What's up?

那妳呢？

Stupid **** motherf***ing app! I –

笨... 媽... APP。

What?

你說啥？

Come on, it's like, ugghh.

別鬧了，真的，呃！

Ok, I see you, you're smiling, but you're frozen, and you're like 3 pixels.

好喔，我有看到你，你在微笑，但你 lag 了，你看起來根本就只有 3 畫素。

Come on!

拜託！

This is so annoying.

這真的很煩耶！

Cheers baby, what are you in the mood for?

乾杯，寶貝，你想看什麼片？

I'm thinking action.

我想，動作片吧！

That sounds good.

聽起來不錯喔！

I'm so glad we get to do this on like a regular basis, you know what I mean?

我真的很高興我們可以定期這樣做，你知道我的意思嗎？

It's like, pizza and date night, Netflix and movies.

就是有披薩、有約會的夜晚、有Netflix 和電影。

Wooo, I miss you so much, you're amazing, I love you.

喔，我真的好想妳喔，妳真的超讚的，我愛妳。

How is it over there by the way?

順便問一下，妳那邊還好嗎？

No babe, this isn't so bad, I'm saving so much money.

不，寶貝，其實沒那麼遭啊！我存了超多錢的耶！

Ya, that's awesome.

對啊，真的很棒。

Ya, it's awesome!

對啊，真的超棒的！

I have like, tons and tons saved up.

我已經存了超多錢了。

Hey, what's up babe?

嘿，妳過得好嗎？

Perfect timing.

時機很完美啊！

Awesome.

太好了。

Is now a good time?

現在方便講電話嗎？

Actually, now is not a good time.

其實現在我不太方便講電話。

How bout now?

那現在呢？

Actually, now's not a good time.

其實現在也不太方便。

How bout now?

那現在呢？

Nope, actually now is not a good time.

不，現在也不是好時機。

How bout now?

那現在呢？

Actually now's not a good time.

其實現在不是好時機。

Aww.

噢。

So, so yeah we talked about it, and we're gonna make it work.

嗯…對我已經跟你們說過了，然後我們會努力維持感情。

That's awesome man!

超讚的啊！

Really?

真假啊？

Like long distance you're gonna make it work?

你說遠距離戀愛有可能嗎？

So yeah, we talked about it...

對啊，我們已經談論過了…

Let me stop you right there, don't do it.

勸你一句，不要再繼續下去了。

Faster, God damn it!

快一點，我的天啊！