Girl, no matter what I do

I'm gonna make you love these

So sad that you don't care a thing about

These jumping beans

Pigs feet, yeah

And jumping beans (and jumping beans)

And red Kool-Aid

This here's the real stuff

I think you want 'em

Take your beans

She might not want 'em

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Girl, I wanna share 'em

High five

Horses (palominos)

Insects (nah, nah, nah)

And jumping beans

Jumping beans tonight

Bacon

Ham

I'm hungry

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My jumping beans

Our jumping beans

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With me (and me)

Let's just roll

I need a Ho Ho

And get us some beans

With a whole lot of ketchup

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My jumping beans

Our jumping beans

I love you like he loves Frito-Lay

Do, Re, Mi, I've got the beans for you baby

Or me

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That's stupid

How would you know?

You talk for hours about dough

That's just wrong

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One shoe is too big