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♪ ♪ ♪
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ABRACADABRA!
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HOCUS POCUS!
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BIM BAM!
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BY THE POWER OF DRISCOLL!
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>> ( COUGHING )
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OH.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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GETTING LIMBERED UP, FLEXING THE
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OLD MAGIC MUSCLES IF YOU KNOW
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WHAT I MEAN.
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>> MR. MAGNIFICENT.
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>> IT'S ACTUALLY MR. MAGNIFICENT
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THE MASTER OF MYSTERY.
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>> SIT THERE.
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>> James: OKAY.
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>> James: OKAY.
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>> FINISHED?
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>> James: YUP.
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>> OKAY, WELL, I WILL BE YOUR
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ACTING MAGIC OFFICER FOR TODAY.
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AND ACCORDING TO THE BOOK OF
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MAGICAL LAW, PASSING THIS TEST
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AND EARNING ONE'S LICENSE IS A
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REQUIREMENT OF ALL WIZARDS AND
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WITCHES WHO WISH TO LEGALLY
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PRACTICE MAGIC IN THIS COUNTRY.
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CAN FIRST I INSPECT YOUR WAND
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PLEASE?
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>> James: CHEEKY.
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( LAUGHTER )
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YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY ME DINNER
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FIRST!
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I'M KIDDING.
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WAIT A SECOND, WONDER WHERE MY
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WAND COULD BE,
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PERHAPS... IT'S IN HERE...
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I DON'T KNOW THAT'S JUST A PACK
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OF CARDS.
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WHAT JUST --
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>> WHAT'S THAT?
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>> James: MAGIC WAND.
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THIS IS A WAND.
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>> James: REALLY?
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LOOKS LIKE A TWIG.
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( LAUGHTER )
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>> OKAY.
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FOR THE NEXT PART OF THE TEST
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I'LL NEED TO SEE YOU PERFORM A
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SIMPLE CHARM OR JINX.
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NOTHING TOO COMPLICATED.
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ALTHOUGH I'M SURE THAT WON'T BE
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PROBLEM FOR YOU.
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>> James: WELL, BUCKLE YOUR SEAT
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BELTS AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!
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( LAUGHTER )
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DA DA DA DA.
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DA DA DA.
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DA DA DA DA.
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DA DA DA DA CHIA, DA DA DA DA
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CHIA.
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BABA BABA, DA DA DA DA.
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( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE )
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WOO!
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>> RIGHT, I CAN SEE THIS IS
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QUICKLY BECOMING A WASTE OF MY
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TIME.
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NEXT UP I'LL NEED TO SEE A LEVEL
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THREE TRANSFIGURATION SPELL:
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TURNING AN INANIMATE OBJECT INTO
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A LIVING ANIMAL.
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ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.
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MUTATIO ANIMUS!
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MUTATIO ANIMUS!
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( CLAPPING )
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>> James: VERY IMPRESSIVE, BUT
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I'M AFRAID AMATEUR HOUR I THINK
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IS OVER.
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TIME FOR THE REAL SHOW TO BEGIN.
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TIME FOR THE REAL SHOW TO BEGIN.
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♪ ♪ ♪
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ONE SECOND PLEASE.
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>> WHERE-- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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♪ ♪ ♪
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( AUDIENCE CLAPPING )
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♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS ♪
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♪ GET DOWN ♪
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♪ GET DOWN ♪
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♪ READY, READY, READY FOR THIS ♪
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♪ YEAH
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YEAH
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♪ YEAH
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YEAH
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♪ YEAH
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♪ ♪ ♪
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( LAUGHTER )
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>> STOP!
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STOP WITH THAT!
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>> James: WHY?
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>> YOU'RE A JOKE.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT HERE,
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BUT YOU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW ANY
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ABOUT REAL MAGIC.
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>> James: ( GASPS )
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HOW DARE YOU!
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I DEMAND AN APOLOGY!
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>> APOLOGY?
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YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO THAT
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POOR DOVE!
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>> James: YEAH, THAT IS A SHAME.
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>> I MEAN, ANYONE CAN DO WHAT
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YOU'RE DOING!
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YOU'RE JUST PRANCING AROUND LIKE
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THIS!
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DANCY GIRLS!
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OH, DANCE!
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WHAT THE--
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>> James: WELL, THAT WAS
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EMBARRASSING.
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( LAUGHTER )
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>> REALLY?
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WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S
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EMBARRASSING.
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YOU'VE FAILED!
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>> James: WHAT?
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK I PUT
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INTO THIS?
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I GOT THESE TWO, AND ON A DAY
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RATE!
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( LAUGHTER )
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>> I DON'T CARE, YOU'RE A
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DISGRACE TO MAGIC AND YOU
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DESERVE ABSOLUTELY NO PART IN
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THE WIZARDING COMMUNITY.
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NOW GET OUT!
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>> James: I WILL DO NOTHING OF
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THE SORT.
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IN FACT, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO
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YOUR MANAGER.
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GO AND GET DUBLYDOBS, DOBLY,
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DUBLY THE MAN WITH THE BEARD!
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WEIRDY-BEARDY GUY.
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HE'LL KNOW REAL MAGIC WHEN HE
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SEES IT.
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>> OH, YEAH?
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HOW'S THIS FOR REAL MAGIC?
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SWINUM!
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( AUDIENCE REACTS )
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>> James: OKAY, TURN ME BACK,
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TURN ME BACK, NOW.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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COME BACK!
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HEY, GIRLS, PICK ME UP!
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PICK ME UP!
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GIRLS!
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GIRLS!
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COME BACK!
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THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
