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  • -♪ Mad Lib Theater, yeah

  • -Here's how this works. -Okay.

  • -I'm going to ask you for some silly words --

  • nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera.

  • We'll do that, they'll be written onto cue cards,

  • and then, we'll act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene.

  • -Sure. -Okay, here we go.

  • -Okay, this is great. -Right?

  • -Yeah. -Give me an adjective.

  • -Ah, flamboyant.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Flamboyant. -Mm-hmm.

  • Really making our cue-card guys work.

  • Pet name. -Winston.

  • -Wow, that was really fast. Nickname for a kid.

  • -Jimmy Bill Bob.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What?

  • That's a nickname for a kid? -Yeah. Jimmy Bill Bob.

  • -Type of profession. -Late-night host.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What would you shout if you stubbed your toe?

  • -Falafel!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Give me a number.

  • -6-8-0-1.

  • -Gosh. [ Laughter ]

  • Give me a made-up fact about chickens.

  • -They can fly. -Oh.

  • -Two words that rhyme.

  • -Fallon, talon.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -You don't have to make the whole thing about me.

  • Type of food.

  • -Ooh. That's a tough one.

  • I'll let you go with that one.

  • -What? No. -I have to do it?

  • -This is a game. It's fun.

  • Say any food. -Ballpark hot dog.

  • -Ballpark hot dog. [ Laughter ]

  • These are the most interesting answers I've ever played.

  • Type of drink.

  • -A Rob Roy. [ Laughter ]

  • -What?! -It's a Manhattan with a --

  • -I know what that is, but no kid knows what a Rob Roy is!

  • -They do now. Rob Roys for everyone!

  • -Rob Roys for everyone here.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Rob Roy is great.

  • A verb ending in "-ing."

  • -Uh, begrudging? No, that's begrudgingly?

  • No, no. Uh...

  • Um, running, running, running. -Running, very good.

  • Running. -I had to go basic.

  • I was trying to go complicated.

  • -Advice that you would give a shy teenager?

  • -Stay golden, Pony Boy.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -These are the best answers ever.

  • Stay golden, Pony Boy. Oh my gosh.

  • -It's a safe one. -Another good reference.

  • Oh, my gosh. [ Laughing ]

  • Body part.

  • -Perineum.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I'm gonna have to give my cue-card guy

  • mouth-to-mouth after perineum.

  • -Well, I can't -- I mean, that's --

  • You want to go medical on that. -No, no, perineum.

  • Is that something?

  • -Oh, it's the space between -- -Okay, got you.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • That's not what that song is about.

  • That's not what that song is about.

  • -That is for me. -No, it is not.

  • -That's how Dave Matthews speaks to me!

  • -That's not what it's about. That's not what it's about.

  • Oh, my gosh. -Here we are.

  • -No, I know. This is great.

  • Object.

  • -Protractor.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -A plural noun.

  • -Puppies. -Aww.

  • -Puppies. -Aww.

  • -Plural animals. -Dragons.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -What would you say if you found out

  • you got an A-plus on your chemistry test?

  • -"Teacher, my name's not Dave!"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my gosh.

  • -'Cause I wouldn't -- I would never...

  • -Got it. All right, we're almost done.

  • Give me a color.

  • -Hmm, sea breeze.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Sea breeze is a color? I got to get my Crayola set.

  • Another profession.

  • -WWE superstar. -Hey.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Hey.

  • Couple of fans in the house. -Yeah.

  • Two more. Another body part.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • -Can I say anus? -No!

  • Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

  • You can say it. -It's a part.

  • -And a verb.

  • -Uh, jump.

  • -There we go. Perfect.

  • All right, we filled it out.

  • We are ready for our scene.

  • I'm gonna hand this in to the computer.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And then they're going to go on the cue cards.

  • Are you ready to perform our scene?

  • -Let's do this! -Yes! Let's go!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Ah, I love Christmas.

  • It's the most flamboyant time of the year.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Chuckles ] Hey, what's wrong?

  • -There's something I have to tell you, Winston.

  • -What is it, Jimmy Bill Bob?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I'm your brother and your best late night host.

  • You can tell me anything.

  • -Well, this isn't easy, but here goes.

  • I don't believe in Santa Claus.

  • -Falafel!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Hey, hey.

  • I understand why you would react that way.

  • We've been writing Santa Letters every day

  • for the past 6-8-0-1 decades.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -This is more shocking than when I found out chickens can fly.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • What made you stop believing?

  • -All I wanted for Christmas

  • was the most popular toy everyone had, the Fallon Talon.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I left Santa a plate of ballpark hot dogs

  • and a glass of Rob Roy,

  • but on Christmas morning,

  • there was nothing under the tree.

  • So I ran to my room and started running.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -[ Chuckles ]

  • [ Laughter continues ]

  • -Little bro, I'm gonna tell you

  • the same thing Dad used to tell me every night before bed.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -[ Breathes deeply ]

  • [ Laughter continues ]

  • -[ Coughing ]

  • -Yes? What -- What is that?

  • -Stay golden, Pony Boy.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • [ Cymbal crashes ]

  • Stay golden -- Stay golden, Pony Boy.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Truer words have never been spoken.

  • -Look, all you have to do is look deep...

  • [ Laughs ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ...within your per--

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "Perenium."

  • -Perineum. -Perineum.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • You remember Dad used to say that, as well.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You got to look deep... for the holiday spirit.

  • Come on, man. You can do it.

  • -You're right, brother.

  • The holidays are magical.

  • Decorating the Christmas protractor.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Hanging the puppies on the mantel.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And spending time with all my dragons.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I believe again!

  • There is a Santa Claus!

  • -Teacher, my name's not Dave!

  • -You know, the best part about believing in Santa

  • is getting to sing my favorite song with you.

  • -[ Laughs ]

  • You sure you don't want to do it by yourself?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Which is...? -What is the song?

  • -"Rudolph the sea-breeze-nosed WWE superstar."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Man, I screwed myself on that. -That is my favorite song.

  • Let's sing! [ Clears throat ]

  • Rudolph the sea-breeze-nosed WWE superstar

  • Had a very shiny anus

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And if you ever saw it

  • -Jumped.

  • -♪ You would even say it jumped

  • And scene. Go run to your room.

  • Go run to your room and start running!

  • Let's go run to your room.

  • -That's the scene. John Cena, everybody!

-♪ Mad Lib Theater, yeah

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瘋狂的自由劇院與約翰塞納 (Mad Lib Theater with John Cena)

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    Qihang Jiang 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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