in time, because you're all falling apart.

So who broke their hand?

Who broke their foot?

I broke my hand.

I had shoulder surgery.

I broke my foot.

And I can't see.

I can't see either.

Paper cut.

[INAUDIBLE]

Aw, you poor thing.

[INAUDIBLE] Those table reads can be brutal.

Oh, no.

Blocking is becoming a bit hard.

If we have to do a cross or something.

Everybody's--

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We're like, I'm sitting in the chair.

I'm sitting on the couch.

No.

If I directed an episode, I'd have us

all on army cots, just laid out the entire time.

Is it really getting that bad?

Come on.

A little bit.

The stairs--

You wear a miner's lamp to read your scripts now.

Well, a season-- early on, I could see.

And now I can't see anything.

So they got me a lamp helmet thing

to read this for a script, because I can't see it.

I can't see it.

And you got--

They started printing mine--

You have white--

We get blue pages.

And I can't read off the blue.

The light doesn't work.

They print mine special on white.

Oh, yeah, when they do rewrites.

Yes.

Exactly.

Yes, I understand.

You've worked on sitcoms before.

I was in a sitcom before.

Yeah.

I know your blue pages.

We know those blue pages.

All right.

So this is the coolest thing I think

what comes out of the show.

Not only do you get to have a relationship

with a group of people and enjoy working with every day,

but you're inspiring kids to be scientists.

I mean, that is actually a really cool [INAUDIBLE]..

Right?

Especially for you.

Yeah, I mean, I think for all of us,

it feels really especially impactful that not only can we

bring people joy and make them laugh,

but that we also are putting a different face

on science and scientists.

And a scholarship fund.

Yeah, we have a scholarship fund.

A "Big Bang Theory" scholarship fund.

I think we have 30 scholars in there

now from all over the world at UCLA and to help pay for--

I mean, that's just anything that any of us could expect.

We're doing a sitcom, and we take it very seriously.

But our goal is to make people laugh.

And so when you're a part of something

like that and inspiring people that

are literally molding our culture and our future,

that's beyond--

I'm just a theater rat.

Yeah, I mean to be part of that is just incredible.

It's very cool.

And so you have so many fans.

And you have a lot of fans in prison, which is really great.

That is great.

It's extended family.

Small segue.

We do get a lot of letters from prison.

If I was in prison, I would write.

I don't.

I don't know where this comes from.

But not for like a signed photo for bail.

You don't get any letters from--

Not that I've seen.

When the return address says Rikers Island,

you don't have to open it.

I don't?

I thought I'd open everything.

I don't think I know one Indian in prison.

I know a lot of accountants are Indians, but no prisoners.

That can't be true.

I get a lot of letters from accountants.