去

Now wait a minute, only a jerk would act like that!

等一下，只有混蛋才會這樣做!

Maximize cars per block.

擴大停車格

incorrect, correct

不正確，正確。

This is called the CPB rule (cars per block)

這又叫做CPB規則(一台車一個格子)

Put items where they belong

把東西放回他們原本的地方

In most cases, only save 1 seat.

大部份的情形，保留一個位子就好。

But if the theater is not crowded...

但如果戲院沒那麼多人...

Don't sit here

別坐在這裡

Never use the community microwave for these:

永遠別放這些在公用微波爐:

brussels sprouts, butter popcorn, fish

芽甘藍菜湯，奶油爆玉米花，魚

especially fish

尤其是魚。(國外一些文化比較討厭魚腥味，不像海島台灣接受度較高)

Don't be a jerk

別當混蛋

Instead, be awesome to others

反而，對其他人要非常好