I was at this super posh restaurant.

我在一家超級豪華的餐廳裡。

Super posh.

超級豪華。

The type of place that has chandeliers, and paintings on the wall, and way too many forks.

這種地方有吊燈、牆上掛著油畫、數不清的叉子。

I think classical music was playing…

我想那裡正在演奏著古典樂...

Maybe it was jazz…

或是爵士樂...

No, definitely classical.

不，肯定是古典樂。

The hostess walks up to me, she says "Mr. Sheeran, is this your first time dining with us?"

女老闆走向我，她說「Sheeran 先生，這是您第一次光顧本餐廳嗎？」

And I say "yep."

然後我說「是的。」

The waiter comes over, he's telling me about the specials: "Super fancy, fancy vegetables, fancy sauces."

服務生走過來，他告訴我今日特餐是: 「超精緻的豪華蔬菜搭配特製醬汁。」

I said, "Sounds fancy."

我說，「聽起來很精緻啊。」

So, fast forward and the food comes.

讓我們快轉到出菜。

The waiter goes on to tell me "We are proud to present this farm to table blah blah blah, posh and fancy blah blah blah, with a side of blah blah blah."

服務生接著告訴我「我們很驕傲的獻給您這道新鮮直送的巴拉、巴拉、巴拉，豪華又精緻巴拉、巴拉、巴拉，配菜部分是巴拉、巴拉、巴拉。」

You know the food looked good,

你知道食物看起來真的很棒

I just thought there was something missing.

我只是覺得好像少了點什麼。

So, I reach into my bag and I take out the only thing that can complete me.

所以，我伸進去我的包裡拿出一個唯一能夠讓我感到完美的東西。

And at that point, the whole world came to a stop.

在那時候，整個世界像是靜止了一樣。

And the waiter was screaming, through his eyes, "Nooooooo."

服務生從他的眼睛裡發出尖叫聲，「Nooooooo.」

So that's my idea, do you want to do it?

這就是我的想法，你們覺得還行嗎？