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  • - Today our stomachs walk the plank.

  • - Let's parlay about that.

  • (groovy electronic music)

  • - Good Mythical Morning.

  • - Before we get to the matter at hand,

  • do you want to make an appearance

  • on the official Mythical Instagram?

  • - Yes. - Well tag @Mythical

  • while wearing Mythical apparel and accessories

  • and you just might get picked to be featured on the account.

  • I like it, heart.

  • - It is International Talk Like A Pirate Day

  • which is the world's third most celebrated holiday

  • right behind International Listen Like A Pirate Day

  • and International Emotionally Understand Like A Pirate Day.

  • - Oh okay so to celebrate,

  • we're turning our stomachs into the seven seas

  • and somehow catching scurvy in 2019

  • by bringing food from iconic pirate movies to life.

  • It's time for

  • Real Fake Food-- (Link coughs)

  • (Rhett laughs)

  • Pirate Edition. - You okay?

  • Hold your arms up. - I don't if I can--

  • - Hold your arms up-- - I don't know if I can

  • keep up with this.

  • - Okay, pirates were known to feast on things

  • like suckling pigs and salted meats and that sounds great

  • but when things got desperate and their Postmates drivers

  • were taking too long, crews were forced

  • to eat truly disgusting things.

  • - So today we're gonna be chowing down on some meals

  • we've recreated from our favorite pirate movies

  • and by the end of this, we'll have a better understanding

  • of why pirates were always talking about their booty.

  • - (chuckles) Arr.

  • (adventurous music)

  • - Okay let's begin with one of the most iconic pirate movies

  • of all time.

  • - "Pirates of the Caribbean."

  • - "Hook."

  • It had swashbucklin', walking the plank,

  • and enough pirate food to feed an entire generation

  • of lost boys, watch a clip.

  • - I cannot-- - Wait for what?

  • Whether it be three days or three decades,

  • he will always be a fat, old Pan.

  • Oh I hate being disappointed, Smee,

  • and I hate living in this flawed body

  • and I hate living in Neverland and I hate,

  • I hate, I hate Peter Pan!

  • - Can you imagine how frustrating it was to film that?

  • Nope, nope, nope, move it.

  • - Lining it up. - Move the hook.

  • Move the hook, nope, move the hook.

  • Hoffman, move the hook.

  • That was Hoffman's peak by the way, not "Rain Man."

  • Okay, according to famous ex-pirate William Dampier,

  • pirates sometimes ate fried locust so it's safe

  • to assume that Smee, that other guy's name was Smee--

  • - Yes. - Spit out a fried locust.

  • - Bring in the locust to the bow!

  • - Avast, ye mateys. - Oh yeah.

  • - I be a modern pirate.

  • Would you guys like to buy a copy of

  • "Where'd You Go Bernadette"?

  • (Rhett laughs)

  • I downloaded it from BitTorrent.

  • - No thank you. - All right.

  • - I can tell you're a modern pirate 'cause of your glasses.

  • - Oh yes, I go to that Lens Crafters.

  • - [Link] Oh.

  • (Rhett laughs)

  • Sponsor? - Oh wow.

  • He's got at least 10 DVDs back there.

  • - Oh my gosh so-- - And more on my hard drive.

  • - Woo! (Rhett laughs)

  • Smells like fertilizer.

  • - It actually smells like Red Man.

  • - You talking about chewing tobacco?

  • - Yeah. - Not a sponsor.

  • - It's has like-- - Lens Crafters

  • and Red Man. - It has a chewing tobacco,

  • not that I would know.

  • Not that I grew up in North Carolina and tried it once.

  • - [Link] Okay.

  • - [Rhett] Okay I'm just gonna pick one.

  • - And what do we have here?

  • - This is grog. - That is grog.

  • - (chuckles) This is, okay, apparently

  • the fresh sea water on pirate ships was so disgusting

  • that they had to add alcohol to make it palatable

  • so this is algae-filled water with rum.

  • I really don't understand this at all.

  • - It gets ya drunk.

  • And that's all you need. - Smell that, that's worse.

  • - Oh!

  • - It's like I need to wash this down with a locust.

  • - Smells like an alcoholic aquarium.

  • Come on, man. - You have a handful?

  • - Yeah. - Okay, why not?

  • - Gotta get your protein on the ship.

  • Dink it, knock it.

  • Knock it back.

  • - Wow. - Not bad.

  • - There's no flavor on that.

  • - It's kinda sour.

  • - Lots of protein though.

  • - Looking at it kinda freaks me out.

  • But tastin' it, it's just like eating dried up corn husks.

  • - That makes a nice pirate sound.

  • - Glug glug glug glug glug.

  • - Now from the look of this and the smell of it,

  • it does seem like something that people

  • in Silverlake would be like, "Have you had the grog?"

  • - That's where you live, isn't it?

  • - Yes, I used to live in Echo Park.

