Name: 超爆笑！標題文字能夠改變一切 (Hilarious Captions That Change Everything)
Uploaded: 2018-11-07T21:01:40.000Z
Duration: 5 min 4 s

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Captions! They can totally change the way you see things. (Like this one).

標題文字！它能完全顛覆你對事物的看法 (就像這個)

Here's an example from a previous video I did before. This was the original KFC Logo.

舉個之前做過的影片為例，這是原版的肯德基商標

Caption said: "I just realized the KFC logo looks like he has arms and legs and then ever since then I could not unsee it."

標題文字寫：「突然覺得肯德基商標有手跟腳，從此以後我就無法忽視它」

Right now not only can those captions change the way you see things they can also make things

標題文字不只可以改變你對事物的看法，他們同樣能讓事情

really funny and here we have it: Brazil 2014, Neymar

變得相當搞笑，來看看內馬爾在 2014 年巴西世足賽的樣子

four years later in Russia 2018. This is Neymar four years from now Qatar 2022.

四年過後在 2018 年俄羅斯世足賽的樣子。接著是再四年的 2022 年卡達世足賽的樣子

As you guys can see captions will change everything, people add captions to photos and they're absolutely hilarious

如各位所見，標題文字能夠改變一切，人們將圖片加入標題文字就變得超級好笑

Welcome to Reactions Time. Before we begin, if you don't follow me on Instagram, make sure to follow me right here.

歡迎來到 Reactions Time。在開始之前，如果你沒在 Instagram 上追蹤我，請一定要這邊追蹤我

But without further ado, let's get started!

This is Cristiano Ronaldo complaining to the ref or is he complain to his mom? (LOL do I keep commenting?)

這位是 C 羅納度，他是在跟裁判還是在跟他媽媽抱怨呢？ (大笑，我一直在評論嗎？)

You guys know whenever you complaining to your mom. This is exactly the way it looks. BUT MOOOOOM!

你們都知道每當向媽媽抱怨，完全就是這個表情。但是，媽

Please I just want to watch TV for five more minutes!

Priceless captions. Here's a photo of a cat. I know what it's doing. (Oh Ok.)

無價的標題文字。這張照片有隻貓，我知道她在幹嘛 (噢，好)

Don't ask me, I have cats but I've never seen a cat do this. Anyways, someone captions. Um, sir, your cat is leaking

別問我為什麼，我有養貓但沒看過貓做這種動作。不管怎樣，有人下了個標題文字。「嗯，先生，你的貓溢出來了」

Yeah, it looks like it is leaking. The head is about to fall out. A side note right here

是的，看起來的確快溢出來。他的頭快掉了。附帶一提，

If it seems like my throat is a bit sore, it is. It's very sore not meant to be inappropriate by the way.

如果你覺得我的喉嚨有點啞，是真的。我的喉嚨真的很啞，不是故意的

Just saying. There's a clip from the Terminator of the woman getting scorched by thermonuclear

別太在意。《魔鬼終結者》中的一位女子被熱核所烤

You know guys terminator, that's what it was all about extinction of man kin — blah blah. But! Someone captions:

你們都知道《魔鬼終結者》是一部關於滅絕人類之類的電影。但有人下了個標題文字：

Mmm-hmm when you get into a car that's been parked into the Sun XD

「這是當你坐進被太陽曬過的車子的樣子」

Relatable, not only that if you don't put the sun deflector.

可以想像，如果你沒放遮光板更慘

When you get into a car that's been parked in the Sun without the Sun deflector and you test the seat belts the metal part of

當你坐進被太陽曬過的車子且沒放遮光板，然後試圖摸安全帶的金屬部分，

the seat belt and it burns your fingertips. OU!

Then it might feel like this. So someone has told me this guy, this soccer player right here, Jedrez... Jedrez...

就跟這張照片傳達出的感覺一樣。有人跟我說這位男士，踢足球的這位選手，Jedrez... Jedrez...

Jedreseh, *Tal failing at pronouncing* I don't know, WTF. XD Anyways Umm-Hmm

Jedreseh *Tal 無法正確發音*  不知道，不管怎樣，嗯...

