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  • (magical instrumental music)

  • - A ridiculously dangerous slippery staircase over here,

  • a fireplace that would melt if I actually

  • lit a fire in it over there

  • and that should do it.

  • Phew, finally I finished my castle

  • way to go Elsa.

  • - [Orange] Way to go, way to go

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • - What on earth?

  • - Well I gotta say, as far as castles go

  • this ones really ice.

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • - What are you doing here? Get out,

  • I made this castle in the middle of the wilderness

  • to be completely isolated.

  • - Easy there, no need to be so cold.

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • - That's it, you need to leave now.

  • - Or Elsa what?

  • - Or Elsa this.

  • (lazer zaps)

  • - Wow, Whelp, Oof, Whata, Hey, Wee.

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • (Elsa growls)

  • - You're a really bad shot, Elsa.

  • Maybe you shoulda warmed up first.

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • - Ugh, give me a break.

  • - Seriously though, how do you do that?

  • The icey ice stuff?

  • - I have magical powers that few possess.

  • - No way! I can do magic too, like this,

  • (Orange babbles)

  • - That's not magic, everyone can do that.

  • - Yo whatchu talking about?

  • I can touch my tongue to my eyeball, see?

  • (Orange grunts)

  • - Yes, very impressive but it's still not magic.

  • Now please leave!

  • - I can touch my tongue to other stuff too you know,

  • like this icey wall. (Orange grunts)

  • - No, don't!

  • - I'm stuck, urgh.

  • - Well what did you expect? Why are you

  • putting your tongue on my castle walls anyway?

  • - Ugh.

  • - Oh nevermind, let's just get you free.

  • - Ewww, arrgh!

  • (Orange screams)

  • (Glass breaking)

  • - Take it easy on the high notes, would ya?

  • This castle isn't exactly shatterproof.

  • (Orange screams)

  • I guess you'll just have to stay here

  • until your tongue thaws, then see yourself out.

  • As for me, I'll be upstairs.

  • (Elsa screams)

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • That's enough out of you.

  • (Elsa screams)

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • Ugh okay, so maybe an ice staircase was a bit impractical.

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • Seriously? Puns on signs, that's what we're doing now?

  • We are so getting you out of here.

  • Let's try applying some heat

  • and see if we can get you unstuck that way.

  • I'll just whip up a fire in my brand new fireplace and...

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • Ugh, I get it okay? Now hold still.

  • - Ugh, wow! That was more complicated that I thought.

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • Get it? Thaw?

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • - Ugh.

  • - Geez, I'm going okay? Just chill out.

  • (Orange laughs maniacally)

  • Wow, is that a wall made of ice?

  • - Do not put your tongue on that!

  • - Nngh. Ughh. I'm stuck.

  • - Huh? You are ridiculous. That's it I don't

  • have time for this process again. You're out of here.

  • One, two, three.

  • (Orange squeals)

  • There.

  • (Orange screams)

  • Uh, Orange?

  • (Orange screams)

  • Orange? How do you feel?

  • (Orange screams)

  • (fire crackles) (suspenseful music builds)

  • Orange keep it down, both in pitch and volume please.

  • (Orange screams) (Glass shatters)

  • Please! If you hit just the right note

  • you could shatter my entire...

  • (Orange screams)

  • (Ice shatters)

  • (Elsa screams)

  • (Castle explodes)

  • Well, are you happy now?

  • - Snow

  • - Now I have to rebuild the entire thing thanks to you

  • and who's gonna help me huh? Are you gonna help me?

  • - Snow

  • - And why do you keep saying snow,

  • is that your idea of a joke?

  • You say snow instead of no

  • because I brought eternal winter to Arrendale?

  • - Snow.

  • - Ugh, that's it, I've had enough

  • of your dumb little puns.

  • That is it!

  • - Snow. Snow.

  • (avalanche falling)

  • (Orange and Elsa scream)

  • (comical upbeat music)

(magical instrumental music)

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