I don't wanna watch any of this boring stuff!

我不想看這些無聊的東西!

I wanna watch something decent, like...

我想看點像樣的東西，比如... ...

This show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.

這個節目是在演播室現場觀眾面前拍攝的。

Huh? What? Huh?

什麼？什麼？

What's making that noise?

是什麼發出的聲音？

Oh!

哦！

It's you again!

又是你！

OK, joke's over.

好了，玩笑結束了。

Alright, you got me, now cut it out!

好了，你抓到我了，現在把它砍掉！

That's it!

就是這樣！

Stop your ringing, mister, I'm warning you!

不要再響了，先生，我警告你!

Stop it, I said quit it!

別鬧了，我說別鬧了！

Oh...

哦...

Then where's it coming from?

那它是從哪裡來的？

Make it stop!

讓它停下來！

Lenny, you've gotta help me find out where that ringing is coming from!

倫尼，你得幫我找出鈴聲是怎麼來的！

Hey, come back!

嘿，回來！

Come to Patrick.

來找帕特里克。

Tarp sauce, I'm out of food again!

塔布醬，我又沒飯吃了!

All I have are these lousy cans with pictures of food on 'em.

我所擁有的就是這些噁心的罐頭，上面有食物的圖片。

I wanted real food, not pictures!

我要的是真正的食物，而不是照片！

Oh... The food is in the can!

哦，吃的東西在罐頭裡!

Huh?

咦？

Oh my God!

哦，我的天！

I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

我遲到了，我遲到了，我遲到了!

I gotta put on my teeth and brush my pants!

我得去刷牙刷褲子了!

Ooh! Ah!

哦！

Pants.

褲子。

A clean mouth is a happy mouth.

一張乾淨的嘴就是一張幸福的嘴。

Boy, it was sure nice of Mr. Krabs to give me a job.

天啊，蟹老闆能給我一份工作真是太好了。

-Is this The Krusty Krab?

-這是蟹堡王嗎？

No, this is Patrick.

不，這是帕特里克。

-Is this The Krusty Krab?

-這是蟹堡王嗎？

No, this is Patrick.

不，這是帕特里克。

-Is this The Krusty Krab?

-這是蟹堡王嗎？

No, this is Patrick!

不，我是帕特里克！

I'm not a Krusty Krab.

我不是蟹堡王。

That's a good-looking donut.

這是一個好看的甜甜圈。

A donut this nice deserves to be served on fine china!

這麼好的甜甜圈應該放在精美的瓷器上!

The good plate.

好的板塊。

Don't worry, donut, no longer will you suffer the indignity of sub-par dining ware.

別擔心，甜甜圈，你再也不會受次品餐器的委屈了。

I don't think I've ever seen a donut this nice before!

我想我從來沒有見過這麼好的甜甜圈!