Are you gonna axe murder me?

你要用斧頭殺我嗎？

What? No!

什麼？ - 不！什麼？

You are gonna axe murder me, aren't you?

你要用斧頭殺我，是嗎？

I'm not gonna axe murder you!

我不會用斧頭殺你的！

Then what is going on?

那到底是怎麼回事？

Oh well, one thing for sure the house likes you.

哦，好吧，有一件事是肯定的 房子喜歡你。

House don't like anything. They are houses!

房子不喜歡任何東西。他們是房子！

Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis?

你知道什麼是術士嗎，路易斯？

It's.. boy witch.

這是... 男孩巫婆。

Well, I think they are little more than boy witches.

我覺得他們不過是男巫罷了。

Warlock : noun, man who practices magic - a boy witch.

術士：名詞，施展魔法的人--男巫。

Are you saying that you are a warlock?

你是說你是個術士？

Would it scare you if I was?

如果我是，你會害怕嗎？