Name: 懶惰的人在拉屎時有死亡的危險 (Sloths Risk Death When They Poop)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:12:16.000Z
Duration: 3 min 52 s
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- Yeah, have you seen the video where the sloth--

- We're not turning this into a YouTube party.

- Sloths do almost everything here in the trees.

Place to hang, munchies, Planet Earth in real time.

- The only thing missing is (chuckles) a bathroom.

Sloths live with nearly constant constipation,

only shitting once per week. (stomach gurgles)

Why did I wait so long? (stomach gurgles)

Oh, fuck, the closer I get, the more I have to go.

and only shit once a week, that shit is a real doozy.

- A sloth's feces emerges as a single solid mass

and can be up to a third of the sloth's total weight.

You can actually see its abdomen deflate as it shits.

- Because they don't wanna leave the trees.

The forest floor is a scary place to shit.

who are afraid to poop in public bathrooms.

they have a legitimate reason to be afraid.

Sloths can only move on the ground by crawling very slowly.

They're highly susceptible to predators down there.

Over half of all sloths' fatalities happen while shitting.

- Yeah, can't they just poop over the side?

some say it's to build a little shit pile

that will mark their presence to other sloths,

and some say it helps maintain the population

- But can't they be cute dumb ass shit machines?

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