I hear it's not your real name.

我聽說這不是你的本名？

It's not my real name.

這不是我的本名。

It's not his real name.

這不是他的本名。

You caught me.

被你抓到了。

Ok, that's all for tonight.

好，今晚就到這裡吧！

So what were you called?

所以你以前叫什麼？

Peter.

Peter。

So where did the Bruno come from?

那 Bruno 是哪來的？

"Bruno"- I was a chubby baby and there was a wrestler in my dad's day named Bruno Sammartino.

Bruno 的話，我以前是個胖嘟嘟的嬰兒，然後我爸那個年代有位叫 Bruno Sammartino 的摔角選手。

Are you familliar?

你知道他嗎？

I remember that wrestler, yes.

對，我記得有這號人物。

He was a stocky guy, and I used to walk around like a little bulldog, my dad said he'd always call me Bruno Sammartino.

他是個健壯結實的人，而我以前像隻鬥牛犬到處晃來晃去，所以我爸就一直叫我 Bruno Sammartino。

"Mars" just kinda came joking around in the studio.

Mars 就只是在錄音室裡開玩笑取的。

Oh yeah.

是齁。

Saying I'm out of this world.

說我根本不是這個世界的人 (意指：我太優秀了)。

What people don't realise, they might have thought we were being stupid playing Billionaire when you came on.

大家可能會覺得我們是白癡，居然在你進場時播《Billionaire》。

But, you wrote Billionaire and you've written loads of songs, apart from-

但你寫了《Billionaire》，還有很多歌，除了......。

Yeah, quite a few this year.

對，今年寫了不少。

Yeah.

讚欸。

Now, call me lazy, but isn't that a much better way to go?

說我懶惰吧，但這條路不是容易多了嗎？

Just write songs for other people?

就只要幫別人寫歌？

You make the money, you don't have to do the stupid touring.

你賺到錢，又不用做無聊的巡迴演出。

No, I love that.

不無聊啦，我很喜歡耶！

Stupid touring now.

現在說巡迴演出很無聊就對了？

Go on, what other songs have you written.

繼續說吧，你還寫了那些歌？

Come on, tell us, 'cause Billionaire was a huge hit, wasn't it?

告訴我們吧，因為《Billionaire》超紅的。

I wrote Thriller, Purple Rain um- I'm joking.

我寫了《Thriller》、《Purple Rain》......開個玩笑。

Jimmy's going 'wow, that is impressive.'

Jimmy 在想「哇，讚嘆一波」。

Happy Birthday, that's his.

《Happy Birthday》是他寫的。

Happy Birthday, I wrote that one.

沒錯，《Happy Birthday》我寫的。

Can we see if this is a wig?

能確認下這是頂假髮嗎？

It's not a wig, but it's definitely been in that thing.

不是假髮，但絕對有寫過這種歌。

No, I recently did a song for Cee Lo called F- You.

我最近為 Cee Lo 寫了首《F-You》。

I don't know if you guys heard that?

不知道你們聽過沒？

Oh my god.

天啊。

That was you?

你寫的？

That's a great song.

那首很好聽欸。

That's amazing.

超讚的。

I'm obsessed with that song.

我聽上癮了。

Awesome, thank you.

很棒，謝謝。

Why would you give that song away though 'cause you're a singer and a solo artist, why would you...?

你為何要把那首歌讓給別人啊？因為你是歌手，又是單飛的音樂家，為何要......？

It wasn't given away, we had a session booked with him and we started jamming and that was the song we came up with.

不是拱手讓人，我們當時和他即興來一段，彈著彈著，這首歌就誕生了。

Have you ever heard this song?

你聽過這首歌嗎？

No.

沒有。

What!

什麼！

It's extraordinary.

這首不能再棒。

This is a great song.

這是首好歌。

- I'm not good on modern stuff. - If only we had someone here who could sing it...

- 我不太懂現代的東西。 - 如果現場有人能來一段......。

Come on, give us a burst.

來啦，驚豔我們一下。

♪ Forget You - Cee Lo Green ♪

How cool is that?

超酷的。

Cee Lo!