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BECAUSE NOW THE NEXT PERSON WHO
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PULLS ME OVER IS GOING TO BE
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LIKE, I'M GOING TO GET YOU.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
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BEFORE I LET YOU GO?
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WE SAW EACH OTHER THIS WEEKEND
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AT A PARTY.
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AND SOMEHOW YOUR WIFE MOLLY
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SHOWED EVERYONE YOUR PHONE.
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DO YOU HAVE IT WITH YOU.
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>> YES, I DO.
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>> CAN I SEE IT?
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>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'VE
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BECOME A LAUGHINGSTOCK.
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>> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT
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ON.
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DO YOU TAKE SELFIES OFTEN?
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>> Jimmy: NO.
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>> SHOW PEOPLE WHAT YOUR PHONE
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IS.
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>> Jimmy: IT LIGHTS UP.
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>> IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A
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KARDASHIAN.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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WHY?
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>> Jimmy: BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL,
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I CAN'T READ IN RESTAURANTS, AND
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I LIKE TO BE ABLE TO USE IT ON
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THE MENU.
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>> IS THAT WHAT IT'S FOR?
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>> Jimmy: MOSTLY, AND I LIKE TO
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TAKE PICTURES OF MY KID AND I
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LIKE A LITTLE LIGHT.
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>> MOLLY WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE
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IT WAS FIRE, LIKE THAT WAS A
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CEREMONY.
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>> Jimmy: EVERYONE LAUGHS AND
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LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AT ME, AND
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THEN THEY TAKE IT AND SAY CAN WE
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BORROW THAT FOR A SECOND?
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AND IT'S LIKE THIS.
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>> YEAH.
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THE KARDASHIANS CAME UP WITH
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THAT SAME THING.
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>> Jimmy: THIS IS NOT THE COLOR
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NECESSARILY I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN,
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BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN
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THIS IN A GIFT BASKET OR
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SOMETHING LIKE THAT, SO I USED
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IT.
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>> THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR THEN,
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READING A MENU OR YOUR KIDS.
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>> Jimmy: EXACTLY.
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>> EVERYBODY, THE WHOLE PARTY,
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IT WAS PASSED AROUND AND
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EVERYBODY --
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>> Jimmy: YES, AND PEOPLE PUT
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OBSCENE PICTURES ON IT, TOO.
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>> I WAS WALKING OUT.
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IT WAS GETTING LATE.
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I LEFT AT 10:00.
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>> Jimmy: YOU ARE VERY BUSY, AND
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ALSO "ELLEN'S GAME OF GAMES" IS
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COMING BACK IN JANUARY.
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>> YES, BUT THERE'S A HOLIDAY.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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SO THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL IS
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WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON NBC.
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AND IT'S REALLY FUN.
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>> Jimmy: WILL YOU BE GIVING
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AWAY THESE?
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>> WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
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IF I SAY IT, I WILL.
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>> Jimmy: THEY'RE CALLED LUMI.
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>> YES, I WILL BE GIVING AWAY
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LUMIS.
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>> Jimmy: THIS WAS ELLEN'S SHOW,
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YOU WOULD GET ONE.
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BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE NOT
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GETTING ANY!
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>> THERE'S NOT THAT MANY OF YOU.
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I COULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU
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EVERYTHING.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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>> Jimmy: ELLEN DEGENERIS,
