Anna: Wassup bruh

hey

How you doin'?

You're doing good? You haven't put a ring on it yet? What's going on?

cool:) coolcoolcool:)

Am I on your list?!?

It's good to know I've got optionssss

thank u

Ellen: You know, it could pop open... it could and it's risky.

Is that exciting for you?

Is that part of it?

Anna: Oh my goodness :,,)))

maybe there's like a

Exhibitionism...level

Ellen: a little bit like could it happen? Can I be that girl?

Anna: Yeah, that just accidentally flashes Ariana grande- accidentally,,,

Ellen: That's who you pick??

Anna: well I , you know,

Anna: Oh god, I'm nervous. I'm actually nervous

what was the first thing you thought when you met me?

we were like 18 or 19

I remember being nervous when I met you

We met through friends and it was right after the the premiere of rocket science

and you were just so good and I was just like oh, you're so funny and sharp

And I was just like,,

wow this girl's rly cool:))

And so we

um

so we met

and why did you want to include Google as part of your book tour? We need affirmations too.

You guys seem smart? I don't know, like, you guys have asked really great questions

and you're all young and attractive so

Looking to get laid, really

How's that? it that a good affirmation?

Audience member: That was perfect

Very attractive group here at google;;;;)

host: was the fact that Blake Lively would be playing opposite you one of the big draws?

Anna: the only reason I did the movie.

No, I mean she's such a dream to work with. She's so funny, she's so smart.

And you know, it doesn't help that she's easy on the eyes -

Or doesn't hurt

oh boy

The guys all look exactly alike. So it is difficult to tell them apart

I'm gonna ask you about Chad though there anything redeeming about him?

I don't even want to date a guy unless he's willing to kill and dismember people. So uh,,

Blake: what is Anna Kendrick's number?

hehehehehe nice try boys

and GiRLs I SeE u (gay tongue click)

The be in cardi B stands for blank

I hope it's bootylicious cuz she is. UGH.

interviewer: did you spend a lot of time with Blake (lively)?

She was on set

Sometimes, and you know, she, like, never wanted to intrude, which obviously we were like "you're heaven! pls hang out with us!"

But she's just such a such a dream. She's so so kind

I mean we met years ago and I didn't expect her to remember and you know, she was the one who was like

"remember we met?"

and I was like "No, I remember I mean, I remember."

interviewer: you said that anna's like your husband-

like, the female version of your-

Anna: I aspire to be

blake: I think her characters super sexy

I do...no but I think that's what's interesting

Is that like the more, you know outwardly she may be you know

more like covered up and and and fussy but like the more you get to know her she is like incredibly sexual and

Sensual and you know, she really is like those

To come and do

About booty which Jennifer Lopez's booty on the same stage. That was a bad decision on my part won the competition. It's true

It's true. Cuz even when she comes out in just waves you just crush. Yeah

Well, I met Blake I worked with her and Ryan some years ago

So I've met like a few times through and thought she seems nice a little did. I know yeah

Look at the body language experts. I don't want this right now

How could we do

Like you know your way around

I've always said if I was gonna turn four to women it would be you two

We're a package deal, so we're glad you around

Reynolds looks in the mirror each morning he saved

um

I would say he looks in the mirror and says how how did I trick Blake Lively and

Tamarians get around a dime. I like a little puppy like

Hearts are coming out of my eyes

Your birthday's coming up it really is a place in the lower Eastside called laboratory Odell gelato

I'm just gonna um, google

the day that your birthday is because I'm a bad friend and I forgot and just hang out at this spot all day and be

Like I'm just gonna weigh in fun. I'm just gonna wait for Blake to come in because I don't think they make I

Thought she was coming on to me

I thought I was confused and I misread the signals and I apologized to her already about it. I apologized to Ryan

I think it was a misunderstanding. She was going for a hug. I tried to slip her the tongue

No, we're talking about the snow in the movie

Do you want to do something we're accusing I can't paint your nails cuz you're in you know

Whatever issues ik you want to paint my nails and I was like I want to do that more than anything

It's wondering if you could paint my nails. Yes, please. Oh my god. Oh

You're so cool. Oh you have glasses and you play these I'm turning you into my own accessory

That's the best part of my day it's all downhill from here I interview Margot Robbie last year

Sunshine I really appreciate it. I'm with Anna she ought to be ff9 a little pocket rocket. Hey, fuck it rocket

It sounds like a vibrator

What are you talking about?

Vibrator, thank you

Twice blank what it would like to be BFFs with a pocket rocket Anna, but you thought I was talking about migrators

Yeah, that does sound that was my thought to do. I don't know what that says about Blake and myself but

Yeah, you know what if I'm like a vibrator great cuz they're great. So I'll take it as a compliment

They had an amazing time with Blake homes down imagining. Yeah, maybe not as much fun as a vibrator

So how cheap guys like get yo South I

Was like Jesus Christ, how am I gonna get through this?

That was that answer had nothing to do with you and also you're very pretty

Duo you and Anna Kendrick you are the duo that I never knew I needed until this ability. Oh my goodness

Thank you. But did you know when you first met it was gonna be like that was an immediate like that chemistry

Um, you asked me if I believed in love at first sight. I'm such a huge fan of hers

I mean she takes like the most simple thing and makes it electric. She's so charming and so smart and so

elegant

Would you anything her me issue it she would give me a kidney

Once this press tours are we have been really bonding with Lee and you've been kind of competing with?

You know what it is I just think that like, you know Ryan's like an attractive famous successful man

And you need to keep them on their toes

He's got a great lady and they just need to let him know that Blake's got options. You know, they treat her right?

I'll just be sneaky. I'll just slide in her DM

Jackman Bon Jovi who else is on the list?

We're gonna pay guess the celebrity by their hair, I don't know if it'll be more embarrassing

I'm terrible at this or like really good at it. Like if I'm like. Oh, yeah, that's Sophia Bush or whatever

It'll be like wow, you don't get pictures too. But that just looks oh, I like that guy. It's a Nicki Minaj

Wow, I am such a creep wait, is this like us that's Beyonce in that gallon right last year. Yeah

You're so creepy