It's me (dazzling sign) another

這是我（令人眼花繚亂的標誌）另一個

video, another day

視頻，另一天

another video, you know how all these (beep)

另一個視頻，你知道所有這些（嘟嘟聲）

youtubers just go, "oH GuYs I

youtubers只是去，“哦，是的，我

HaVe BEen MakInG VidEos FoR ThrEE yeArs eVerY siNglE DaY"

HaVe BEen MakInG VidEos For Three yeArs eVerY siNglE DaY“

"BoOhOOhoo" EiGhT YeArs Every SingLe Day

“BoOhOOhoo”EiGhT YeArs每個SingLe Day

I Don't take BrEaks

我不接受BrEaks

Is it even eight years, How long have I been doing this?

甚至是八年，我這樣做多久了？

Motherflipping nine years (beep)

母親翻身九年（嗶嗶聲）

Lets Begin LWIAY, everyones favourite show (claps) (notice me pewds senpai)

讓我們開始LWIAY，每個人最喜歡的節目（拍手）（注意我pewds senpai）

(Intro begins, the lyrics are there on your screen already)

（簡介開始，歌詞已經在你的屏幕上）

(intro)

（介紹）

(intro)

（介紹）

I am honoured to be army general of the

我很榮幸成為陸軍將軍

nine year old army and I am ready to host meme review

九歲的軍隊，我準備主持meme審查

(reads the paper) "I am blue shirt kid!" Well anyone

（讀報紙）“我是藍色襯衫小孩！”好吧任何人

I think its safe to say that anyone that gets

我認為任何人都可以說是安全的

100k upvotes will automatically get to host meme review

100k upvotes將自動獲得主持meme評論

(clap, CLAP)

（拍手鼓掌）

Blue shirt kid put on your finest

藍色襯衫小孩穿上你最好的

blue shirt cause it is time to host (claps)

藍色襯衫因為是時候主持（拍手）

meme review

meme評論

meme review with such hosts as Elon Musk and blue shirt kid

與Elon Musk和藍色襯衫小孩等主持人的meme評論

(laughs) I mean I am down, I will be in touch with you blue shirt kid check out your DMs.

（笑）我的意思是我失敗了，我將與你聯繫藍色襯衫孩子檢查你的DM。

The forgotten blue shirt kid, I am also on the side of pewdiepie

被遺忘的藍色襯衫小孩，我也在pewdiepie的一邊

because I don't like T-Series personally

因為我不喜歡T系列

So if I'm in a bad mood, I can just watch him to feel better

所以，如果我心情不好，我可以看著他感覺好些

Ah- Ah- (cut off laugh)

啊 - 啊 - （切斷笑）

so wholesome and sweet

如此健康又甜蜜

that was such a great video I really enjoyed that

這是一個非常棒的視頻，我非常喜歡

Not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

不是我們應得的英雄，而是我們需要的英雄

captain marzia everyone!

隊長marzia大家！

Daaaaamn!

Daaaaamn！

An actual superhero with not the flat ass ,am I right?

一個沒有扁平屁股的實際超級英雄，對嗎？

Haha sexually object..

哈哈性對象..

(chuckle)

（笑聲）

Nah, I wouldn't normally pick on peoples appearance but I don't like Brie Larson

不，我通常不會選擇人物，但我不喜歡Brie Larson

(laugh)

（笑）

Ask me anything I'll be answering it on my Youtube channel

問我任何我將在Youtube頻道上回答的問題

(closes lid) Alright blue shirt kid, relax

（關上蓋子）好的藍色襯衫小孩，放鬆一下

You're getting meme review (hit) and (hit) that's (final hit) final alright?

你得到meme評論（命中）和（命中）那個（最終命中）最終好嗎？

Where did you buy the blue shirt, that's what I wanna know

你在哪裡買藍色襯衫，這就是我想知道的

I like how this guy just got instant internet fame

我喜歡這個傢伙如何獲得即時互聯網的名聲

Could you lend me the blue shirt?

