Celebrating my 5 years anniversary with my girl friend

正和我女友慶祝五週年紀念日

I'm gonna prank her tonight

我要來玩個惡作劇

by telling her that I cheated on her.

跟他說我偷吃了

Isn't it cute? yeah. Can I have a second?

是不是很可愛 是啊 可以跟你談一下嗎

Just sit up come on

起來一下 來吧

What? come here baby, I gotta talk to you.

蛤 寶貝 我想我必須告訴你

I gotta tell you some it's gonna be the worst evil I've ever did in my life

我必須要告訴你 我做了一件一生中最糟糕的事

I swear to GOD. I'll never do it again.

我對天發誓 絕沒有第二次

I fucked it up

我搞死我自己了

What did you do?

你做了什麼

Three weeks ago, I was in LA

三年前我在洛杉磯

No... I met a stupid girl

不 我遇見一個女孩

Just a one....

就只是一夜情

why did you do that

為什麼你要這麼做

Just one night baby

只是一夜情 寶貝

I swear to GOD, I'll never do it again.

我對天發誓 我絕不會做第二遍

Like I can't sleep and eat nothing right now.

我現在因為那件事 睡不著也吃不好

I know it's the worst time we're celebrating our anniversary.

我知道 這發生在我們紀念日真的很糟糕

We'll have a family.

我們都快有家庭了

I know...

我知道

God I know, I'm so sorry.

老天 我知道 我真的非常抱歉

I just even don't know how to say.

我真的不知道該說些什麼

I cheated on you.

我劈腿了

what

蛤

I'm cheating on you, too

我也偷吃了

you did..what did you say? you did not cheat on me.

你說什麼 你不會偷吃的

Did you cheat on me?

你真的偷吃了

Britney, yo, did you cheat...

布藍尼 你偷吃

Yeah I'm cheating, sorry you're cheating on me

對 我真的劈腿 對不起 你竟然背著我偷吃

You're fucking cheating on me

你ＸＸ竟然偷吃

No you did not.

不 你不會吧

No you didn't

不 你絕不會

Before my heart's killing me Did you cheat on me?

在我心臟病發之前 你真的背著我偷吃嗎

Hey did you cheat on me?

誒 你真的偷吃嗎

You're fucking cheating on me

你真的ＸＸ偷吃嗎

Are you fucking serious?

你是ＸＸ認真的嗎

You're fucking serious right now

你現在ＸＸ認真的嗎

You fucking... with who

你ＸＸ 和誰

Yo.. talk. OMG my fucking god you'd better lie to me

誒 說話 我的天啊 我的ＸＸ老天 你最好是開玩笑的

You'd better fucking god lie to me

你最好是ＸＸ開玩笑的

You fucking lying to me?

你真的ＸＸ背著我偷吃

I saw you set up your camera. you idiot.

我看到你設置攝影機拉 你北七

What?

什麼

What ....... Oh my fucking god..

蛤 噢我的ＸＸ老天爺

No way

不會吧

haha You did cheat on me?

哈哈 你真的是偷吃嗎

No.. I might've a heart attack.. I can't believe..

沒有拉 噢我差點心臟病發作

I thought you're gonna propose to me.

我以為你要向我求婚勒

Oh my god.

噢我的天

I suck. so I can't upload it on youtube

我太北爛了 決不能上傳到水管

Oh god. I thought you're gonna propose.

噢天啊 我以為你要向我求婚