- You were the host this year. - Yes, I hosted it.

- 你今年 (2018) 是主持人？ - 對，我主持的。

And the theme was heavenly bodies here you are in your lovely bling...[indistinct]

主題是《時尚與天主教的奇思異想》，妳身著美麗又閃亮亮的......。[模糊不清]

What is it on your head? Because the Bishop said he lent you that.

妳頭上的是？主教說他把那頂借給妳。

Stole the hat.

我偷來的。

- You stole the hat. - Yeah, she's a thief.

- 妳偷走了。 - 對，她是小偷啦。

Stole it.

偷啦。

The thing. I don't know, when you see these pictures of all these people do these amazing dress, I was gonna think: how did you get there?

那件禮服。不知道欸，每次看到這些人穿漂漂的照片，我都在想：他們怎麼去現場的？

Because that's not a car outfit.

因為這根本不是坐車穿的。

She had the Batmobile.

她有蝙蝠車啊！

Just go off wave.

就揮手離場。

With a wineglass.

手持紅酒杯。

Yeah, where's your glass?

對啊，妳的酒杯呢？

Don't ask.

別問，你會怕。

How do you get there?

你怎麼到達現場的？

Well, this one was a piece of cake compared to the yellow situation.

和黃色那件相比，這件根本不算什麼。

We've got the yellow, this is you in 2015.

我們有黃色那件的照片，這是 2015 的妳。

Look at that! Amazing!

快看！超美！

You're not getting out of the car in that either?

妳不會也穿這樣下車的吧？

-I did, but I had to choreograph. I gotta stretch, no more girls. I know better.

- 我是啊，不過需要動作設計。我當然要伸展一下，先安靜吧孩子，我比妳懂。

- I put the...garment, yeah, the Omelette, I put it in the car first and then...

- 我把......衣服，對啦，我把歐姆蛋裙先放到車裡，然後......。

You stopped, dropped and rolled like into the rest into the car?

妳停下、放下，之後滾進車裡嗎？

- Then I had to put it on in the car, but...no, stop! - She was eating when you got in.

- 然後我要在車裡穿上，可是......好了！- 上車時她在吃妳衣服。

- The train actually had to come out first, so that I was this like...dragging it out. - Yeah, did somebody help you?

- 其實裙襬要先下車，所以我就是......把它拖出來。 - 有人幫妳嗎？

Six people, and it was all choreographed.

六個人，且每個動作都精心編排過。

- And were they in the car with you?

他們和你同車嗎？

- Yes. Yes. Yes.

- 對。

- Under the Omelette? - I can't lift that thing by myself, I swear.

- 待在歐姆蛋裙下？- 我真的無法一個人抬裙擺啊。

How did you get up the stairs?

妳怎麼上樓梯的？

- There's six people helped me up the stairs. -Six people helped, they didn't carry her.

- 有六個人幫我囉。 - 有六個人幫忙提裙擺，但沒人直接把她抬起來？

- So what happens with it now? - Yeah, where is it now?

- 那現在這件裙是？ - 對啊，它在哪？

You wore it every breakfast didn't you?

你每天吃早餐都會穿那件對不對？

I either keep them in archive or I have to send it back.

我要嘛把它鎖進衣櫃，要嘛送回去。

So now, you would think that people would just see this beautiful garment on the world wide web and you just admire it.

所以現在妳認為大家就在網路上靜靜欣賞這張照片？

It kind of, doesn't Rihanna look lovely. But of course they can't...they do compare it, as you said, to this omelette.

是也沒錯啦，蕾哈娜那麼美。但當然他們不可能......就像妳說的，他們拿來和歐姆蛋作比較。

They also turned it into a pizza.

還 P 圖變成披薩。

Perhaps (the) most delicious of all against to this beef slice.

可能美味程度和這牛肉派不相上下呢！