Stephen: gah!

Stephen：啊！

Last night I dreamt I was visited by three ghosts!

昨晚我夢到有三個鬼來拜訪我！

There they are!

就是這三位！

(laughter) what day is it?

(笑聲) 今天是甚麼日子？

What day is it!?

什麼日子！？

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Oh, what a beautiful morning!

噢，真是個美好的早晨！

Say there-- boy!

那邊那個，男孩！

What?

啥？

Are you talking to me?

你在叫我嗎？

(laughter) Stephen: yes, you, boy!

(笑聲) Stephen：對，就是你，男孩！

I'm 37 years old.

我已經 37 歲了耶！

(laughter) Stephen: wonderful boy.

(笑聲) Stephen：好男孩

Charming boy.

迷人的男孩

Tell me, boy: what day is it today?

告訴我，今天是甚麼日子？

It's monday, the day before the midterms.

今天是星期一，期中選舉的前一天

Stephen: that means the ghosts all came in one night!

Stephen：所以那三個鬼都在同個晚上來拜訪我了！

Of course they did.

祂們當然拜訪我了

I haven't missed the election.

我沒錯過投票日

There's still time to vote.

還有時間去投票

Here, boy.

男孩

Take this shiny silver crown and go buy the biggest midterms'

拿這個銀幣去買期中選舉

Goose you can find!

最大的鵝

(laughter) Do you know I can see up your

(笑聲) 你知道我從下面可以看進你的

Nightgown, right?

睡袍嗎？

(laughter) Stephen: And up it for some

(笑聲) Stephen：再給你一個銀幣

Midterms' figgy pudding.

去買期中選舉無花果布丁

(applause) Look, seriously dude, you

(掌聲) 說真的老頭

have to put on some briefs.

你要拿個東西遮一下

I-- I can see all the election returns, and they're swinging Left.

我... 我看得到所有「選舉獲利」，而且正在往左邊晃

(laughter and applause) Stephen: oh, the midterms!

(笑聲與掌聲) Stephen：噢，期中選舉！

Oh, the midterms!

噢，期中選舉！

Wondrous boy, wondrous boy.

令人驚奇的男孩、令人驚奇的男孩

The midterms!

期中選舉！

Dude, let me be clear!

老頭，讓我說得更明白一點！

I can see your entire penis!

你整條老二露出來了！

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Jon: yeah!

Jon：對啊！

Stephen: is that the jolly tune of midterms' carols I hear?

Stephen：我聽到的是期中選舉頌歌的歡樂旋律嗎？

No, it sounds like Jon Batiste.

不，這聽起來比較像是 Jon Batiste 的歌

Stephen: Right it is.

Stephen：確實是

That means I have a show to do!

這代表我要去主持節目囉！

Again, you really need to put on pants.

我再說一次，穿上褲子好嗎？

Stephen: No time!

Stephen：沒時間穿褲子了！