Thank you so much.

謝謝

(quirky, upbeat music)

(輕快配樂)

Hello, and congratulations on purchasing

您好，恭喜您成功購買

your new boyfriend, version 2.0.

您的新版男友 2.0。

In this new model, we've disabled the ability to dab,

在這次的新款式，我們取消了嘻哈超人舞 (Dab 舞)

and removed vocab such as, "That's what she said."

並移除特定句子，如：That's what she said (美國著名黃色笑話梗)。

It's our most impressive model yet.

是我們最引以為傲的款式。

Thank god.

終於。

When your package arrives, be sure to handle it

收到包裹時，請小心輕放

with care, as masculinity can be very fragile.

因為男子氣概可是很脆弱的。

And don't worry, assembly is easy.

不用擔心，組裝很簡單的。

Here's what you'll need.

您需要：

An Allen key, hammer, and screwdriver.

六角板手、槌子、螺絲起子。

To begin, turn your new boyfriend onto his stomach.

首先，將男友正面朝下。

Using the Allen key and the screws labeled A,

拿起六角板手、螺絲 A

attach the backbone to the base of the back.

將它們連接背骨。

Be sure to tighten the screws all the way,

記得將螺絲拴緊背骨

as a secure backbone will ensure your boyfriend

這樣你男友才有「骨」氣

is able to stand up to his mother.

不會是個媽寶。

(rattles)

(嘎嘎聲)

Turn your boyfriend over.

將男友轉過來。

Using the bolts labeled B,

用螺栓 B

install the provided voice box into the compartment

將我們提供的聲盒，安裝到插槽中

located on the neck.

插槽位於頸部位置。

(upbeat, quirky music)

(輕快音樂)

This will allow your boyfriend to talk

安裝後，打開開關

when switched on.

男友便能開始說話。

Hello, girlfriend.

你好，女朋友

What is your name?

你叫什麼名字？

Lilly.

莉莉

Lilly?

莉莉？

I am attracted to you.

我喜歡妳

The voice box has two settings.

聲盒有兩種設定

If you're in the mood to fight, we suggest honest mode.

想要吵架的話，建議開啟誠實模式。

I don't think that color looks good on you.

妳穿那個顏色不好看。

Otherwise, we recommend leaving your new boyfriend

不想爭執的話，則建議將男友停在

on lie mode.

謊言模式。

I think you look great all the time,

妳一直都很漂亮

no matter what.

無時無刻。

Attach the confidence cable to the correct receptors

將「自信線」接到正確的接頭

located on your boyfriend's abdomen.

接頭位於您男友的腹肌上。

I am a king.

我是王者

My penis is large.

我那裡很大

Do you even lift, bro?

老兄，你真的有在練嗎？

Be sure to connect each wire correctly

請確認連接是否正確

or your boyfriend may become too cocky.

否則男友可能會自信過頭。

Oh.

原來

I just nailed my presentation at work.

我剛剛簡報報得很好

I like to initiate conversation.

我喜歡主動開啟話題

I know gender equality is not a threat.

我瞭解性別平等並不是威脅。

Each boyfriend comes fully equipped with

每一台男友都搭載

a talent pod located on his head.

技能槽，位於頭部

Select the talent discs you prefer and install

依照喜好，選擇欲安裝的技能組

in the pod.

並插入插槽。

(quirky, upbeat music)

(輕快音樂)

Your new boyfriend is almost ready.

您的新男友即將完成

Ensure he is fully charged before use.

使用前請先充好電。

At first, you may find a few errors

剛開始可能會有些問題

in your boyfriend's performance.

導致男友行為錯誤

Not to worry, this is easy to troubleshoot.

切勿擔心，問題很好修正。

If your boyfriend begins to like other girl's

當您的男友開始在其他女性

pictures on Instagram, don't worry.

的 IG 上點擊喜歡，不用擔心

This means that his fingers are probably lose.

大概是男友的手指沒栓好

Ensure they are fastly tightened.

請確認是否拴緊。

(cranking)

(拴緊聲)

If your boyfriend doesn't initiate foreplay,

要是您的男友不行使前戲

replace the double A batteries located in his sex drive.

請更換電池，電池位於性愛驅動槽。

- I think your batteries are fine.

你的電池應該沒問題

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, chill, chill, chill.

等等…冷靜…

Chill, chill.

冷靜點！

If your boyfriend initiates too much sexual activity,

要是您的男友行使太多性愛行為

simply detach the penis.

拔除陽具即可。

(upbeat, quirky music)

(輕快音樂)

(yells)

啊啊啊啊啊！

And it's best to do this while your boyfriend

拔除時，建議將男友調整為

is on silent mode.

無聲模式

Oops.

抱歉

Enjoy your new boyfriend, version 2.0.

請盡情享用您的新版男友 2.0

The most loyal and reliable boyfriend on the market.

市面上最專情、最可靠的男朋友。

(clattering)

(喀搭聲)

(blooping)

(錯誤)

I've got a side chick coming over, ver, ver, ver--

我的小三等等要來…來…

(blooping)

(錯誤)

- Hello, and thank you for watching this video.

您好，謝謝您收看本影片

If you enjoyed it, please provide two thumbs up.

若您喜歡，請給我們兩個讚

My last video is right over there.

上部影片在右上角

The second vlog channel, which is hilarious,

我的第二頻道，非常好笑

is located right there,

位於右下角

please ensure you click subscribe because we make

請記得訂閱，因為

new videos every Monday and Thursday,

我們星期一、四會推出影片

and we would love to see you here.

期待與您再見

One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop.

One love, Superwoman, that is a wrap, and zoop. (莉莉的結尾語)