Alright, alright, just don't squirt.

好好好，拜託別噴。

Put the gun down, sc**bag!

渾 X，把槍放下！

Put the gun down now, or we'll shoot!

現在把槍放下，不然我們要開槍了！

I said now!

我說現在！

Damn, I guess you could say he really sticks to his guns.

我想可以說他真的是「放不下」他的槍。

And what can I get for you, sir?

先生今天想要喝點什麼？

Straight coffee and make it quick.

單品咖啡，快點。

I'm sorry?

抱歉你說什麼？

Excuse me, I can be a real jerk until I've had my coffee.

真是抱歉，我每天在喝到咖啡前總像個渾蛋。

Nobody move!

全部的人不要動！

I said nobody fucking move or I'll fuck it at you!

我說不要動，不然我就射你！

Put it all in the bag, now!

全都放進袋裡，快！

Now, I said now, do it!

快，我說了快，快做！

No, no, no, no, no, the beans!

不，不，不，不，不，是咖啡豆！

Put all the beans in the bag!

把所有的咖啡豆放進袋子裡！

I'm sorry, I could be a real jerk until I get my coffee.

真是抱歉，我每天在喝到咖啡前總像個渾蛋。

I need that coffee shit for brains, I need it!

我的大腦需要那狗屎咖啡，我需要它！

Uh...do you guys need your morning coffee?

呃......你們要咖啡嗎？

No, thanks, we already got ours.

不用了，謝謝，我們喝過了。

Lovely choice, aren't those begonias just gorgeous?

很好的選擇，這些秋海棠真是美，對吧？

All right, and what do you want your personalized message to say?

好的，你想要在你的客製化訊息上寫上什麼？

Oh right, have it say this is a stick-up put all of the money in the bag.

好的，幫我寫上「這是搶劫，把所有的錢放到袋子裡」。

- Do you mind repeating that? - Sure.

- 你介意重複一下嗎？ - 沒問題。

Yeah, it's so it should read this is a stick-up put all of the money in the bag.

對，內容是「這是搶劫，把所有的錢放到袋子裡」。

Are you serious?

你認真？

Yep, oh, yeah, don't forget to add "this is not a joke."

對，阿對了，別忘加上「這不是玩笑」。

I'm completely serious: "put all the money in the bag, you stupid b**ch."

我很認真，就寫「把所有的錢放到袋子裡，妳這蠢婊子」。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

Oh, and one more question.

噢，再問個問題。

Do you guys do singing telegrams?

妳們有歌唱電報服務嗎？

Put all the money in the bag, you dumb b**ch.

把所有的錢放到袋子裡，妳這蠢婊子。