My god.

天啊。

How can you be so stupid?

你怎麼能這麼笨？

Logan Paul - thats right.

Logan Paul - 沒錯。

Disappointed.

令人失望。

Now, let's look at this Earth, okay?

來看看這顆地球，好嗎？

What shape is this?

這是什麼形狀？

That's right, round.

沒錯，圓形。

Well, what a lot of people don't know... is if you keep zooming in...

許多人不知道的是...如果你不斷放大地圖...

Over here, over in Canada, over in Saint Pierre and Miquelon...

從這裡，加拿大這裡，聖皮埃與密克隆群島這裡...

Over here at St. Johns, over here at Witless Bay...

聖約翰這裡，然後 Witless Bay 這裡繼續放大...

We are getting closer.

越來越接近了。

Over to Burnt Cove, over between the Gret Island and Sant Miquel.

Burnt Cove，然後放大 Gret Island 與 Sant Miquel 中間。

We have...

就能找到...

Pee Pee Island!

Pee Pee 島！

Smash like on this video right now ...

現在就大力按下讚。

If you want to visit Pee Pee Island.

如果你想參觀 Pee Pee 島的話。

Because I don't know about you guys... I really want to go visit Pee Pee Island.

我不知道你啦，但我個人很想去看看 Pee Pee 島。

What happens in Pee Pee Island?

Pee Pee 島有什麼新奇的？

I don't know.

我不清楚。

Why does it have such an amazing name?

為什麼它有個那麼讚的名字？

I don't know either.

這我也不清楚。

This is proof, once and for all, that the Earth is round.

這就是證據，只需要證明這一次就夠，地球是圓的！

I think...yes...

我想...

I wanted to explore a little bit more here today what you can discover on this amazing planet Earth.

我今天想要多多探索一下地球，這美麗星球。

Thanks to Google's technology with Google Street View and Google Satellite, there's so many different things to look at!

感謝 Google 科技帶來的 Google 街景與 Google 衛星圖，所以我們才有許多東西可以看。

So many things to appreciate!

有好多東西可以欣賞！

Such as this new viral clip.

就像這個熱門片段。

Thanks to, in uh, I think New Jersey or something like that... we have a Google Street View, of a man.

感謝新澤西或某處，我們得到了這個街景，裡頭有個男子。

Falling down the stairs!

從樓梯上摔下來！

I shouldn't be laughing. I really shouldn't!

不該笑的，我真的不該笑的！

Oh no! Oh God! I haven't seen the second one.

噢不！天啊！我第一次看到第二張圖！

I hope he is Okay; I genuinely do.

希望他沒事，真的。

Let's see if we can find this.

來看看能不能找到這個。

Alright, let's add the little guy.

好，把小黃人拖到這裡。

Oh no...

不...

Jesus Christ!

天！

They blurred him out at least.

他們把他碼掉了。

God, I hope he's okay.

希望他沒事。

The world is a wonderful place to live.

這世界很美好。

We also have this incredible clip, which i think i've shown before.

這也有整個超讚的片段，我記得之前放過了。

A cute little dog, on another note.

一隻可愛的小狗。

Just an adorable little dog, chasing over the google street view car thing.

就只是隻可愛的小狗，緊追著 Google 街景車。

Come on, dog, you can do it!

快點，小狗，你可以的！

Some say the dog is still chasing the Google Street View car to this day.

有人說，這隻狗直到今天還在追那台 Google 街景車。

To this day!

到今天還在追！

Just doesn't give up, does he?

永不放棄，對吧？

I got you now, Google sir.

抓到你了，Google。

Jesus Christ.

天。

Okay, here we go.

好，來吧。

Zoom in.

放大。

We're in Nihon, Japan everyone!

我們到了日本，日本欸，各位！

Oh my God!

我的天！

How did they know?

他們怎麼知道的？

Only in Japan.

只有日本才有。

For those of you who haven't visited to Japan, yes, this is how everyone walks around.

為那些沒去過日本的朋友解釋一下，沒錯，日本人都這樣穿這樣在街上走動。

Where did they go?

他們人呢？

That's so creepy!

太詭異了吧！

God damn pigeon people.

該死的鴿子人。

They are everywhere.

到處都有。

Take it back, the Earth is not fl-

回歸正題，地球不是平...

Why does the Japanese Earth look different?

為什麼日本的地球看起來不太一樣？

Explain this, scientists.

解釋一下啊，科學家們。

Oh yeah, I know this one.

噢，我知道這個。

Okay, so, you look at the speed limit.

看看測速柱。

God damn it, Google.

該死，Google。

Look at the speed limit, 37, this is taken by the Google car by the way.

看測速柱上的數字，時速 37，對了，這是 Google 車的數據。

Turn around here, what is the speed limit?

