Oh, I'm sorry.

噢，抱歉。

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but it's true.

不是故意要傷害你的心靈，但真的很臭。

Slightly odd conversations you have with your dog.

與自家狗狗的各種怪怪對話。

I know, Bean, Games of Thrones isn't real, even though we all wish it was.

Bean，我懂，權力遊戲不是真的，雖然我們都希望它是。

Oh, hello.

噢，嗨。

Is this hangout time?

現在是談心時間嗎？

We having a chat?

要聊聊天嗎？

Beanie, you don't wanna sleep in your bed?

Beanie，你不想睡在自己的床嗎？

What, this isn't good enough for you?

怎樣，這對你來說不夠好嗎？

Can you shut the door?

可以幫我關門嗎？

Is this what you wanted, Bean?

Bean，這是你要的嗎？

Yeah?

是嗎？

This what you, this what you like?

這是你喜歡的嗎？

Do you think you'd hump yourself if you could?

如果可以，你會騎自己嗎？

You ever think about how you're not wearing any clothes?

你有想過你沒穿衣服嗎？

Wearing a collar is like the only clothing you have.

項圈是你唯一的服裝。

Getting more action than I am.

你動得比我還多。

I'm sorry.

抱歉。

That's rude.

我真無禮。

When you get excited everyone can see it.

當你很興奮時，大家都看得出來。

At least I have pants on.

至少我還有穿褲子。

I hear you.

我聽見你了。

Thank you for protecting the house, Bean.

Bean，感謝你守護房子。

If ever a murderer came in here, we would all be dead.

如果真有殺人犯，我們早就都死了。

Okay, all right.

好的。

You're gonna be a party animal!

你要當派對動物了！

Look at you, you party, yeah, no.

看看你，你這派對...噢，對。

I don't like hats either.

我也不喜歡帽子。

Bean, you are not a guard dog.

Bean，你不是看門狗。

You're not scary enough.

你還不夠凶猛。

Can we just find a place to sit and sit there?

我們不能找個地方好好坐著嗎？

I'm sorry I took away your balls.

抱歉我拿掉你的蛋蛋。

Not, oh, okay.

不要...噢，好吧。

Hit my crotch.

踩到我胯下了。

I'm afraid of thunder too.

我也會怕打雷。

Your haircuts cost more than mine do.

你剪毛比我還貴。

That's not right.

這樣不對。

Bean, did you fart?

Bean，你放屁了嗎？

Oh, God, you little gross puppy.

天啊，你這隻小臭狗。

I know it's scary. Life is scary.

我知道這很可怕，生活充滿了可怕的事物。

Just kidding, you're not gross!

開玩笑的啦，你才不臭！

You're not gross, you're adorable.

你才不臭，你很可愛。

Oh, God, you are actually quite smelly.

天啊，你真的蠻臭的。

Quite smelly.

蠻臭的。

Getting some action, huh?

想撒個嬌吧？

All the cuddles.

抱抱。

You're a good cuddler.

你真會抱抱。

You're a good cuddler, Bean.

Bean，你真會抱抱。

I can just snuggle up next to you.

我可以就這麼一直躺在你身旁。