One at a time, while maintaining the utmost composure,

一次一個人，我們要維持在最平靜的狀態

we will, very slowly, turn our heads,

然後同時很慢很慢地轉頭

look in to the camera, and do the tiniest head-nod possible.

看著鏡頭，最後盡可能地做出最小幅度的點頭動作

Yes.

好

Whoever does the tinier nod wins.

誰點頭最小力就贏了

And you're not allowed to laugh.

而且妳不准笑出來

Kate, since you're my guest... - I didn't know that part.

Kate 既然妳是我的客人... - 我不知道有不能笑這個規則

- ...you'll be turning first.

- ... 由妳開始

Are you ready for this?

妳準備好了嗎？

This is your camera over there.

妳的鏡頭在那邊

- Yeah. - Okay, good. You ready?

- 好 - 很好，準備好了？

- Okay. - Okay, they're ready.

- 好了 - 好，他們也準備好了

-Okay. Yeah. - Roots?

- 好 - Roots 準備好了吼？

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼和掌聲)

That's hard. That is hard.

這好難，超難欸

- You are so good. - Wow.

- 妳超棒的欸 - 哇

- No, that was really good. It was really good.

- 不，妳剛超棒的，太厲害了

All right, that was a very tiny nod.

那個點頭幅度有夠小的

All right, it's my turn. - Okay.

好，換我了 - 好

- However, I'd like to take a moment here.

- 不過我想先來轉換一下情緒

[ Clears throat ]

(清喉嚨)

Whew. Okay.

呼！好了

Now, here we go.

來吧

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼和掌聲)

All right, we got -- that is not easy.

好，我們... 這一點也不簡單欸

What? [ Laughter ]

什麼鬼啦？ (笑聲)

- We have to up the stakes a little bit here.

- 我們現在要提高點難度

All right, round two. Round two.

第二回合，第二回合

Are you guys ready for round two?

你們準備好接受第二回合了嗎？

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼和掌聲)

You must turn your head even more slowly,

妳頭得轉得更慢

look into the camera.

看著鏡頭

You have to flare your nostrils twice...

然後擺動妳的鼻翼兩次

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

...and then do a tiny nod.

最後再做個小小的點頭

I mean, that is -- this is --

我的意思是

it's very important stuff right here.

這是非常重要的步驟

Kate, are you ready for this?

Kate 妳準備好了嗎？

- Uh-huh. - Round two. This is round two.

- 嗯哼 - 現在進行第二回合

Here we go. - Okay.

來吧 - 好

- Two nostril flares. - Got it. Okay.

- 動兩次鼻翼 - 好的，了解

♪♪

(背景音樂)

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼和鼓掌)

Perfect nostril flare.

完美的鼻翼擺動

- That's tough. - Wow, that was impressive.

- 好難哦 - 非常地令人驚艷

And we -- you -- we've never played this before, right?

我們... 妳... 我們從來沒玩過這個遊戲對吧？

Okay. Just so we know. We're not professionals.

只是讓大家知道一下，我們不是專業玩家

- I played it in a dream once. - Yeah. Okay, here we go.

- 我在夢中玩過一次 - 好哦，來吧

- All right. - All right. I'm up.

- 好 - 好，我準備好了

Here we go.

來吧

♪♪

(背景音樂)

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼和掌聲)

All right.

好

Round three.

第三回合

Whoa.

哦！

The sound of someone saying "round three"

某個人的聲音說「第三回合」

means it is time for round three.

代表來到第三回合了

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

Kate, you must now, somehow, turn your head ever more slowly,

Kate 妳現在得把妳的頭轉得更慢

then look into the camera

看著鏡頭

and make the tiniest sound you could possibly make.

然後極盡所能地發出最最最小的聲音

- Okay. - And then nod.

- 好 - 最後來個點頭

Here we go.

來吧

This is the last and final round.

這是最後一回合了

Winner takes all. Are you ready for this?

贏者全拿哦。妳準備好了嗎？

I'm scared but yes.

我有點害怕，不過準備好了

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

♪♪

(背景音樂)

♪♪

(背景音樂)

Hmm.

嗯！

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

[ Applause ]

(掌聲)

This is the best game we've ever played.

這是我們有史以來玩過最好玩的遊戲了

The best game I have ever seen in my whole life.

是我此生看過最棒的遊戲

All right, here we go.

好，換我了

I can't top that, but I will give it a try.

我沒辦法贏過妳，但我會試試看

Here we go. Roots? - Bring it home, J. Come on.

Roots 準備好了嗎？- J (Jimmy) 你行的

All right.

好的

Get my background music. Come on, Roots.

Roots 給我來點背景音樂

♪♪

(背景音樂)

♪♪

(背景音樂)

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

[ Laughter ]

(笑聲)

Uh.

呃

[ Cheers and applause ]

(歡呼和掌聲)

The winner is Kate McKinnon. Come on!

贏的人是 Kate McKinnon。來點掌聲吧！

No. [ Cheers and applause ]

不是我啦 (歡呼和掌聲)

You got me. Kate McKinnon.

妳真的難倒我了。再次給 Kate McKinnon 掌聲