轉過來，看看速限多少？

God damn it, Google.

該死，Google！

Oh, they blurred it those fu-

噢，他們碼掉了這...

20!

速限 20！

What the freak Google, you break the law.

媽的，Google，你犯法了！

Everyone tweet this out right now #GoogleBreakALaw.

大家快點推文 #Google犯法了。

I'm crying, and i'm shaking right now...

我在哭泣、顫抖。

Google just confessed to this horrific crime.

Google 剛剛承認了這個駭人的罪。

Pro tip: Google, if you break the law, don't film it...

Google，給你個專業建議，如果要犯法，不要錄下來...

Take it from me... who's never done anything illegal.

來自我，一個從沒犯過法的人。

Moving on.

繼續！

Okay, here's another coordinate.

好的，這有另一個座標。

Alright, so you're just in a park.

好的，來到一座公園。

It's a nice day, it's a nice weather.

不錯的日子，天氣很好。

You're in co fn, whatever that is...

你在 co fn，不管那是啥...

You walk down the street, and boom!

你走在路上，然後砰！

It's a cow.

有一隻牛。

Incredible, cows exist!

厲害吧，這世上真的有牛！

How did he get passed the cow?

它要怎麼通過這隻牛？

That is the real question.

真心想問。

That's some close up action right there.

有一些近拍的畫面。

Thank you very much, Google.

真是謝囉，Google。

Keep Shane Dawson away from th-

讓 Shane Dawson 遠離這...

That's not even a joke...

這連笑話都算不上...

Jesus Christ.

天。

Alright, see you later cows!

好的，再見囉，牛牛們！

You can find all kinds of s**t on Google Street View.

你可以在 Google 街景上看到各種東西。

Why go out side when you could just click through this.

如果可以用這個點一點就好，何必出門呢？

Look at these people, looking awkward.

看看這些人，感覺很尷尬。

They always look at the camera, it's so creepy.

他們總是會看著鏡頭，真怪。

One cool thing I actually find is that, is that could actually go underwater.

我發現一件很酷的事，我們可以直接進到水底。

In Google Maps and like, here on island, you can go underwater.

在 Google 地圖，在島嶼上，你可以下到水裡。

And there's a turtle!

有一支烏龜！

Pretty epic!

超酷！

See, everyone looks into the camera. This is what I'm talking about.

看，每個人都在看鏡頭，這就是我說的。

It's so weird.

好怪。

Damn, that's epic.

這超酷。

Look at that... amazing.

看看這...好美。

And we are killing it.

而我們正在殘害這環境。

Congratulations, everyone.

恭喜囉，各位。

Alright, next up, I have some coordinates I want to explore.

好的，接下來我還有一些想探索看看的座標。

Where in the world are we gonna go next?

接下來我們要去世界的哪一隅呢？

That's right, everyone.

沒錯，各位。

We enter the coordinates, we enter the Satellite View.

輸入座標，改成衛星圖像。

We zoom in on Satellite View. I assume it's over here.

放大衛星圖像，我想它應該在這。

Zoom in, god damn it.

放大啊，該死！

And there we have it.

然後就有了這個。

A giant stuffed bunny, everyone.

各位，一隻巨大兔娃娃。

Giant stuffed bunny, thank you Italy. Very cool.

巨大兔娃娃，感謝義大利，很酷。

We have this one: if you go to Google Earth, type in the coordinates, blah blah blah, it's a man dragging a dead body to a lake!

這篇推文說，如果你去 Google 地球，輸入這串座標之類之類的，會看到一個男人拖著屍體到湖邊。

Shocked face.

驚恐臉。

That is so creepy.

太詭異了吧。

Okay, we must investigate.

好，這得調查一下。

Let's enter the coordinate.

來輸入座標。

There it is.

找到了。

Where are they?

人呢？

Where did they go?

他們去哪了？

The mysteries of life... we will explore this.

生命之謎，我們會探索此事。

We will dig deep.

我們會挖掘真相。

What happened to this person?

這個人到底怎麼了？

It's a wet dog.

是隻濕掉的狗。

I mean, I shouldn't be happy, I shouldn't...

我其實不應該感到開心，我不該...

I'll take it.

我就接受了。

Panic averted.

不要恐慌。

I mean it looks crazy...

這看起來很可怕...

Alright, so just another, oh God, Chad.

另一個地點，天，是查德。

The magnificent country.

壯麗的一個國家。

It even has the eyes.

它甚至還有眼睛。

My God, Chad, all hail Chad.

天啊，查德，查德萬歲。

The greatest country of all time.

世上最偉大的國家。

Now, if you zoom in a little bit outside of Chad, and you zoom in... a little bit... and then just go...

