Yeah, it did, it did.

有啊，很驚訝。

And it took on a life of its own, right?

這個動作變得很紅、很誇張對不對？

And the problem was is there was so many amazing people screaming Kobe.

問題是，有很多很強的人投球的時候喊：「Kobe！」。

But, there was so many (beep) people that were like, just figured if they said the word Kobe they were good to go, and they just aren't.

不過真的有他 X 的很多人以為喊出「Kobe」這個字就會投得好，但是真的沒有。

Just like this category of Bargain Bryants. Take a look.

就像這個〈廉價布萊恩〉特輯，一起來看看。

Kobe!

Kobe！

Bruh, bruh!

老兄，老兄！

Look, he said Kobe. He couldn't even get his feet going, man.

你看他喊「Kobe」，但他連腳都不能好好走路。

Kobe!

Kobe！

He's gotta play through that though.

不過他應該繼續堅持下去。

He doesn't even have the Kobe mentality.

他甚至沒有 Kobe 精神。

He gave up as soon as fell.

一跌倒就放棄了。

You gotta shoot through the contact, man.

應該要進攻時投出去的啊

Here we go.

來囉。

Kobe!

Kobe！

Oh man, oh man.

噢天啊，噢天啊！

In Starbucks?

在星巴克這樣？

Couldn't even, like, get the name out.

連名字都沒喊完。

In Starbucks, bruh.

竟然在星巴克欸，老兄。

The ice went in the bucket.

至少冰塊有進到桶子裡。

It did, it did.

有欸，有欸。

That's true, that's true.

到是真的。

It's like, at least it's not on the floor where they gotta clean it up.

至少不是倒在地上，他們不用清理。

He like, recycled. He kept the cup.

他有乖乖回收分類欸，留著杯子沒丟進去。

Kobe, I'm Bryant.

Kobe，我是 Bryant。

What did he even say?

他到底在說什麼？

Did he say Kobe, I'm Bryant?

他是說：「Kobe，我是 Bryant 」嗎？

What did he say?

他說什麼？

- Did he say Kobe, I'm Bryant? - That is the best.

- 他是說：「Kobe，我是 Bryant 」嗎？ - 太好笑了。

And why is that empty box in the fridge?

而且為什麼冰箱裡會有空盒子？

Kobe, I'm Bryant.

Kobe，我是 Bryant。

Just, no, no.

真的不行。

Not even in the ballpark.

一點也不對。

Aw.

噢！

Kobe!

Kobe！

She had the spirit. She had the spirit.

她的精神可嘉。

It felt good, man.

感覺很棒啊！

Kobe!

Kobe！

Aw, that's great. I love it.

噢，好可愛，我喜歡。

Kobe!

Kobe！

Well, you see what happens when the teacher comes in.

嗯，你就知道老師來了會發生什麼事了。

We'll be right back with more Ridiculousness.

我們很快會回來繼續看荒唐爆笑合輯。

Okay, now, Professor Wizenard, Professor Wizenard is an amazing coach.

好的，Wizenard 教授是個很棒的教練。

How important is a great coach?

好的教練多有重要？

Oh, it's of upmost importance, man.

噢，那是最重要的事。

Yeah.

對。

Yeah, you can't win without a great coach, man.

真的，沒有好教練就贏不了。

And when you see people struggling, great players with (bleep) coaches, when you're sitting at home, what do you think?

那當你在家看到很棒的選手很努力但配到超爛的教練，你覺得怎麼樣？

Sucks for you.

算你衰。

Hey, look. Here's a thing because sometimes, you can have a coach that just coaches you to no man's land, actually gives you bad advice.

嘿你看，我要說的是，有時候會有給你模糊不清指引的教練，其實是在給不好的建議。

Just like everybody in this category, Wizen-no.

就像在〈Wizen 不〉特輯裡的人。

Go up first and then out.

先往上再往外。

Up and out.

往上再往外。

Just up and out, man.

就只要往上再往外。

I can't do it.

我不行。

Just do it.

做就對了。

Just do it.

做就對了。

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I meant out then up.

很抱歉，很抱歉，我的意思是往外再往上。

- Basically, I just need you to train hard enough. - Oh no.

- 基本上，我只要你夠認真做訓練。 - 噢，不。

Well, what was gonna happen?

不然還會發生什麼事？

I mean--

我是說...

Feels like a setup. Feels like a setup.

感覺像是個陷阱。

First of all, why are you training with them damn leggings on?

第一，你為什麼要穿那件該死的緊身褲去做訓練？

And second of all, why is that in-between your legs?

第二，為什麼那個在你雙腿之間？

I mean, you can't see that coming, bruh?

我的意思是，你沒有料到嗎？

No, don't trust your trainer on this one.

不，這種時候不要相信體能教練。

Even the camera guy was like, I can't. It's too horrific.

甚至掌鏡的人都看不下去，覺得太恐怖了。

Come here, come here.

來這裡，來這裡。

Come here, you're fine.

來這裡，沒事的。

That's not a bad coach.

那樣不算壞教練。

You gotta slow down.

你要慢一點。

You're going way too fast.

你跑太快了。

You gotta be like, take your time Sparky, take your time.

應該要這樣，小乖慢慢來，慢慢來。

Way too fast.

太快了。

Aw, are you okay?

噢，還好嗎？

I would've been like, all right, Sparky, go back to the top of the steps. Do it again! Do it again!

是我的話就會這樣：「好的小乖，回去樓梯上，再來一次，再來一次。」

You will conquer those stairs.

你會征服那座樓梯。

Hit it with your toes, there you go.

重心壓向腳趾，你做對了。

Go with your toes, perfect.

用腳趾，完美。

Two hands.

兩隻手。

Two hands, now.

現在用兩隻手。

Whoa, slow down.

哇，慢慢來。

Go faster, just a little faster.

快一點，再快一點點。

Slow down.

慢下來。

Oh, oh! Why did they cut the clip off?

噢不，影片怎麼斷了？

Why did they cut the clip off?

他們為什麼不錄了？

They lassoed that girl around.

他們把那女孩拖著走欸。

Bruh, that's crazy.

老兄，那太扯了。

Dude, the chances of that happening are astronomical.

老兄，那超級有可能發生。

He's a (beep) coach.

他就是他 X 的教練。

Relax and fall.

放鬆然後倒下。

You got it.

你可以的。

Pause it, pause it, pause it, right.

暫停，暫停，暫停。

If you're gonna fall, you gotta trust those around you, and you got a great leader that's guiding you into the right direction.

你要倒下就要信任身邊的人，而且你有一個好教練指引你到對的方向。

You gotta just go for it.

你一定就該嘗試。

One.

一。

Two.

二。

Three.

三。

Look at their faces. Look at their face.

看看他們的臉。

Oh, no!

噢，不！

She doesn't even care, this girl.

這個女生根本不在乎。

Nah, she's looking that way and like, dumbass.

真的，她就那樣看著好像在說：「蠢蛋。」

There you have it for Wizen-no.

這就是〈Wizen 不〉特輯。