THINGS REALLY START TO GET WEIRD-- "A WOMAN CALLED BLACK 00:01:18.077 --> 00:01:19.445 align:start position:0% ROD." 00:01:19.478 --> 00:01:21.914 align:start position:0% BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE AT WORK, DO NOT GOOGLE "BLACK ROD." 00:01:21.947 --> 00:01:25.551 align:start position:0% BUT I'LL SAY THIS, I WILL SAY THIS-- NO, NO! 00:01:25.584 --> 00:01:28.354 align:start position:0% ( APPLAUSE ) I WILL SAY THIS-- WHY DON'T WE 00:01:28.387 --> 00:01:31.257 align:start position:0% GET COOL NAMES LIKE BLACK ROD FOR THE PEOPLE IN OUR 00:01:31.290 --> 00:01:32.658 align:start position:0% GOVERNMENT? 00:01:32.691 --> 00:01:35.995 align:start position:0% INSTEAD OF SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, NANCY PELOSI SHOULD BE 00:01:36.028 --> 00:01:39.665 align:start position:0% "GAVELORIA, EMPRESS OF THE CRIMSON THUNDER." 00:01:39.698 --> 00:01:44.504 align:start position:0% ( LAUGHTER ) BLACK ROD-- THE TITLE BLACK ROD 00:01:44.537 --> 00:01:47.540 align:start position:0% IS AN OFFICIAL WHOSE JOB, IN THIS CASE, IS TO TELL PARLIAMENT 00:01:47.573 --> 00:01:49.642 align:start position:0% TO GO HOME.