  • (Rhett laughs)

  • - And they would drink it and make bitter faces

  • but try to act like they were enjoying it.

  • - Yeah they would. - They would also pay $14

  • for a small cup of it.

  • - It's vegan.

  • - [Rhett] It's not bad.

  • - Oh, it's-- - It's not bad.

  • It's totally worth the money I just threw on it.

  • - It's horrible, put your face in an un-cared for aquarium--

  • - It's not bad. - And just suck it down.

  • I mean that's really what this tastes like.

  • - It's not bad, can you tell?

  • - Not a pirate's life for me.

  • - If you make this face, it actually tastes okay.

  • - I'm already makin'.

  • (adventurous music)

  • Now moving onto the second most iconic pirate movie

  • of all time.

  • - "Pirates of the Caribbean."

  • - The 2002 Disney film "Treasure Planet."

  • - Okay I haven't heard of that.

  • But we really wanted to make a pirate meal from space.

  • - Yeah. - Or as I like

  • to call it, the eighth sea.

  • - Oh (chuckles), all right,

  • let's see what these space pirates ate.

  • (adventurous music)

  • - Here, now.

  • Have a taste of me famous bonzabeast stew.

  • (Delbert sniffs)

  • - Mm!

  • Delightfully tangy, yet robust.

  • - [Silver] Old family recipe.

  • (Delbert gasps)

  • - Well the fact that it has a eyeball coming out

  • of it makes me unhappy that we're tasting bonzabeast stew.

  • - Yeah that's what we're gonna have.

  • We're gonna have bonzabeast stew served to us

  • by our very own other pirate. (chuckles)

  • - Yarr.

  • I be a Pittsburgh Pirate.

  • - I see that. - I kinda misunderstood

  • the assignment. (Rhett laughs)

  • Here's your-- - I like the way you did

  • a half-assed pirate accent though.

  • - Trying to yeah, re-claim it.

  • Arr. - There you go, Chase.

  • - [Chase] Arr.

  • - (chuckles) Wow.

  • - [Link] What, but Chase, tell me what's in this.

  • - Arr, okay. (Rhett laughs)

  • So this is our bonzabeast stew.

  • It's got pickled herring, anchovies, pigeon meat,

  • grease grits and a buncha eyeballs.

  • (Link gags) Arr.

  • - Eyeballs. - That's a half a pigeon.

  • (crew laughing)

  • - [Link] And that right there is an eyeball.

  • - Is it a pigeon eyeball?

  • If so their eyes are a lot bigger

  • than I remember. (chuckles)

  • - What is this an eyeball from?

  • - Probably lamb.

  • - Yarr, they be grouper eyeballs, yarr.

  • - It's a fish eyeball. - Grouper, okay.

  • That's better.

  • - I don't, I don't know about, I don't know about this.

  • - Oh I know about it.

  • - What you know about this?

  • - I know it's gonna be very difficult to eat.

  • - Eyeballs. - But I think you gotta

  • put yourself in that frame of mind

  • that you've been out on the sea.

  • - Yeah and I'm just bobbin' around.

  • - You know you're gonna just throw it up later anyway.

  • - I'll eat the pigeon part, you eat the eyeball part.

  • - No, we both have to, the eyeballs are the best part, man.

  • Aye.

  • - Aye, ball.

  • (Rhett chuckles)

  • Arr, ball.

  • - There's some kinda weird elementary school joke

  • about the vowels.

  • Aye, arr.

  • (Rhett grunts)

  • I'll come up with it later. (both laughing)

  • Oh, eye. (chuckles)

  • That's the joke, I didn't even realize I made one.

  • - That's what we've been saying the whole time.

  • - (chuckles) Yeah.

  • Hey, get it yourself an eye and let's eat it, man.

  • - Get it yourself an eye.

  • At least I'm gonna pick a small one.

  • There's not a small one.

  • - You know how it's gonna go.

  • It's gonna be really hard to eat this,

  • there's glass in it, you know.

  • It's got that lens part that's really hard.

  • It's not glass, I realize that, but it's very hard to eat.

  • Just bite down on it, come on, let's just,

  • do your job.

  • (both laughing)

  • - That's what we've come to.

  • Okay, all right, I respect that.

  • - Do your job, man. (Link laughs)

  • Come on!

  • (Link whimpering)

  • (Link gags)

  • (both retching)

  • - Aye, it's so greasy.

  • - Aw man!

  • I tried!

  • - Aye, tried.

  • - I tried to get it down. (Link grunts)

  • - Aye.

  • - I embarrass meself. (laughs)

  • (Rhett grunts)

  • (Link coughs)

  • I don't like the boys to see me do that.

  • - I go back into my corridors to retch.

  • - I do that on my own.

  • Oh. - Woo!

  • Okay we tried. - I mean I'll bite

  • a little bit of this.

  • - Bite yourself a pigeon.

  • I don't really think you can get pigeon.