現在，放大查德外面一點點...再放大...再一點...然後往...

And that's gonna be right..

它就會在...

And that's a mouth... isn't it？

一個嘴巴！對吧！

Well, whatever it's lips.

隨便啦，是嘴唇。

Very fascinating. The world is a magnificent place. Prepare to be more fascination (fascinated) upcoming here.

非常引人入勝，這世界充滿了美麗的地方，準備好，有更多美好的地方要來了。

Adding some more coordinates.

加入更多座標。

Here we have in... where the hell is this? Port Sudan.

現在到了...我們在哪？蘇丹港。

Okay, you zoom in and out, in the Red Sea. Zoom time, zoom time.

放大時間，放大時間。

You can actually see, I think at least, no?

應該要看得到吧，對吧？

Supposed to be a ship wreck.

這裡應該要有船難的影像。

God damn it.

該死！

Well, that makes it lame.

真無聊。

We also have this fantastic picture, what the he...

還有這張奇妙的照片，是怎...

I think this is in Mexico, so creepy, Jesus Christ.

我想這是在墨西哥，真詭異，天。

There's also this wonderful place, such as, Chicago.

也有一些好玩的地方，比如，芝加哥。

I don't know if these are real. I just love it so much.

我不知道這是不是真的，但我好愛。

Welcome to Chicago, everyone.

歡迎來到芝加哥。

Where you can also find, arguably, one of greatest things on Google Street View.

在這你也可以找到，Google 街景上最可愛的東西之一。

This dog, everyone.

那就是狗兒。

Look at this dog.

看看這隻狗。

If this isn't worth smash, like, subscribe, I don't know what is.

如果這隻狗不值得大力按下讚跟訂閱，我不知道有什麼值得了。

Incredible! Good boy.

棒，乖孩子。

Meanwhile, in Russia's Google Street View...

同時，在俄羅斯的 Google 街景。

What is happening here? Does anyone know?

發生什麼事了？有人知道嗎？

Look, they're looking too, like, aw s*** , they got it.

看，他們看起來就好像「靠，被抓到了。」

Ah, Damn it, Google street car got us.

該死，Google 街景車拍到我們了。

There is also the... I don't know what this is.

還有這個，我不知道這是啥。

I don't know what's happening here, but i could only imagine, but they're fighting us.

不知道發生了什麼事，但我只能想像，他們在與我們抗爭。

Oh my God.

我的天。

They even convicted a man in Taiwan, thanks to Google Maps.

因為 Google 地圖，台灣因此逮到一個人。

Because an unleashed dog was responsible for a neighbor's bicycle accident.

因為有一隻沒綁好的狗，導致了腳踏車事故。

Jesus Christ.

天。

Google maps will get you, man, big brother is watching you.

Google 地圖會抓到你的，到處都有人在監視你。

But I think the most, the worst one is when... just falling..

但我想，最糟的是，這個跌倒...

Poor, no... look at the poor dog!

可憐，不...看看那可憐的狗狗！

(human falls down) Oh no, the poor dogs!

(人類跌倒) 噢不！可憐的狗！

Look at them!

看看他們！

I stumbled upon this funny sequence randomly.

我沒事看 Google 地圖時，意外看到這個事件。

Who just randomly goes through Google Street!? Jesus Christ.

誰會沒事看 Google 街景啊，天。

Take better care of your dogs, you dummy.

照顧好你的狗，笨蛋！

There are also wonderful images such as... baby being born.

還有些驚奇的畫面，如...寶寶出生。

And naked man in sleeping trunk.

還有後車廂的裸男。

But if you go to Gothenburg, Sweden, my home town.

但如果你去我的家鄉，瑞典哥德堡...

You enter Satellite View, and you zoom in just enough on Stadium Ullevi, and you will find, that's right everyone ...

進到衛星圖像模式，然後在 Ullevi 體育館放大，你就會看到... 各位，沒錯。

Represent.com slash pewdiepie.

Represent.com/pewdiepie.

T-Series may have beaten us, so you might as well buy the 90 million club merch.

T-Series 或許在訂閱數打敗我們了，你不如就買這個帽踢。

Because we sure as hell aint getting to 200, at this point.

因為這時候，我們訂閱數也不太可能到 2 億了。

So thank you for your support, and I really, really, really appreciate it, and I see you guys tomorrow.

感謝你們的支持，真的感到非常非常感謝，明天見。

What? Tuber simulator become relevant!

什麼？Tuber 模擬器變熱門了！

No! No, don't leave! No, please. Sponsor Eagle please do something. Yes!

不！別走！贊助鷹來幫幫我！讚啦！

This game is still relevant, god damn it.

這遊戲還沒亡，該死。