Where the sun is hot and the sun bathers are oh so cool.

在那裡，太陽是熱的，而晒太陽的人是哦涼的。

What a beautiful day.

多麼美好的一天。

You said it, pal.

你說的，夥計。

Can you believe that sun?

你能相信那個太陽嗎？

I could look at it all day.

我可以看上一整天。

Uh, Patrick?

呃，帕特里克？

What?

什麼？

Nothing.

什麼都沒有。

This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

這個節目是在演播室現場觀眾面前拍攝的。

So, how's that tan coming?

那麼，你的膚色怎麼樣了？

I don't know, let me check.

我不知道，讓我查查。

Looking good!

看起來不錯！

How's yours?

你的呢？

Just a minute.

等一下

Ah!

啊！

I could have sworn I was laying on my back.

我可以發誓我當時是躺在床上的。

Larry! Larry! Larry!

拉里!拉里!拉里!

Hey, it's Larry the lifeguard.

嘿，這是拉里的救生員。

Nobody really likes those guys.

沒有人真正喜歡這些傢伙。

Being a lifeguard is so dumb.

做救生員太傻了。

All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles.

他們所做的就是吹啊，吹啊，吹著他們愚蠢的口哨。

Rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses.

在他們的鼻子上擦，擦，擦那些白色的東西。

And show off their gross misshapen bodies!

並炫耀他們畸形的身體!

Dude, put that thing away.

夥計，把那東西收起來。

They're like, children here.

他們就像，這裡的孩子。

I'm going to the snack bar.

我要去小吃店。

Hey!

嘿！

I didn't know that you were a lifeguard.

我不知道你是個救生員。

Lifeguard?

救生員？

The nose.

鼻子。

White stuff.

白色的東西。

You think I'm a lifeguard?

你以為我是救生員嗎？

Sure, there's no hiding the lifeguard look, SpongeBob, and you've got it!

當然，救生員的樣子是藏不住的，海綿寶寶，你已經做到了！

You really think so?

你真的這麼認為？

Babes and the big chair are great.

寶貝們和大椅子是偉大的。

But the best part is knowing you're the only thing that stands between these good people...

但最好的部分是知道你是唯一的東西 站在這些好人之間... ...

Go, go, go, go, go!

走，走，走，走，走！

And a watery grave.

還有一個水性的墳墓。

And that's what it's all about.

而這正是它的意義所在。

Their lives are in your hands now.

他們的生命現在就在你的手中。

'Cause I got a date with a tanning booth.

"因為我有一個日期 與晒黑亭。

See ya!

再見！

But I... can't swim.

但我... 不會游泳。

Free ice cream!

免費的冰激凌！

Yay!

呀！

Ah-ha!

啊哈！

Now I gotcha!

現在我明白了！

Now y'all have to wait one hour before you go swimming.

現在你們都要等一個小時才能去游泳。

But just so you're not tempted...

但是為了讓你不被誘惑... ...

Ice cream!

冰淇淋！

Did somebody say ice cream?

有人說冰激凌嗎？

Where is it?

它在哪裡？

Is it here?

在這裡嗎？

Ice cream, yay!

冰淇淋，耶！

Cramp!

抽筋！

Ah, ah!

啊，啊！

Holy cow, somebody's drowning!

天啊，有人溺水了！

Oh no, that is not possible.

哦，不，這是不可能的。

The lagoon is closed.

瀉湖已經關閉。

Dude, get your butt in the water.

老兄，讓你的屁股在水中。

If there was anyone in there, we'd hear them.

如果有任何人在那裡，我們會聽到他們。

Help!

救命！

I can't swim!

我不會游泳！

Somebody would be screaming that they're drowning.

有人會大叫著說自己要淹死了。

I'm drowning!

我快淹死了！

They would have to had crossed the line.

他們一定會越界的。

I'm drowning 'cause I crossed the line!

我溺水是因為我越界了！

OK, I'll take a look.

好，我去看看。

But just to prove to you that--

但只是為了證明給你看...

Patrick isn't drowning!

帕特里克沒有溺水！

Can't swim!

不會游泳！

Butt hurts!

屁股好痛！

Ice cream!

冰淇淋！

Hold on, Patrick!

等等，帕特里克！

I'm coming!

我來了！

Help!

救命！

Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water.

如果沒有水，帕特里克就不會淹死。

Help, I'm drowning, I got a butt cramp, I want ice cream and now it's dark!

救命啊，我快淹死了，我屁股抽筋了，我想吃冰淇淋，現在天都黑了!

Help!

救命！

OK Patrick, here I come.

好吧，帕特里克，我來了。

Calm-- Calm down, Pat.

冷靜... ... 冷靜下來，帕特。

Here I am.

我在這裡。

Pat, Pat, no! Pat, Pat!

帕特，帕特，不！Pat, Pat!

Pat, stop, stop!

帕特，停下，停下！

Stop!

停下來！

Oh, sorry.

哦，對不起。

Help! Help! Help! Save me!

救命啊！救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊，救命啊。救命啊，救命啊，救命啊！救我！

Can't swim!

不會游泳！

Patrick, don't!

帕特里克，不要！

Help!

救命！

Help!

救命！

Help us!

幫助我們！

We're drowning!

我們要淹死了！

Goodbye ice cream!

再見，冰淇淋！

Help!

救命！

Can't swim!

不會游泳！

Oh, no!

哦，不！

SpongeBob?

海綿寶寶？

Yes, Larry?

什麼事，拉里？

You're not a lifeguard, are you?

你不是救生員吧？

No, Larry.

不，拉里

Let's go, guys!

我們走吧，夥計們！

Very good!

很好！

You fellas are learning fast!

你們學得真快！

Ow, butt cramps!

哦，屁股抽筋！

And I still don't have my ice cream.

而且我還沒吃到冰淇淋。