just take a walk around the block, or something.

你就去附近逛逛什麼的嘛

I can't keep going for a walk every time you have to poo.

我不能總是因為你要大號就出去散步吧

[Voiceover] Just work with me!

[畫外音] 你就配合一下嘛！

You poo three times a day, then I'm so tired!

你一天大號三次，我會累死！

No, he's not gay.

不，他不是同志

I don't have to date him just because he's not gay,

我不能只是因為他不是同志就和他約會吧

is attractive, and lives with me.

他很有魅力，和我住在一起

Am I on speakerphone?

你在用擴音嗎？

Mom, you gotta stop doing.

媽，妳必須停止這麼做

Hello gram.

哈囉奶奶

Hey.

嗨

Hey, what's up?

嗨，怎麼了嗎？

Can I ask you something really quick?

我可以快速問妳一件事嗎？

Yeah, what's up?

可以啊，什麼事？

You have to be completely honest, all right?

妳必須非常誠實地回答我，好嗎？

- Okay.

－好

Why do women go to the bathroom in pairs?

為什麼女生總是要一起上廁所？

Garrick, it's street cleaning in five minutes,

Garrick，再 5 分鐘就要街道清掃了

we have to move our cars.

我們得去移車

All right.

好的

Could you, all right, cool.

你可以，好，知道了

Are you coming?

你來不來啊？

Yeah, just shut the door and give me a second.

來，先把門關上等我一下

Okay.

好

You promise you won't tell anyone?

你發誓你不會告訴任何人？

It's to change each other's tampons.

因為要幫對方換衛生棉條

That makes sense.

這倒是合情合理

Is it because you're have a boner?

是因為你晨勃了嗎？

Oh my God.

噢我的天啊

Gross.

噁心

Hold on.

等等

This happens every morning?

這每天早上都會發生嗎？

Yes.

是的

Gross.

噁心

Hey guys.

哈囉大家

Hey, what's up?

嗨，你好嗎？

Nope.

不可以

No.

想都別想

Hey, do you know why girls go to the bathroom together?

嘿，你知道為什麼女生都一起去廁所嗎？

I never want things we were just going to talk about stuff,

我從沒想要什麼我以為我們只是要聊聊天

but literally we hardly talk.

不過我們幾乎沒說話

It's a lot of, it's a lot of.

只是一直，一直的

It's a lot of pulling, right?

一直拉扯，對嗎？

A lot of physical.

費很大的力氣

Ha, sweet relief.

哈，終於解脫了

(burps)

(打嗝聲)

(laughs)

(笑聲)

(screaming)

(尖叫聲)

Kate, Kate, there's a spider.

Kate，Kate，那裡有一隻蜘蛛

Kate. - Okay.

Kate－來了

Where is it?

在哪裡？

Kate, Kate.

Kate，Kate

Get it, get it.

打牠，打牠

Get it, get it.

打牠，打牠

Girl with the was baby.

我是女漢子

(grunts)

(咕噥聲)

Hello.

哈囉

Oh no, it's not like that,

噢不，不是妳想的那樣

we're just roommates, nothing sexual at all.

我們只是室友，別想歪了

(laughs)

(笑聲)

Gross.

噁心

You should see him eat spaghetti, ew.

妳應該看他吃義大利麵的樣子，噁

(laughs)

(笑聲)

[Garrick] Chill.

[Garrick] 冷靜點

How long is that string for real?

說真的那條線有多長？

It's standard, two and a half inches.

標準尺寸，2 吋半

What?

什麼？

Yeah, we have to tuck it up.

對啊，我們必須將它塞進去

[Garrick] Fold it. - You have to tuck it up,

[Garrick] 包覆它－你必須將它塞進去

lap it over between the lips.

包覆在陰唇裡

Good night?

今晚還好嗎？

Yeah, you?

不錯，你呢？

Oh yeah.

非常好

We stayed up until 3 AM watching "Harry Potter", so.

我們為了看「哈利波特」熬夜到凌晨 3 點

That was a lot of commitment.

妳投入很深哪

I know.

對啊

I feel like he might be emotionally unavailable though

我覺得他可能已經死會了

and I have like a track record of dating emotionally unavailable guys,

我曾經和死會的男生約會過

and I don't want to do that again, but we'll see.

我不想要再重倒覆轍了，不過，再說吧

We'll see how it goes.

到時再看看吧

Pizza later?

晚點吃比薩？

Yeah, is my middle name Elizabeth? (laughs)

好啊，我的中名是不是 Elizabeth？(笑聲)

- Is it? - [Kate] Yeah, it's Elizabeth,

- 是嗎？ －[Kate] 是 Elizabeth 沒錯

What's yours?

那你的中名是？

Uh, we're not there yet.

呃，我們還沒那麼熟喔

What?

什麼？

Why not?

為什麼？

Garrick?

Garrick？

[Garrick] Yeah.

[Garrick] 幹嘛

Why do you fix the wall?

你幹嘛要修理牆壁？

[Garrick] Why didn't you fix the wall?

[Garrick] 妳幹嘛不修理牆壁？

Why would I fix it?

我為什麼要？

I didn't do this to.

我又沒弄壞它

[Garrick] I don't know, use your Harry Potter magic.

[Garrick] 我哪知道啊，用你的哈利波特魔法啊

I will only use my Harry Potter magic for good,

我只會用哈利波特魔法做好事

and there's no reason you can't fix it.

而且你怎麼可能修不好

[Garrick] Magic isn't real Kate.

[Garrick] 根本就沒有魔法好嗎

[Kate] How dare you. (in deep voice)

[Kate] 你竟敢這樣說。(低沉的聲音)

(laughs)

(笑聲)