初級 美國腔 329 分類 收藏
開始影片後,點擊或框選字幕可以立即查詢單字
字庫載入中…
回報字幕錯誤
All rise.
The court of holidays is now in session.
Presiding at the bench are New Year's, Valentine's, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and chief justice Christmas.
Thank you, Tax Day. You may be seated.
As you know, the yearly calendar has become bloated with holidays.
We are gathered to hear the pleas of all minor holidays to determine if they will be allowed to stay.
April Fool's will be taking minutes.
-Totally. -All right.
First on the list, we shall hear from the daylight saving twins.
Boo. Nobody likes you.
Hold on, now!
Fall back is very popular.
I say we keep her and sentence spring forward to death.
Oh, great idea.
If you get rid of her, you'll have to get rid of me, too.
All right, fine. You may stay.
We want the record to show that we formally declare you stupid.
Yes.
Next is Black Friday.
Move.
Get out of my way, I was here first.
No! She can't be here.
I filed a restraining order; you have to stay at least one day away from me.
He's right, Black Friday.
You need to stay in your designated place on the calendar.
Mmmm, No.
Okay, whatever you want.
What?
Next is Chinese New Year.
You!
Hello, New Year's.
He has got to go.
We can't have two starts to the year. It's confusing!
I was here first!
I'm more popular!
I have a parade of dragons!
Dang it!
All right, All right! I've heard enough. You may stay.
Come on, Valentine's, back me up.
Oh, I think they both should go.
What?
No one meets my expectations.
All right, next on the list: PI Day.
Approved!
Goodness.
Okay, we haven't cut anyone from the list; who else is coming in today?
ST. Patrick's Day.
No, No!
People need a special day to pretend that they're Irish.
Oh, that's right, that's right.
Cinco de Mayo.
People need a special day to pretend that they're Mexican, too.
Election Day.
People need a special day to pretend that they voted!
All right, what about Groundhog's Day?
Oh, if we lose him, do we lose the Bill Murray movie as well?
It's not worth the risk.
Nuh-uh.
Have we thought about Mother's Day?
Shame on you!
Father's Day?
Yeah, we could lose that.
Okay.
Yep.
What about Labor day?
No way.
Why not?
It's a day off of work!
Then shouldn't we call it No Labor Day?
That's what I think.
There's more to a holiday than just getting the day off.
You would say that, Halloween.
Look who's talking, Valentine's.
How dare you!
Would you dare talk to me that way?
All right, order, order!
Let us just review the minutes and then make an informed decision.
April Fool's!
I haven't been taking any minutes!
Whoo!
Thanks for watching, everyone.
Comment below on how Christmas is your favorite holiday.
You mean, if it's your favorite holiday.
Ha-Ha! Okay.
Please subscribe.
Do it again.
Yes.
Got it.
We're all going to die one day.
I'm going to die first.
提示:點選文章或是影片下面的字幕單字,可以直接快速翻譯喔!

載入中…

Cutting Out Holidays

329 分類 收藏
Courtney Shih 發佈於 2019 年 7 月 30 日
看更多推薦影片
  1. 1. 單字查詢

    在字幕上選取單字即可即時查詢單字喔!

  2. 2. 單句重複播放

    可重複聽取一句單句,加強聽力!

  3. 3. 使用快速鍵

    使用影片快速鍵,讓學習更有效率!

  4. 4. 關閉語言字幕

    進階版練習可關閉字幕純聽英文哦!

  5. 5. 內嵌播放器

    可以將英文字幕學習播放器內嵌到部落格等地方喔

  6. 6. 展開播放器

    可隱藏右方全文及字典欄位,觀看影片更舒適!

  1. 英文聽力測驗

    挑戰字幕英文聽力測驗!

  1. 點擊展開筆記本讓你看的更舒服

  1. UrbanDictionary 俚語字典整合查詢。一般字典查詢不到你滿意的解譯,不妨使用「俚語字典」,或許會讓你有滿意的答案喔