Ugh... You know, I doubt that he will reappear but um, but you never know you must never...

呃...你知道的，我猜他會再出現但是嗯，但是都說不準...

The people have spoken

觀眾說話了

Yeah, quite quiet.

好了，安靜安靜

But you know, you must never say never again. Film, as Jeff mentioned.

但是你知道的，永遠不能說絕對不會。電影嘛，就像 Jeff 說過的

So you must never say never. But I... you know you

所以不能說得這麼肯定。但是你知道

There does come a point when you feel as though you've done the most of what you want to do with it

確實會有這樣的時刻，你會覺得想做的事情大概都做完了

And because it's not based on language because it's so physical, Mr. Bean it's simply it's popular everywhere.

因為它不是以語言為基礎而是非常動作化的，豆豆先生在哪裡都很受歡迎

Yeah, it is it has what we might call the global outreach. So are holidays a misery? Can you go anywhere?

對，我們可以說它很國際化。那對你來說假日很悲慘嗎？你可以到處走嗎？

Ugh... I can't go to many places where you'll not recognize.

呃...我有很多地方不能去

And um,

而且

it's the ,um, yeah, the thing I find most tricky is when people don't

嗯，我覺得最詭異的是當大家並不

recognize you particularly but half recognize you, you know, that strange thing where they go

完全認得你，而是半認得你時，你知道的，他們會表現得很奇怪

Is that? Because it means they stare. They stare a lot and they just look.

是那個嗎？那表示他們盯著我看。他們一直盯著我而且就只是看著

Feeling I wish that person wouldn't stare at me so, you know, I'd rather just you know, hold the flag saying yes.

我希望那個人不要盯著我看，我還寧願舉著旗子上面寫「是」

Yes, it's me.

沒錯，是我

A few years ago there was I was in a Land Rover parts department near Peterborough, the kind of place you find me almost. Yes.

幾年前我在 Peterborough 附近的 Land Rover 汽車零件部門，就是你們大部分會找到我的地方。沒錯

And

而且

I would wait for car parts, and car parts you guys hang around a lot because

我等著要拿零件，而你們必須走很多路

you know to get a part, the guy has to go half a mile to the back of the warehouse, and then come back again.

因為你知道要拿到一個零件，必須走半哩路到倉庫後面，然後再回來這裡

And he brings it back and he says this is this is a left-hand one. Oh you wanted a right-hand one. Sorry. I'll go.

帶了零件回來，他說這是左手的。喔你要的是右手的，抱歉，我去拿

It takes forever. Anyway, I was standing around with with a group of guys and I could see this guy doing that

要花很長的時間。總之，我和一群人站在一塊兒時，我看到一個人這樣

And he came up to me after a while then he said, excuse me, I don't know I never told you,

過了一段時間他向我走來，說，抱歉，我不知道我有沒有告訴過你

but you're the absolute

但你絕對是

spitting image of that Mr. Bean.

豆豆先生的翻版

And I said well, actually, I am the actor who plays Mr. Bean. And he said

我說，事實上，我就是飾演豆豆先生的演員。然後他說

I bet you wish you were.

我確定你希望你是

And the full of this bizarre conversation in which the more I tried to claim that I was the person

在這怪異的對話中，我努力澄清我就是他認為的那個

whom he thought I merely resembled. And at last he believed me.

只是有一點像的人。最後他終於相信我了

But what was funny was how, was how close he thought I was?

但是好笑的是他到底覺得我有多像？

He said "The resemblance is uncanny."

他說「相似得不可思議。」

"Have you ever thought of doing any you know look-alike work?

「你有考慮過做模仿嗎？

You're known as Mr. Bean." I said no, but he said,"cuz' you could make an absolute fortune."

像是豆豆先生。」他說「因為你絕對可以靠那賺大錢。」

And I could tell after a while I had to bring the conversation to a close because

我很快便知道我必須結束這個話題因為

clearly not only was he not believing me, but he was getting quite annoying.

顯然不只是他不相信我，他還讓我有點煩

I was pursuing this line that I am Rowan Atkinson when and clearly he thought I was this total ass who just happens to

我一直在重申我就是 Rowan Atkinson，而他顯然認為我根本只是個

look a bit like Mr. Bean, goes around the country as he claiming to be Mr. Bean.

剛好長得有一點像豆豆先生的蠢蛋，走遍全國上下自稱是豆豆先生