  • It's probably pheasant?

  • - It's like a baby turkey. - It's pigeon.

  • (crew laughing)

  • - It's pigeon, we got pigeon.

  • - That's not bad.

  • Pigeon not bad after eating grouper eyeball. (chuckles)

  • - Okay.

  • Dark.

  • (adventurous music)

  • Okay, now we're finally getting to the third most iconic

  • pirate movie of all time.

  • - "Captain Phillips."

  • - "Pirates of the Caribbean."

  • We're there now.

  • Okay despite popular belief, most pirates were not raw vegan

  • and in fact, in times of desperation,

  • they were known to actually eat the flesh

  • of fellow pirates as teased in

  • "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest."

  • (rhythmic drumming music)

  • - He just bit the nail off.

  • He didn't actually eat-- - You know Johnny Depp,

  • he's very method too.

  • He really did that, Link.

  • - That was a real toe? - Yeah.

  • - Oh goodness.

  • We are not gonna eat human flesh.

  • - It was his assistant's toe.

  • Okay, no we're not going to eat human flesh.

  • Instead we're going to try another food

  • that pirates would eat in desperate times:

  • fried leather satchels, everybody.

  • - Walk the fried leather satchel plank.

  • - Arr, eat up mateys.

  • And eat it while it's hot,

  • otherwise it's just regular leather.

  • - Okay. - That's less good.

  • - Okay, I've been told that we've got some

  • actual fried leather somewhere in here.

  • There's a piece. - Okay.

  • So untanned leather

  • with a little bit of fabric on it.

  • - So this hasn't been through the toxic process.

  • - Dink it, oh and, Rhett, you should tell the people

  • why you're wearing your specific shirt

  • that you're wearing today.

  • - Oh I think they can figure that out.

  • - Oh, dink it and sink it.

  • Oh. - It's good, right?

  • - It's impenetrable.

  • - Arr, avast ye, mateys.

  • This be my part of the YouTube seas.

  • - Are you from the NPAA?

  • - No I'm from Pittsburgh. - Oh.

  • (both grunting)

  • It's a very plastic sword.

  • (both grunt)

  • Oh, my hand.

  • - Yes, I am the captain now.

  • - Look at that.

  • We've had a workplace accident.

  • Change the sign!

  • - And he lost a-- - Zero days.

  • - He lost a hand but then the hand lost--

  • - A finger.

  • - A finger here.

  • - Okay, now, the reason that we have this hand here

  • is because real life cannibal accounts say

  • that human flesh tastes similar to veal and pork

  • but much more bitter so it's convenient

  • that that's what Chase's hand is actually made out of.

  • - Oh how convenient. - Veal, pork,

  • and a bitter agent.

  • - Oh my goodness.

  • - You wanna just take the finger that came off?

  • - [Link] What is the, is that--

  • - Those are, that's nails.

  • - That's nails?

  • - [Crew Member] Fingernails.

  • - Yeah, they put human fingernails into,

  • and they didn't try to make them look like real fingernails.

  • They just sorta stuck two in the end of each finger.

  • - I'm not gonna eat that part.

  • - Oh I wouldn't, I wouldn't.

  • - Stop smiling so large.

  • - I wouldn't recommend that.

  • - Okay and look at this, I'm gonna--

  • - Yep, bones.

  • - Shouldn't have pulled those out.

  • - Anatomically correct wrist bones.

  • A-dink your finger.

  • - Bitter-- - And eat your finger.

  • - Pork and veal is human.

  • I actually thought of it as human and it made me sick

  • but I know it's not really human.

  • - No but think of it as human because it might happen.

  • We might need to do this.

  • I been trying to mentally prepare myself

  • to eat other people for a long time.

  • - How's that coming along?

  • - Good.

  • - Eat the nail.

  • - Mine doesn't have any nails.

  • - Oh, too bad.

  • Mine does, here, take that piece right there.

  • - No I don't need to eat the nail.

  • - Not nearly as bad as fish eyeball stew.

  • Oh that was a nightmare.

  • - Yeah, it's not that bad.

  • I think I could do people.

  • - Okay, well we've learned something today.

  • - Yarr, thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing.

  • - You know what time it is.

  • - We are Ye Banished Privateers.

  • World-famous buccaneer band from the north of Sweden.

  • And we-- (glass shatters)

  • - It's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.

  • - Whoa-ho. - Whoa!

  • - Hey, what? - Dang!

  • - Production value.

  • - All that just for that?

  • - Yep, they all dressed up just for that, Link.

  • They weren't already doing something as pirates.

  • Click the top link to watch us guess the pirate slang.

  • - And to find out where

  • the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land.

  • - [Rhett] Mythical wristbands in assorted colors.

  • Now available at Mythical.com.

  • Collect 'em all.

- Today our stomachs walk the plank.

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真正的海盜食品口味測試 (REAL Pirate Food Taste Test)

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