Name: 那些年，我們都曾經對自家狗狗講過的話！ (Slightly Odd Conversations You Have With Your Dog)
Uploaded: 2020-01-17T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 2 min 11 s

What did we feed you that's making you fart like this?

我們是餵了什麼，才讓你屁那麼臭？

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but it's true.

不是故意要傷害你的心靈，但真的很臭。

Slightly odd conversations you have with your dog.

I know, Bean, Games of Thrones isn't real, even though we all wish it was.

Bean，我懂，權力遊戲不是真的，雖然我們都希望它是。

Beanie, you don't wanna sleep in your bed?

Beanie，你不想睡在自己的床嗎？

Do you think you'd hump yourself if you could?

You ever think about how you're not wearing any clothes?

Wearing a collar is like the only clothing you have.

When you get excited everyone can see it.

當你很興奮時，大家都看得出來。

Thank you for protecting the house, Bean.

If ever a murderer came in here, we would all be dead.

如果真有殺人犯，我們早就都死了。

Can we just find a place to sit and sit there?

我們不能找個地方好好坐著嗎？

我知道這很可怕，生活充滿了可怕的事物。

我可以就這麼一直躺在你身旁。

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那些年，我們都曾經對自家狗狗講過的話！ (Slightly Odd Conversations You Have With Your Dog)