字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 - ALL RIGHT. - I CAN'T EVEN MOVE. - WELL, YOU GOT TO GET IT, JAMES. - BUT I CAN'T EVEN... - IT'S THE BRAKE. - THE BRAKE OFF. TAKE THE BRAKE OFF. - WELL, WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS THAT? - GO, PUSH IT UP. - OH, OH. YEAH, NOW WE'RE COOKING. THERE IT IS. - ALL RIGHT. (MUSIC) - GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. JUST A CASUAL DAY WITH KEVIN HART AND JAMES CORDEN DRIVING ON VENICE BEACH. - YO, CORDEN. - HOW ARE YOU, PEOPLE? - WOO. - JAMES CORDEN IS ON "WHAT THE FIT" TODAY. "WHAT THE FIT" IS A SHOW WHERE MY CELEBRITY FRIENDS AND I WORK OUT IN UNUSUAL WAYS. HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY? TALK TO ME. - I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. I'M ENJOYING, WE'RE HERE ON VENICE BEACH. - YES, IT'S THE LEGENDARY VENICE BEACH. - WE ALL JUST GOT A LOVELY BLAST OF MARIJUANA... - YEAH, YEAH, NO. - ...FROM SOMEWHERE WHICH AT THIS HOUR IS RARE FOR ME. BUT, I MEAN, I'M STILL FEELING IT. - NO, NO, IT'S 10:00 AM. - I'M STILL FEELING IT, 10:00 AM. - THAT'S SMOKE TIME IN VENICE. - 10:00 AM ON A FRIDAY. HELLO, MATE. - I KNOW THEY DO LIKE THE LITTLE GYMNASTIC STUFF DOWN THERE, THEN WE'LL GO TO MUSCLE BEACH, WE'LL WORK OUT. (METAL MUSIC) - YEAH A LOT OF MY BUDDIES ARE ALREADY DOWN THERE ANYWAY, SO I'LL PROBABLY KNOW A LOT OF THE GUYS. - A LOT OF WHAT GUYS? - A LOT OF THE GUYS ON MUSCLE BEACH. IT'S PRETTY MUCH MY-- PRETTY MUCH MY CREW, SO... - SO YOU WORK OUT AT MUSCLE BEACH? - YEAH, I WORK OUT. - OH. - DIPS, YOU KNOW, QUADS. - I THOUGHT--I THOUGHT THAT I WAS BRINGING YOU SOMEWHERE THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN. - GLUTES... - I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD RELATIONSHIPS. OKAY, THAT MAKES IT BETTER. - YEAH, YOU'LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE. - OKAY. - THEY'LL BE LIKE-- THEY'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT." YOU KNOW. - OKAY. WELL, THAT'S GOOD. - YEAH. - HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? I ALWAYS SAY BROTHER WHEN I SEE A BLACK GUY, I'M TELLING YOU. - (LAUGHS) - I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GOOD OR BAD. I JUST--I'VE ALWAYS DONE IT. - YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE STARTED CALLING PEOPLE? BIG DICK. - BIG DICK. - WHAT'S GOING ON, BIG DICK? - BIG... - BECAUSE NO ONE'S OFFENDED. - NOBODY? - NO ONE'S OFFENDED. EVERYBODY LOVES BEING CALLED BIG DICK. THEY ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. WATCH THIS. WATCH. - GOT TO TRY IT. - GOT TO TRY IT. - WHAT'S GOING ON, BIG DICK? LOVES IT, LOOK AT HIM, COULDN'T BE HAPPIER! HE'S OVER THE MOON. HE'S NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN HIS LIFE. YEAH, WHAT'S UP, BIG DICK? - (LAUGHS) - HE LOVES IT. PEOPLE LOVE BEING CALLED BIG DICK. - ALL RIGHT. THEY PROBABLY HAVE... - I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. - THE FUNNY THING--THE FUNNY... - THERE HE IS, THERE'S MY MAIN MAN, BIG DICK. - THERE IT IS, YO. - IT'S OUR BIG DICK SWINGER. - GOOD FOR YOU, BABY. KEEP IT SWINGING. - (LAUGHS) - LOOK AT THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE. - OH WOW, LOOK AT THESE GUYS. - YEAH, THESE GUYS RIGHT HERE LOOK LIKE ALL THEY DO IS SIT OUT THERE AND WAIT TO (BLEEP). - (LAUGHS) - THERE THEY GO RIGHT THERE. (MUSIC) - OH, LOOK