Wait, is something going to happen right away?

等等，馬上就會有東西出現嗎？

No, no, no.

不，不，不會。

- They never get you right away. - How do you know?

- 他們不會一開始就嚇人。 - 你怎麼知道？

Because I've done these every year.

因為我每年都會帶人來鬼屋。

I don't like you.

我討厭你！

That's... I need you to be stronger.

這...我要你堅強一點。

Oh!

噢！

That's real.

那是真人。

Oh! ****

噢！

Oh!

噢！

ohh! Mother *****! Stop it!

媽的*****!

Oh!

噢！

You're big!

你好大隻！

No! You're tiny.

不要！

Go... oh, no!

快走...噢，不要！

I got you.

有我在。

What?

什麼啦！

Ow.

噢！

Go back.

回去！

What do you mean, ow?

妳在「噢」什麼？

You ran me into the door frame.

你害我撞到門框了！

The guy on the right.

右邊那個人。

There's a guy on the right.

右邊有一個人！

- I told you - I forgot which was my right.

我忘記哪邊是右邊了。

It's horrible.

好可怕！

Oh!

噢！

Oh!

噢！

Oh! Jiminy Christmas!

我的聖誕老人啊！

Watch.

看這裡。

- See the head? - Watch that hole.

- 看到那顆頭了嗎？ - 看那個洞。

No!

不要！

No, no, no, no.

不要，不要，不要，不要！

Go.

走。

You go first.

你先走。

Can you please be a man?

當個男人好嗎？

I am a man.

我是男人！

Watch over there.

小心那邊！

Watch over there to the right.

小心右邊！

Watch your right.

注意右邊。

Let's go.

走吧。

Come on, Mama.

快走，媽媽。

This is...

這...

You have to lead the way, Mother.

媽媽，你得領著我們前進。

Wait you guys.

大伙，等等。

OK, table.

好，有張桌子。

Who is it?

那是誰？

Here's something.

聽好了。

They may never do it twice.

他們不會嚇兩次人。

So now we know, the right.

現在我們知道了，右邊。

But they won't do it again.

但他們不會再嚇一次。

They never do it twice.

他們都不會嚇兩次人。

You don't do it twice!

你不能嚇兩次人！

Andy.

Andy。

- God dang you - If you're going to lie to me this is not going to go well.

-可惡。 -如果你要騙我，事情不會太好看。

That's not supposed to be that way and I'm going to talk to supervisors.

事情不該是這樣的，等等我會去找主管談談。

Oh my gosh!

我的天！

Oh my gosh!

我的天！

Oh my gosh!

我的天！

Oh my gosh!

我的天！

We're good.

沒事了。

Oh my god, it's...

天阿，這是...

Suddenly I'm in a porn.

怎麼突然進到了 A 片場景。

Wow.

哇！

Weird slash arousing.

詭異又撩人。

Not scary again.

不准再嚇我。

OK.

好。

Come on.

快走。

Come on.

快走。

Come on.

快走。

What are you trying to say?

你想說什麼？

I live in a closet.

我住在衣櫃裡。

Oh, he lives in a closet.

噢，他住在衣櫃裡。

Come out.

出來吧。(出櫃)

It's so much freer.

這樣自由多了。

This might not be a good idea.

這可能不是個好點子。

That's something.

有東西。

Stop!

停！

She's an elderly woman!

她是個老太太欸！

Oh!

噢！

Oh!

噢！

I think we can al...

我想我們已...

What is there?

那是啥？！

With the ***ing pig!

天*的臭豬！

Ah! Holy crap.

哇靠！

Are you kidding me with that?

是在開玩笑？！

It was like a choir of zombies!

剛那就像一團殭屍唱詩班！

That is so weird.

剛剛那也太怪。

OK.

好。

What got on us?

什麼噴到我們了？

What is that?

那是什麼！

No!

不要！

I'm not going to say it gets to be more fun every year, Ellen, but Sarah was a real trooper in there.

Ellen，我不會說這鬼屋每年越來越好玩，但 Sarah 剛剛在裡面就像個戰士一樣勇敢。

No, I wasn't.

不，我才沒有。

You were terrible.

對，妳糟透了。

Oh God!

天阿！

You rascal. Turn around.

你這無賴！