Epic Rap Battles of History

Elon Musk

versus

Mark Zuckerbeeeeeeeeeeeerg

Begin!

Call me Musk (Ehhh)

I'm here to help (Yeah!)

flush a zuckerturd for humanity's health

I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the dark ages

You provide a place to discover your aunt's

kinda racist

got called to senate (data hack)

acted so robotic Star Trek's like we need Lieutenant Data back!

I'm Tony Stark with a James bond sprinkle tossed in and I've been flossin'

since you double-crossed the Winklevoss twins

Data was a Lieutenanat Commander to start, but

I wouldn't expect you to understand an org chart

see

See here's mine I'm at the top BOSS

and I'm spittin' fire like I'm hot

Sauce

You can't sneak up on Zuck I don't even fucking blink I'm the CEO of

KNOWING WHAT YOU THINK, INC.

I've been looking up your family - it gets dark, my god!

Couldn't clean your daddy laundry with Apar-Tide-Pods

Watch me Oculus, Instagram, Whatsapp (post) I'm cleaning up like a wet nap (boast)

I drive around in a hatchback (beep beep) I'll end your story like Snapchat (GHOST)

Elon, you're nothing but an attention-seeking outcast

and your star is faded like you on a podcast

Dope Smoking with Joe Rogan don't slow motion on my pace, man

when I'm conquering MySpace it's actual space, man

I got a loan from the white house Boom

Sent that shit straight to the moon

now I'm taking mankind to Mars

but for your kind man

I ain't got room

Your platform only launches depression

Who put the elf with no friends in charge of human connection? *Hey!*

you claim to be some kind of saint but you ain't

why don't you Lean In and FaceMash my musky dutch taint *erghh*

I'm destined to rep Earth you sold us out for some net worth

your site got so many russian bots they should call it the social nyet-work

ooo, bots! I know A.I gets you tweeting

I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman

you need to start sleeping we can all see you're tired

you're about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired! *woooo!*

you got all these companies but they're incomplete

I got one and i fold money: income, pleat

set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home

cause this battle like PayPal:

you got owned

Who won? Who's next!

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY!