who would want to kidnap Katie?

到底誰會想綁架 Katie ?

She's so annoying, you'd be guaranteeing yourself

她很煩，還要時時刻刻

hours and hours with her. I--

黏著你，我 ...

Don't you worry about that.

別擔心。

When the kidnapper calls, just keep her

歹徒等等打過來，跟她講個兩分鐘

on the line for two minutes, then we can trace it

好讓我們追蹤

and get Katie back.

找到 Katie 的下落。

Hello?

喂 ?

From Lucatania Cruise Line!

我們是 Lucatania 郵輪公司 !

Oh god.

老天。

This is the captain speaking,

我是船長，

you've been selected--

您被選中為 ...

It's a scam call.

是詐騙電話。

You get a lot of these, do you?

你常接到嗎 ?

Oh yeah, you know, one day it was nothing,

是啊 ! 有一天

the next, bam, like every hour.

突然吃到炸藥一樣，每個小時一通。

I must be on a list or something.

感覺我被釘在名單上了。

Me too.

我也是。

Yeah?

你也是 ?

Yeah, I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

很開心有人跟我一樣。

It's so annoying, right?

很煩對不對 ?

It's like I barely even answer my phone anymore.

我都接到不想接了。

Okay, but we do need to answer the phone,

不管怎樣，我們都要接電話，

so is there someone else's phone

你還有其他電話

that we can use or?

可以用嗎 ?

The kidnapper said that they were calling this line only.

歹徒說他們只會打這支電話。

Okay, but maybe we can--

好吧 ! 還是說我們可以 ...

Unknown number, it's probably another junk call.

未知來電，感覺又是垃圾電話。

But it's a local area code, this could be our guy.

但是是當地的地區碼，可能是他。

Well, you never really know.

也不一定。

Yeah, it's called neighbor spoofing.

這叫做里仁為「楣」。

They take numbers from the same area code you're in.

他們掛著跟你同一個地區的代碼。

Yeah, it's probably more likely that it's a scam.

很有可能又是來亂的。

That is so true, yeah, and then you pick it up,

沒錯，等等你一接起來，

and it's just a pre-recorded call in Mandarin.

又是中文的語音電話。

Okay, but if it is the kidnapper,

那如果是歹徒呢 ?

this could be our only chance to save Katie.

我們能拯救 Katie 的也只有這個辦法了 !

We can't take that risk.

我們不能冒險。

Okay.

好吧 !

Hello?

喂 ?

Your social security number has been--

您的健保號碼已經 ...

Dammit!

該死 !

I told you!

我就說嘛 !

Oh no, I'm not picking that up.

這次我不接了。

That's definitely a scam, it says scam likely right on it.

這一定亂入的，一看就知道。

Unless the kidnapper's name is Scam Likely.

除非歹徒的名字就是「疑似垃圾電話」。

What?

你說什麼 ?

No.

不可能。

No, what kind of a name is Scam Likely?

誰會取這種名字 ?

Yeah, that sounds like a Dickensian orphan.

聽起來就像很糟的孤兒一般。

It could be a street name.

聽起來是街道名稱。

A street name?

街道名稱 ?

-Street names are like Bones or like Jack.

像是 Bones 或是 Jack。

Okay, but I've never seen this scam likely thing before.

我從來沒看過這種來電顯示。

I think only certain carriers do it.

只有某種 0204 才會這樣。

I'm on cricket, and I'm probably getting more calls

我常玩板球，我常常接到

from scam likely than I am my friends.

「嗨 ! 你還記得我嗎 ?」這種電話。

100%, I mean who calls anymore?

說的沒錯，現在誰還在打電話 ?

Just answer it before it's too late.

趕快接吧 !

Fine!

好吧 !

Hello?

喂 ?

If you're not careful

你皮繃緊一點

death will be on your hands.

死亡操之在你。

Well I don't want that,

不要這樣，

so just tell me what I have to do--

告訴我應該怎麼做 ...

With Persephone Life Insurance,

加保「冥冥」保險

you can be sure that your financial--

您的財務一定可以 ...

Oh come on!

拜託 !

Why would they even make an ad that sounds like that?

廣告就廣告，幹嘛一開始講得跟什麼一樣 ?

I don't know these junk calls are weird.

這些電話都超有事。

They're all weird like that.

很有事。

Can you just trust me that I know which calls are legit

你可以相信我，我知道哪些電話使是正常的

and which ones aren't.

哪些是來亂的嗎 ?

Do you though?

你們是要

Are you willing to bet Katy's life on it?

把 Katy 的生命賭在這上面嗎 ?

I swear to god if this is--

我對天發誓，如個這通又是 ...

Be careful how you talk to me

注意你說話的口氣，

or I'll send Katie back in pieces.

不然，我就把 Katie 碎屍萬段。

You're actually the kidnapper?

你是歹徒 ?

Uh, yes.

我是。

It's actually the kidnapper.

真的是耶 !

Yes!

太好了，終於 !

All right, that's what I'm talking about.

終於，我就說吧 !

All right, I'm sorry no, we've had a morning.

很抱歉，我們等了一個上午。

Wait a minute, who's we?

等等，你說的我們是誰 ?

I, not we, there's no cops here.

我而已啦 ! 這裡沒有警察。