你能把藍色襯衫借給我嗎？

Lawful (clap) Good (clap), Neutral (clap) Good (clap),

合法（拍手）好（拍手），中立（拍手）好（拍手），

Chaotic Good, (lawful turning into laughter)

混亂好，（合法變成笑聲）

This is actually ver- sup- very accurate

這實際上是非常準確的

(breathes) They did a good job getting all kinds of people

（呼吸）他們很好地接待了各種各樣的人

(laughing)

（笑）

Oh my god is my whole reddit taken over by blue shirt kid

哦，我的上帝是我的整個reddit由藍色襯衫孩子接管

(weird voice):"Anime, Netflix adaptation", Incredible

（奇怪的聲音）：“動漫，Netflix改編”，令人難以置信

What about the mangaaaa

漫畫怎麼樣？

Did you know that the bones in your fingers are shaped (hit) like (hit) penises? (hit)

你知道手指骨頭的形狀（擊中）像（擊中）陰莖嗎？ （擊中）

Of course! Why else do you think I eat G FUEL with my fingers

當然！為什麼你認為我用手指吃G FUEL

'Cause I'm gay, I'm gay son

因為我是同性戀，我是同性戀兒子

I like d- (cuts to static noise)

我喜歡d-（削減靜電噪音）

If you can't figure out the name of a song, just upload a video of you singing it to Youtube

如果你無法找出一首歌的名字，只需上傳一段你在Youtube上唱的視頻

and they'll copyright it

他們會對它進行版權保護

Oh My God (laughs)

哦，天哪（笑）

Modern problems require modern solutions

現代問題需要現代解決方案

I'm pretty sure this would work

我很確定這會奏效

Someone should try this

有人應該試試這個

My final attempt at posting here, spent 2 months making it; I just want pewds to see it

我最後一次嘗試在這裡發布，花了2個月的時間;我只是想讓披肩看到它

Now,

現在，

this guy went all out

這傢伙全力以赴

(bgm(background music) starts)

（bgm（背景音樂）開始）

It's another pewdiepie anime (laughs) Jesus christ

這是另一個pewdiepie動漫（笑）耶穌基督

Well god damn

好吧該死的

(short laugh and pewdiepie making sound effects)

（短笑和pewdiepie製作音效）

Nice

尼斯

Holy sh-

神聖的sh-

Damn!

該死的！

Was that a Devilman crybaby(?) reference

那是Devilman愛哭的（？）參考

God damn that's awesome

真該死的，太棒了

(short laugh)

（短笑）

(bgm ends)

（bgm結束）

If we do like an animation, it should- I should voice act in swedish

如果我們喜歡動畫，它應該 - 我應該用瑞典語發聲

(short laugh)

（短笑）

?

？

? ? ? ?

？ ？ ？ ？

[Is swedish a real language?]

[瑞典語是真正的語言嗎？]

Just- Just a thought

只是 - 只是一個想法

Pewds, your sampling rate is set to "4:2:0"

Pewds，您的採樣率設置為“4：2：0”

I fail to see ANY (hit) PROBLEM (hit) with (hit) that

我沒有看到任何（命中）問題（命中）與（命中）那個

That's the problem with the video quality, your camera should be able to change it to anywhere in the settings

這是視頻質量的問題，您的相機應該能夠將其更改為設置中的任何位置

Well god damn, beep boop beep boop

好吧該死的，發出嘟嘟聲的嘟嘟聲

Ah, turns out: It's stuck on 420

啊，事實證明：它被困在420上

Listen I really try my best uh to fix the quality

聽我真的盡我所能呃修好質量

But eh- this is pretty much IMAX

但是呃 - 這幾乎是IMAX

cinema quality, so I think you guys should be statisfied

電影質量，所以我認為你們應該得到滿足

with the quality of this video

與此視頻的質量

No, stop

不停

(laughing)

（笑）

(breathes) to celebrate international womans day

（呼吸）慶祝國際婦女節

Tag the women creators who inspired you- Gloria (hit?) Borger

標記啟發你的女性創作者 - 格洛麗亞（擊中？）博格