Alright.

(`･∀･)b 好唄

Oh my god!

我幹！

Oh my god!

幹幹幹！

Please tank the-- please tank it.

求求妳幫我擋著 (›´ω`‹ )

Please tank that too.

幫我擋住這個

OH!!

噢！

WHAT THE FUCK?

幹三小？

Really?

真的嗎？

Oh my god, I'm tilted.

天啊，我太菜了

I'm fucking...

這真TM.......

Get it.

殺了他

Get!

快殺了他！

FUCK!

幹！

I'm tilted!

我幹！

I'm tilted!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴ 我快玩不下去了

I'm tilted m8s.

(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧ 我真的好氣啊~~

This mouse better fucking work dude.

鼠標你TM最好給我能動

Okay, it doesn't work anymore. I gotta go.

好吧，它掛了。

Wait what?

等等？

Wait what?

什麼？

Oh?

哦？

What the fuck?

TM的這是啥？

What?

啥？

I'm so fucking...!

我真的...! (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie but that's not how that should work at all.

講真的，真眼應該把阿卡麗顯示出來

Like, that's just absolutely fucking stupid.

剛剛那樣根本接受不了

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2... got it.

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2... 就是妳

Jesus christ!

(((ﾟДﾟ;))) 我的天啊！

The juke master!

神躲避

Jesus Christ, Soraka!

(☉д⊙) 這個星媽！

Please!

求求妳了！

Stop!

好歹也中一個吧！

So many jukes.

全部躲掉了

So many jukes!

全部給星媽躲掉了

Oh my god.

Σ(ﾟдﾟ)

Haha!

(`･∀･)b 哈哈！

Ahahaha!

σ`∀´)σ 啊哈哈！

Wow!

哇！

So bad!

(〃∀〃) 我好壞！

Oah!

哦哈！

Flash auto attack reset!

閃現重置普攻！

Whooo!

σ`∀´)σ 嗚喔~~~！

Lololol, are you seriously diving me?

哈哈哈，你真的要來抓我嗎？

Oh my god he is seriously diving me.

他是來真的

Haha!

(`･∀･)b 哈哈！

Ahaha!

σ`∀´)σ 啊哈哈！

Oh, oh!

哦。哦！

Really?

玩真的？_(:3 」∠ )_

Oh that's an enemy, what the fuck!

噢，我幹，敵人來了！

Ow, fuck me dude!

我幹！

Whoo!

(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ 嗚噢~~！

Haha!

哈哈！

I'm a god!

太神啦！

I don't know what else to say.

( ～'ω')～ 我無話可說

I'm a god!

我太神啦！

Whoo!

嗚哦~~~~！

Going in deep!

直接切後排！

Going in deep!

切後排！

Bongwongwongwong...

Bongwongwongwong...

Can't hit this motherfucker.

居然打不中

Uh, Rylais!

噢，給減速了！

Rylais!

冰杖！

Whoo!

嗚哦~~~~！

I'm a tank, motherfucker.

我是坦克，你個蠢貨

Is my Zz'rot still pushing?

這是我的茲若？

Oh shit, fuck me.

噢，我幹

Save me!

Σ(lliдﾟﾉ)ﾉ 救我！

Give me the lantern!

ε=ε=ヾ(;ﾟдﾟ)/ 給個燈籠我！

I'll put all my damage on before I die!

在我掛掉我會打出我所有傷害！

Whoo!

嗚哦~~~！

Yeah!

耶！

Okay, I'll go uh..

好吧，我走了

Of course he has every summoner, man.

他擁有全部英雄

Feels bad man.

感覺不太妙

Ha!

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡ﾟ 哈！