(ominous laughter)

(邪惡的笑聲)

Happy Shocktober, y'all! You can't really tell

驚嚇十月快樂，你們都沒辦法

from the bare whiteness surrounding me,

從我周遭的白色背景看出什麼

but I'm getting ready to host

但我準備好

a super spooky party!

舉辦超毛的派對了！

It should be a real Halloween blast!

真正的萬聖節狂歡！

(laughter)

(笑聲)

[Pear] Yeah, it better not be that kind of

[梨子] 耶，最好不要那麼嗨

blast, dude.

老兄

[Orange] Why, Pear, I have no idea

[橘子] 為什麼，梨子

what you're talking about!

我不知道你在說什麼

(laughs)

(笑聲)

But before I can throw my party,

但在我舉辦派對前

I need to decorate.

我需要布置

[Pear] That's why today, Orange and I

[梨子] 這就是為什麼今天，橘子和我

are showing you how to decorate for Halloween.

要給你們看如何布置萬聖節

[Orange] As we all know, Halloween

[橘子] 眾所皆知

is all about being scary, so Step 1 is

萬聖節跟恐怖有關，所以 9 月 1 號就可以開始

to come up with the scariest ideas you can.

儘可能想最恐怖的點子

[Pear] That's right, like vampires.

[梨子] 沒錯，像吸血鬼

[Orange] Hippos!

[橘子] 河馬！

[Pear] Mummies!

[梨子] 木乃伊！

[Orange] Hippos on tricycles!

[橘子] 河馬騎三輪車！

[Pear] Spiders!

[梨子] 蜘蛛！

[Orange] Hippos with eight legs who weave webs

[橘子] 八隻腳的河馬

with their butts!

用牠們的屁屁織網！

[Pear] Okay, Orange, what the heck are you

[梨子] 好的，橘子，你到底在說啥？

talking about? Eight legs? Webs

八隻腳？

coming out of butts?

網子從屁股出來？

- [Orange] What? You said spiders.

- [橘子] 什麼？你說蜘蛛

[Pear] Well yeah, but nobody decorates

[梨子] 對啊，但沒人

for Halloween using hippos.

用河馬布置萬聖節

- [Orange] They don't? Oh man, they should!

- [橘子] 他們不會？喔老天，他們應該要用河馬的！

Nothin's scarier than a hippo's butt web

沒有什麼比河馬屁屁吐出來的網更可怕了

coming straight atcha!

直接衝著你來！

(fart noise)

(屁聲)

(Orange groans)

(橘子發出怪聲)

[Pear] Okay, a butt web, that's really what you

[梨子] 好的，一個屁屁網

think is scary?

這真的是你認為可怕的東西嗎？

[Orange] (groans)

[橘子] (發出怪聲)

Say butt webs again!

再說一次屁屁網！

(fart noise)

(屁聲)

I got chills just hearing you say it!

光是聽你這樣說我就覺得涼涼的！

(laughs)

(笑聲)

[Pear] (groans) Moving on!

[梨子] (發出怪聲) 繼續！

[Orange] Okay, okay. Step 2: Once you've

[橘子] 好的，好的。 9 月 2 號

decided on your super scary decorations,

當你決定好要布置什麼超可怕的裝飾

it's time to make them.

該是時候去做啦

[Pear] And for that, you're gonna need

[梨子] 為了布置

crafting supplies.

你應該需要手工藝品

- [Orange] Definitely. For vampires,

[橘子] 當然，吸血鬼的話

go to the craft store and buy a vampire.

可以去手工藝品店買個吸血鬼

(Vampire groans)

(吸血鬼發出叫聲)

[Orange] For mummies, use a summoning chant,

[橘子] 木乃伊的話，唸個召喚咒

and one will arrive on your doorstep

下個滿月

by the next full moon!

他就會到你家門口

(Mummy groans)

(木乃伊發出叫聲)

[Orange] For spiders, go into the woods

[橘子] 蜘蛛的話，去森林裡

and find a rusty, old shack.

找一個破舊古老的小屋

- [Pear] Hold on, we're talking about decorations

- [梨子] 等等，我們談的是布置

dude, not the real things.

老兄，不是真正的妖魔鬼怪

[Orange] (laughs)

[橘子] (笑)

But authenticity makes for better decor,

但真實對布置更有幫助

does it not?

不是嗎？

(laughs ominously)

(邪惡地笑)

[Pear] Okay, you're telling me you're gonna

[梨子] 好的，你說你要邀請

invite a real vampire and mummy into your home?

真的吸血鬼和木乃伊到你家？

And you're gonna hang real spiders on the wall?

然後你要把真的蜘蛛掛在牆上？

[Orange] Why not? I don't even have to hang

[橘子] 為什麼不？我根本不用把他們掛起來

them up, they're already there!

他們已經在那了！

(laughs ominously)

(邪惡地笑)

(spooky noises)

(毛骨悚然的聲音)

[Pear] (groans) Orange, your party decorations

[梨子] (奇怪的叫聲) 橘子，你的派對布置

sound like a complete nightmare!

聽起來完全是個夢魘！

[Orange] Thank you. That was the goal!

[橘子] 謝謝你。那樣最好！

(laughs ominously)

(邪惡地笑)

[Pear] (groans)

[梨子] (奇怪的叫聲)

I guess I should just be thankful you

我覺得我應該感謝你

didn't decorate the party with TNT.

不要用炸藥布置派對

[Orange] Oh! Thanks for reminding me, I

[橘子] 喔！謝謝你提醒我

totally forgot to do a TNT summoning chant.

我完全忘記去唸個炸藥召換咒

[Pear] A what?

[梨子] 一個什麼？

(chanting)

(唸咒語)

Pear] Wait, wait, don't do that!

[梨子] 等等、等等，別唸啊！

[Orange] Too late, just did.

[橘子] 太慢了，剛剛唸完了

[Pear] (gasps) Okay, well it doesn't seem

[梨子] (倒抽氣) 好的，看來好像

like it worked.

沒有起作用

[Orange] Ah well, hopefully my party'll

[橘子] 好吧，希望我的派對

still be bangin'!

還是很炸！

(laughs maniacally)

(瘋狂地笑)

(doorbell chimes)

(門鈴響起)

[Orange] Oh! The guests must be starting

[橘子] 喔！一定是

to arrive!

有貴客來了！

[Mummy] (groans)

[木乃伊] (發出叫聲)

[Orange] Mummy! So glad you could come to my party.

[橘子] 木乃伊！很開心你來我的派對

[Pear] Oh, wait, wait, wait. If you summoned

[梨子] 喔，等等、等等、等等

a real mummy, then that means --

如果你召喚了真正的木乃伊，這代表 --

[Orange] You brought a gift? Aw, Mummy, that's so

[橘子] 你帶了禮物嗎？ 喔，木乃伊

lit!

這太屌了！

(laughs evilly)

(邪惡地笑)

[Pear] No!

[梨子] 不！

(explosion)

(爆炸)

(spooky music)

(毛骨悚然的音樂)