I must have a drink with Mark after I get home.

回到家一定要跟Mark好好喝一杯

What's this poor old farmer doing here in the forest at this ungodly hour?

這麼晚了，這個老農夫還在森林裡做什麼?

He's walking straight towards the Queen.

他要朝仙后的方向走去了!

What should I do?

有沒有什麼好點子呢?

Ha! Yes!

有了!

This is my chance do my master a favor.

這可是幫主人忙的好機會

Watch me! I will turn his head into an ugly donkey.

看好囉！我要把他變成一隻驢子

Someone's sleeping here.

好像有人在那睡覺

Lady, are you ok?

小姐，妳還好嗎？

Wake up! Wake up!

醒醒啊！醒醒啊！

Wow! How handsome you are!

哇！好帥喔！

Your stinky, hairy donkey head is so mesmerizing.

你那毛茸茸的臭驢頭，真叫人著迷！

Donkey? What?

什麼？驢！？

You are the man I've wanted for so long.

你是我夢寐以求的對象

Me?

我嗎？

Please, do not leave me.

別離開我，來吧！

Come! Let us get to know each other.

讓我們多了解彼此一點

No…nonono!

不不不...

Lady, are... are you ok?

小姐，妳…還好吧？

You must be mistaking me for someone else.

我想妳認錯人了

No! I knew you the moment I opened my eyes and saw you; I can't be wrong.

不可能的， 我睜開眼看到你的那一瞬間，就確定是你了

Darling, come here, come to me.

不會錯的

Hold on. Hold on.

親愛的，到這來陪陪我嘛！

This lady seems drunk.

等等！等等！

It doesn't matter.

這小姐應該是醉了

If she doesn't want to let me go,

嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~

I'll just stay here.

管她的

Something good might come out of it,

既然她不讓我走

who knows...

那我就留下來

Sweet lady, we probably did meet somewhere before,

說不定等下會有什麼好事發生... 也說不定唷！

and sorry I forgot.

嘿嘿嘿嘿~~~

My name is Bottom.

美女，也許我們真的在哪見過

I am a farmer.

只不過我一時想不起來

Farmer! Wow, how cool!

我叫Bottom

I haven't met a man in this world who's as mature and handsome as you!

是位農夫

Really? You think so?

農夫！好酷的職業啊！

My lady, there's no one in this forest at this hour. Do you think...

我從沒見過像你一樣成熟帥氣的男人

I think we should go back to my place.

妳真的這樣認為嗎？

I want you to sit and talk to me, tell me about yourself.

美女，現在四下無人，不如我們就...

Your place?

先回我家吧

All right!

我想坐下來跟你多聊一點你的事

But first we must get out of this forest.

妳家？！

Honey, don't bother wishing you could leave this forest.

好吧

Because you're going to stay here forever.

但我們先想辦法離開這座森林

I love you. So come with me.

親愛的，這問題你就別擔心

I'll give you fairies as servants.

因為你要永遠待在這了

Come here, Fairy.

我愛你，就跟我走吧

He'll be your new master, understand?

我會讓精靈們好好伺候你

Take good care of him.

過來，Fairy

Honey, let's go.

以後他就是妳的新主人了，知道嗎?

Go back to the home which now belongs to us.

好好伺候他

Our home?

親愛的，走吧

I must be dreaming!!!

我們回去我們專屬的兩人世界

This is too good to be true.

我們的兩人世界！?