The caption says could someone please explain to me. Where the hell did he get my Wi-Fi password?

標題文字寫：「請告訴我，他在哪裡拿到我的 Wi-Fi 密碼的？」

That was classic, classic! My Wi-Fi passwords like that except it has more like numbers and...  Oh God, they're on to us

太經典、太經典了！我的 Wi-Fi 密碼就像這樣，除此之外還有更多的數字還有... 天啊，他們整個著魔在我身上

This is a cat eating a piece of lettuce and you know cats they mainly like to eat meat or fish

這是隻吃著一片生菜的貓，你知道貓通常吃肉或魚

Caption is said when your girlfriend is on a healthy diet and you have to eat what she cooks. Oh, I understand

標題文字是如此寫的：「當你女友正在實施健康飲食計畫，然後你被規定要吃她煮的東西的時候。」噢，我了解

I remember when I was a chubby little kid. My mom made me go on a diet. All I ate was soup.

我記得我還是位胖胖的小孩的時候，我媽要我減重。我吃的東西都是湯

Do you guys know that soup is not even that healthy chicken soup has chicken fat, Dammit! No wonder it never worked.

你們知道湯也不是很健康因為雞湯有雞肉脂肪，該死！難怪從來沒用

I was tortured as a kid. I want to challenge you guys in the comments caption this, before I reveal what the caption is.

我小時候受到折磨。我想讓各位挑戰看看，請在我公布之前於下方留言這張圖的標題文字是什麼

Caption now. Caption says dude. This guy's screwed and he doesn't even know yet.

來公布標題文字，上面寫：「老兄，這位仁兄搞砸了卻渾然不知」

嘿兄弟，珍妮佛剛剛密我，哈哈！

This woman who looks like a librarian you guys would not believe the caption here we go.

這位是像圖書館長的女士，你絕無法相信標題文字是這樣下的

Imma read it. Teachers on vacation be like: So relaxing

我要唸了，「老師度假的樣子：好舒服

I Hate all those kids dumbasses. Guys low-key. That's exactly what teachers would probably think during summer.

我討厭死那些蠢蛋了。」大家請低調，這確實是老師放暑假時的內心想法

They're like, yes, I finally done teaching those dimwits. I know my teachers hated me. I mean, I could never tell why.

他們心想，終於教完那些傻瓜了。我知道我的老師討厭我，我是說，我也不知道為什麼

My girlfriend before and after having dinner.

「我女友吃晚餐之前跟之後的樣子」

This is like my girlfriend during and after her period. No, NOOOOOOOO!!

就像我女友在月經之前跟之後的樣子，不要！！

This one is one of my favorites here we go.

Pangolines always look like they have bad news to share with their leader. They would sound like this. Uh, "I'm sorry, sir

「穿山甲總是看起來他們有不好的消息要跟老大分享。他們講話起來會像這樣：『抱歉，先生

If I may speak the prisoners they're...Oh, well, they escaped."

如果我能說話，囚犯他們，噢，他們逃跑了』」

Dude, to be honest, sometimes I think that my dog is more human than I am. That is so weird. You really feel that?

「兄弟，老實說，有時候覺得我的狗比我更像人類。」太奇怪了，你真的有這種感覺嗎？

I totally feel human. And finally we got a cat the fluffiest cat of all cats to ever live says

我感覺像人。最後來看貓咪界史上最蓬鬆的一隻貓

All right. Now I want you to take a picture like I'm a cloud.

「好，我要你們想像自己是朵雲來拍張照」

And guys there you have it, Those are captions that changed everything.

好各位，就是這些了，這些是改變一切的標題文字

You can basically caption any photo and make it super funny. If you want to send it to my Twitter, its gonna be right there.

基本上，你可以為任何照片下標題然後讓它變得相當搞笑。如果你想寄到我的推特，請寄到這邊

I would love to see what you guys can come up with also

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獨一無二的 timeless merch，有粉色、黑色、襯衫、連帽上衣以及帽子

Only at timeless brand .com go there or you just click the link in the description. That's gonna wrap it up

只在 timeless brand .com 販售，或者點擊下方資訊欄的連結。結束啦！

Thank you all for watching. Love you. See you tomorrow.