>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.

>> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

>> Jimmy: YOU AR REAL TROUPER

FOR COMING TODAY BECAUSE I KNOW

YOU WENT TO THE DENTIST.

WHAT DID YOU HAVE DONE AT THE

DENTIST TODAY?

>> I ACTUALLY HAD A SURGERY

YESTERDAY.

AND I HAD A TOOTH REMOVED.

AND I SAW MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND

I HAD -- I LOOKED LIKE -- YEAH,

WAS NOT APPROPRIATE.

SO I REALIZED I HAD TO GO AND

GET ANOTHER TOOTH TODAY.

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE TOOTHLESS?

>> I GOT A TOOTH IN.

I'M WEARING ALL MY TOOTH --

TEETH FOR YOU TONIGHT.

>> Jimmy: IT'S NICE OF YOU TO

WEAR ALL YOUR TEETH.

>> I FIGURED I SHOULD DO THAT.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU INJECTED WITH

VARIOUS PAINKILLERS?

>> I'M NOT SO NUMB ANYMORE BUT I

FEEL LIKE I HAD -- YOU KNOW.

>> Jimmy: THE PAIN IS COMING

BACK?

>> A LITTLE THROBBY.

YEAH.

>> Jimmy: I HAVE THAT.

I TEND TO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON

WOMEN.

>> IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S NOT YOU.

>> Jimmy: IT'S NOT.

>> IT'S NOT YOU.

>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, SPEAKING

OF AN EFFECT ON PEOPLE.

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO TOLD ME A

STORY.

AND IT'S A PRETTY CRAZY STORY.

SO -- I KNOW TO YOU IT'S NOT

PROBABLY THAT CRAZY BECAUSE

YOU'RE YOU.

BUT GUILLERMO'S SON PLAYS SOCCER

KNOWLEDGE YES.

>> Jimmy: YOUR SON PLAYS SOCCER.

>> YES.

>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS MET AT A --

>> WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER.

>> Jimmy: YEAH.

GUILLERMO CLAIMS THAT YOU

SPOTTED HIM.

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: RAN TO HIM.

>> I DID.

>> Jimmy: HUGGED HIM.

>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: AND KISSED HIM.

>> I DID.

AND HE --

[ LAUGHTER ]

THERE YOU ARE.

>> Guillermo: HI, HOW ARE YOU?

>> YOU COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ANY

MORE COOLER.

AND I WAS A LITTLE -- I FELT A

LITTLE BIT LIKE I WAS HAVING

THAT FAN THING.

GUILLERMO!

AND HE WAS LIKE HANGING OUT WITH

ALL THE DADS AND HE WAS BEING

REALLY COOL.

>> Jimmy: OH, REALLY.

>> HE WAS DOING THE REAL LIKE,

I'M HANGING WITH THE DADS.

LIKE, NO MOMS ALLOWED.

AND I SPOTTED HIM BECAUSE MY

BABY DOES LIKE THE BABY CLASS IN

THE BACK.

I SPOTTED HIM FROM AFAR AND I

WAS JUST LIKE RUNNING, LIKE SLOW

MOTION, ACROSS THE PARK TO GET

TO HIM.

AND HE WAS REALLY -- HE WAS

LIKE, HEY, WHAT'S UP?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, WHAT ARE

YOU DOING?

>> Guillermo: NO, I WAS

SURPRISED, I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN

SHE GAVE ME A HUG AND KISS AND

ALL THE FATHERS WERE LIKE --

[ LAUGHTER ]

ONE OF THEM WENT LIKE THIS,

WHO'S THAT?

AND I DID, "ONE OF MY GIRLS."

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: HE'S SOMETHING ELSE.