字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 YOU KNOW THE NAME MARIE KONDO [ APPLAUSE ] HOW MANY HAOF YOU HAVE BEEN TIDYING UP YOUR CLOSET? SHE MAKES PEOPLE GET RID OF STUFF. I' I'VE ACCUMULATED A LOT OF STUFF. SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO ASK MARIE KONDO TO HELP. HERE'S MY REAL OFFICE AND HOW IT REALLY LOOKS AT THE SHOW AND MARIE KONDO GIVING ME A LITTLE HELP. >> HELLO! NICE TO MEET YOU. >> Jimmy: NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, THANK YOU FOR COMING. CAN I BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU? I HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT THIS THE OTHER NIGHT. I WOKE UP UPSET BECAUSE I DREAMED YOU CAME IN MY OFFICE AND STARTED DESTROYING MY THINGS. >> Translator: WHAT'S IMPORTANT ABOUT MY METHOD IS THAT YOU WILL BE DOING ALL THE HARD WORK, JIMMY. ACTUALLY, I NEVER FORCE ANYBODY TO THROW ANYTHING AWAY. >> Jimmy: GREAT. OUR WORK HERE IS DONE. >> Translator: WITH THE KUMARI METHOD, WE WILL BE CHECKING EVERYTHING YOU OWN, IF IT SPARKS JOY WE KEEP IT. >> Jimmy: IF IT SPARKS JOY, WE KEEP IT, IF IT DOESN'T, IT GOES. LET'S TIDY UP. >> Translator: HOW ABOUT EVERYONE WHO USES THIS OFFICE, DO YOU TAKE A LITTLE TIME TO SEND A LITTLE LOVE? >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> Translator: CLOSE YOUR EYES, AND SIMPLY IN YOUR HEART EXPRESS GRATITUDE FOR ALL THIS OFFICE DOES FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: OH, WE'RE DONE. WE'RE DONE, EVERYBODY. >> Translator: SO IT'S ALSO IMPORTANT TO HAVE A VISION FOR YOUR OFFICE BEFORE YOU TIDY. HOW WOULD YOU BEST LIKE TO USE THIS OFFICE? >> I'D LIKE IT TO BE A LITTLE MORE ORGANIZED. I'D LIKE IT NOT TO LOOK LIKE A R RUMPUS ROOM. YOU KNOW HOW TO TRANSLATE RUMPUS, HUH? THIS IS MY DRESSING CLOSET. >> Translator: SO SPACIOUS. >> Jimmy: I HAVE A LOT OF BLACK SOCKS. >> BUT THEY SPARK JOY? >> Jimmy: NO, I HAVE TO WEAR THEM FOR THE SHOW. SO I WEAR THEM. >> Translator: LET'S TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO EXPRESS YOUR GRATITUDE FOR THEM. >> Jimmy: EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE TO THE SOCKS? >> Translator: EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: THANKS, SOCKS, FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE IN THE DRAWER AND FOR PRESENTOTECTING MY FIGEE KEEPING THEM WARM AND ALL THE OTHER GREAT THINGS YOU DO. >> Translator: PERFECT. >> Jimmy: THESE ARE ALL MY BOOKS. >> Translator: THE TRICK IS TO TAKE ALL THE BOOKS OUT OF THE BOOKCASE. >> Jimmy: THIS IS THE NIGHTMARE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. LOOK AT THIS. WE HAVE THE YELLOW PAGES. I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THIS ANYMORE. THIS IS A BOOK CALLED "FULL DISCLOSURE" BY STORMY DANIELS. YOU CAN TAKE THAT AND READ IT TO HER OR WHATEVER. >> Translator: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. >> Jimmy: I READ THAT YOU SHOULD ONLY HAVE 30 BOOKS. >> Translator: I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT RUMOR CAME FROM. THAT'S A MISCONCEPTION. >> Jimmy: OH, GOOD. I NEED MORE THAN 30. >> Translator: THE THING YOU NEED TO DO IS WAKE UP THE BOOKS A LITTLE BIT. >> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, WAKE UP! >> Translator: THIS IS YOUR OFFICE AREA? >> Jimmy: YEAH, IT REALLY IS MORE EMBARRASSING WHEN YOU STOP AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT. >> Translator: WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND, SURVEY THE AREA, WHAT SPARKS JOY. