What would you do?

你會怎麼做？

-Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked that question.

-帕特里克，我很高興你問了這個問題。

I would give free Krabby Patties

我會送免費的蟹皇堡

To the whole darn town

為了整個鎮上的人

-Not free!

-不是免費的！

-And if I saw a frown

-如果我看到一個眉頭

Ah-ha! I'd turn it upside-down

啊哈，我要把它倒過來！

And as for toxic waste

至於有毒廢物

I don't care for the taste

我不喜歡這個味道

So listen to my scheme

那就聽聽我的計劃吧

I'd change it into ice cream

我會把它改成冰激凌

And that's what I would do.

我也會這麼做的。

What would you do, Patrick?

你會怎麼做，帕特里克？

-Ditto.

-同上。