some of my favorite #StonerStories from you guys.

來自各位的 #爛故事

Here, this first one's from @Duffield.

第一則來自 @Duffield

She says: ''My brother once got high before my parents got home and tried to hide the smell by putting deodorant all over his bedroom walls.''

她說了：「我哥哥有一次在爸媽回家前『菸嗨』，之後在牆壁用除臭劑除臭。」

It was a roll. It was a stick.

其實是大麻捲菸。

It was Secret. It's a secret.

不能說的秘密。

Roll on deodorant, too.

防臭劑捲一下。

This one is from @petegaden. He said: ''My friend and I started crying at a petting zoo because we thought the sheep were shouting at us.''

這則來自 @petegaden。他說：「我和朋友在動物園裡大哭，以為綿羊對我們咆嘯。」

You're b-a-a-a-ad!

你「咩賣」 !

This one's from @Jimsensei2112.

這則來自@Jimsensei2112。

He says:'' During a Pink Floyd concert the guy next to me was blowing up a beach mball. I asked him, ''Dude, what kind of gum is THAT?''

他說：「在 Pink Floyd 的演唱會，一位老兄在我旁邊吹海灘球，我問他：『老兄，你吹的是哪牌的口香糖。』」

This one's from @freakinpirate.

這則來自@freakinpirate。

-Oh, that guy.

喔，我記得他。

-He says: ''I came home, put a frozen pizza in the microwave, then entered my pin number.''

他說：「我回到家，要把冷凍披薩放微波爐加熱，結果在微波爐上輸入密碼。」

There you go.

您輸入的密碼錯誤。

"Two, three..."

「一、三 ...。」

This one's from @DismukeKaitlyn.

這則來自 @DismukeKaitlyn。

She says:''While stoned in the shower, I started panicking because my vision was suddenly getting blurrier and blurrier. I had left my glases on.''

她說：「洗澡時，我開始驚慌，視力突然變得模糊。其實眼鏡還戴著。」

This one's from @AmandoAlexander.

這則來自 @AmandoAlexander。

She says:'' I peeled a stick f butter and ate it like a banana.''

她說：「我把奶油條外包裝撕下，把它當成香蕉吞下去。」

Oh, that's --

肥滋滋。

-This one's from @breezeplayer.

這則來自 @breezeplayer。

She says: ''Once at a concert I kept using my makeup concealer stick instead of chapstick. My friends cracked up because it looked like I had no lips.''

她說：「有一次去演唱會我一直用遮瑕膏，而不是唇膏。我朋友整個嚇到，因為我看起來感覺沒有嘴唇。」

At least she didn't see it. She'd be really freaked out.

還好她沒看到，不就嚇死寶寶了。

This last one's from @ibyellow.

最後一則來自 @ibyellow。

She says:'' I forgot I ordered Chinese food, so I ordered a pizza. Then I forgot I ordered the pizza and made grilled cheese.''

她說：「我忘了點了中國菜，又點了披薩。然後忘了點了披薩，又做了焗烤。」

There you go!

謝謝您今晚收看 !

That's all we have for our "Tonight Show Hashtags."

今晚的「今夜秀」。

To check out more of our favorites,

更多我們的最愛

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

都在 tonightshow.com/hashtags。