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A WIFFLE BAT SIGNED BY MAGIC JOHNSON. DO YOU KNOW WHO MAGIC JOHNSON IS? >> Translator: IS HE A BASEBALL PLAYER? >> Jimmy: NO, HE'S A BASKETBALL PLAYER. >> Translator: THIS IS SOMETHING THAT SPARKS JOY, SO YEAH. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL PUT THAT UP ON THE WALL. SO I HAVE ALL THIS STUFF ON THE GROUND HERE. >> Translator: YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO TOUCH EACH AND EVERY ONE AND SEE WHICH ONE BRINGS YOU JOY. >> Jimmy: OH, OKAY. THERE'S MY PANTS. I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE. I LOST THESE. AND NOW I FOUND THEM. THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY LADDER I BOUGHT IN CASE WE NEED TO ESCAPE. >> Translator: IS THAT A COCKROACH? >> Jimmy: NO, THOSE ARE -- OH, YEAH, THAT IS A COCKROACH. OH, BOY, SORRY ABOUT THAT. SO THIS IS A SCULPTURE. MY COUSIN AND BROTHER HAD THIS MADE FOR ME OF MY GRANDFATHER'S HEAD. IT'S GREAT, AND I LOVE IT, BUT IT'S RIGHT HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COFFEE TABLE, AND I'M WORRIED THAT IT'S GOING TO GET RUINED. >> Translator: PERHAPS YOU CAN CREATE ONE DEDICATED SHELF FOR YOUR GRANDFATHER'S HEAD. >> Jimmy: THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE BUT I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, YEAH. MAYBE I'LL GET RID OF ALL THESE BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL, AND THIS TABLE WILL BE DEDICATED TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HEAD. >> Translator: GOOD IDEA. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW YOU ONE MORE THING. ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE SONG "THE RAIN" BY ORANGE JUICE JONES? >> Translator: NO, SORRY. >> Jimmy: THE SONG GOES LIKE THIS. IT GOES HEY, HEY, BABY, HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY? YOU MISS ME? I MISSED YOU TOO. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I FOLLOWED YOU TODAY. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE YOU'RE COLD BUSTED. I'M SO UPSET WITH YOU I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. MY FIRST IMPULSE WAS TO RUN UP ON YOU AND DO A RAM WILLING BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO MESS UP THIS $3700 LYNX COAT. SO INSTEAD I CHILLED. THAT'S RIGHT. I CHILLED. THEN I WENT TO THE BANK AND TOOK OUT EVERY DIME, I WENT AND CANCELED ALL YOUR CREDIT CARDS, ALL YOUR CHARGE ACCOUNTS. I STEPPED UP FOR EVERY PIECE OF JEWELRY I EVER BOUGHT YOU. NO, NO. DON'T GO LOOK IN THAT CLOSET. WHAT WAS YOU THINKING ABOUT? WHAT WAS YOU TRY-TO PROVE? YOU WAS WITH THE JUICE. ♪ ♪ ♪ HUSH PUPPY ♪ ♪ SILLY RABBITS ♪ >> Jimmy: TRIX WERE MADE FOR KIDS. I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO TRANSLATE THAT WHOLE THING. I THINK THAT BOILS IT DOWN. I FEEL MORE STABLE EMOTIONALLY, NOW. I WAS WORRIED YOU WERE GOING TO COME IN HERE LIKE THE COOKIE MONSTER, JUST DESTROYING EVERYTHING. >> Translator: I HEAR THAT A LOT. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO TIDE EYE F FOR YOU. IT'S YOUR JOB TO TIDY YOUR OWN SPACE. >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP AND SEE WHAT THE RESULT IS OF THIS. >> Translator: I'LL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU. 238 00:07:17,170 --> 00:00:00,000 >> Translator: THANK YOU.
A2 初級 美國腔 瑪麗-近藤幫助吉米-金梅爾收拾殘局。 (Marie Kondo Helps Jimmy Kimmel Tidy Up) 66 0 Jingjiang Li 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字