Scout: Move Cyclops, move!

Scout：快跑！獨眼龍，快跑！

Come on, come on, almost - aaahh!

快點，快點，就快要 - 啊啊啊！

Uhh, awww.

哦，喔。

[Missles whistling.]

[飛彈呼嘯聲。]

Woah, who the?

嗚喔，三小？

[Explosion!]

[爆炸！]

Aaaahh!!

啊啊啊！！

[Hard impact, glass breaks. Dove coos]

[強烈撞擊，玻璃碎裂。鴿子咕咕聲]

Medic.

Medic。

[Team Fortress intro theme music]

[絕地要塞 2 開場主題音樂]

Medic [OS]: Wait, wait, wait – it gets better.

Medic [鏡頭外]：等等，等等，等等 – 後面更好笑。

Medic [OS]: When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing…

Medic [鏡頭外]：當病患醒來時，他的骨架不見了…

…and the doctor was never heard from again! Ah, ha ha!

…然後就再也沒聽到那位醫生的消息了！阿哈哈！

[Heavy laughs loudly]

[Heavy 大聲地笑]

Ah, anyway…

啊，總之…

…that’s how I lost my medical license. Heh.

…那就是為啥我的醫生執照被撤銷掉。嘿。

[Squish noise. Dove coos.]

[擠壓聲。鴿子咕咕聲。]

Archimedes, no!

阿基米德，不要鬧！

It’s filthy in there. Uck.

裡頭很髒耶。噁。

Birds, ha ha ha.

鳥嘛，哈哈哈。

Now, most hearts couldn’t withstand this voltage,

很多心臟沒辦法承受這麼高的電壓，

but I’m fairly certain your heart…

但我很確定你的心臟…

[Small explosion, fleshy impact and breaking glass.]

[小爆炸，肉塊撞擊和玻璃破碎。]

What was noise?

那是什麼聲音？

The sound of progress, my friend.

進展的聲音，我的好友。

Medic [OS]: Ah, perfect.

Medic [鏡頭外]：阿，完美。

Kill me.

殺了我吧。

Medic [OS]: Later.

Medic [鏡頭外]：等等再說。

Where was I? Ah, there we go.

剛剛進展到哪了？啊，我們開始吧。

Come on, come on.

來吧，來吧。

[Maniacal laughter.]

[瘋狂的笑聲。]

[Worried laughter.]

[擔憂的笑聲。]

Oh, that looks good.

喔，還不錯嘛。

Very nice there.

非常好。

Should I be awake for this?

我現在應該要清醒著嗎？

Ah heh. Well, no.

啊哈。喔，不。

But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?

不過既然你醒著，可不可以把你的肋骨再拉開一點？

I can’t… seem…

我好像…塞不進…

Ahh!!

啊！！

Oh, don’t be such a baby,

喔，別像個小寶寶一樣，

…ribs grow back!

…肋骨長得回來阿！

No they don’t.

它們長不回來。

[Angelic music, healing noises.]

[天使般的音樂，治療聲。]

[Deep inhale.] What happens now?

[深呼吸。] 現在要怎麼樣嗎？

Now? Hmm, hmm, hmm.

現在？嘿嘿嘿。

Let’s go practice medicine.

我們去行醫吧。

[Marching music.]

[行軍音樂。]

[Choir, harps.]

[合唱團，豎琴聲。]

[Battle sounds.]

[戰鬥聲。]

Medic!

Medic！

[Music intensifies. Healing noise.]

[音樂增強。治療聲。]

[Ding!]

[叮！]

Yeah!

耶！

Woo hoo hoo!

嗚呼呼！

Oh yeah!

喔耶！

Heavy [OS]: Doctor!

Heavy [鏡頭外]：醫生！

Are you sure this will work!?

你確定會有效嗎！？

Ha ha, I have no idea!

哈哈，挖馬姆災啊！

[Power-up, electrical noises.]

[充能啟動，電流聲。]

Yah! Ha ha!

呀啊！哈哈！

Ha ha ha! I am bulletproof!

哈哈哈！拎北防彈啦！

[Music crescendos – horns, guitar, choir.]

[音樂漸增 – 喇叭聲，吉他聲，合唱團。]

[Team Fortress closing theme music.]

[絕地要塞 2 結尾主題音樂。]

[Engy plays guitar.]

[Engineer 彈吉他聲。]

Medic [OS]: That looks good. Very nice there.

Medic [鏡頭外]：看起來很好。非常好。

Scout [OS]: Hey, thanks doc.

Scout [鏡頭外]：嘿，謝謝醫生。

[Ding!]

[叮！]

Aw, man.

喔，天阿。

You would not believe how much this hurts.

你們絕對不相信作這手術有多痛。

[Muffled dove coos.]

[隱約的鴿子咕咕聲。]

Medic [OS]: Archimedes?

Medic [鏡頭外]：阿基米德？