AT THIS. - OH, LOOK AT THIS NOW. - THIS IS WHAT I TOLD YOU. - OH, LOOK AT THIS. - I TOLD YOU. - THERE WE GO. HANG--ARE YOU ON? - YEAH, I GOT IT. - YOU BRAKE? - YEAH, I MADE SURE I BROKE. - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. - OH, MY GOD. - THIS IS WHERE ALL THE GYMNASTS COME AND HANG OUT. - LOOK AT THIS. - YEAH. - LOOK AT THIS GUY. - THESE ARE ALL MY FRIENDS. HEY, TOMMY, RICKY, JOEY... - (LAUGHS) - MALCOLM. HEY, CLAIRE, GAIL. MEGAN. EASY. - OKAY, I MEAN... - IT'S SO EASY. - I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS BEGINNER'S DAY. - SO EASY. WHAT'RE WE DOING? ARE WE--ARE WE GONNA DO SOMETHING OR ARE WE... - I'M JUST GONNA... - ...ARE WE NOT? - IS THAT IT? IS THAT IT? PFFT. - IS THAT IT? EASY. GO ON, JAMES. GET UP THERE AND, UH, SHOW THEM WHAT YOU'RE DOING. PLEASE DON'T DO NOTHING STUPID. AND I KNOW--I KNOW HOW-- NO, JAMES. - GOT TO GET HIM HYPED. - NO. IF I CAN-- IF I CAN GET EVERYBODY TO STOP CLAPPING. - IF I CAN EVERY-- NO, JAMES. SHIT. OH, SHIT. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - GO, JAMES. - GO, JAMES. OKAY, ALL RIGHT. (CROWD CHEERING) - IT'S GOOD. NO, JAMES, I DON'T NEED A CLAP. - YEAH, YOU DO. - JAMES--NO, I DON'T NEED A CLAP. - YEAH, YOU DO. YEAH, YOU DO. HERE WE GO. THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. THIS IS IT. (MUSIC) - YEAH! (YELLING) YEAH! YEAH! AHHHH! AHHHH! - LET'S GO! LET'S GO! - YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! THIS BAR'S MY BITCH! - YEAH! YEAH! NOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSED, NOW YOU LOOK THE FOOL. - CAN SOMEBODY, UH, CAN SOMEBODY COME HELP ME DOWN? - EVERYONE TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND, LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHILE WE GET HIM DOWN. - YEAH, JUST HELP ME DOWN, JAMES. - OKAY, COME ON. - JUST HELP ME DOWN. JAMES, THANK YOU. GO, GO. - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. -YEAH. -BE CAREFUL. JAMES, BE CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL, JAMES. I THINK I PUT MY BALLS ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. - THANK YOU, GUYS. - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. - I'LL SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW, SAME TIME IN THE MORNING. LET'S GO TO MUSCLE BEACH. - LET'S GO HIT THE WEIGHTS. ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE THE WEIGHTS? THIS WAY, OKAY. (MUSIC) - ALL RIGHT, HERE IT IS. MY SPIRITUAL HOMELAND. OH, MY GOD. (CROWD CHEERING) - LOOK AT THIS. - HOLY SHIT. - WHAT'S THIS GUY DOING? OH, WOW. - YEAH, YEAH. (CROWD CHEERING) - OW, OW. - OH. - YEAH. - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. - YOU'RE NEXT, KEVIN. - WHAT'S UP, JAMES? - WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? NICE TO SEE YOU. YEAH, DOING A LITTLE WORK, HUH? - JUST A LITTLE WORK. - YEAH, JUST A LITTLE WARM-UP, MAN. - JUST A LITTLE LIGHT WORK. -WHY DON'T Y'ALL COME OVER HERE AND GET UP IN THIS WITH US? - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, I WAS--I WAS ON MY WAY. I WAS-- I WAS ON MY WAY UP OVER HERE. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S ALL. YEAH. - WE'RE GONNA GET YOU Y'ALL READY, WE'LL GIVE YOU THE FULL MUSCLE BEACH EXPERIENCE. - ARE YOU--ARE YOU A REAL PERSON OR ARE YOU... - JESUS CHRIST. - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. - MAYBE THEY CLONED ME OR SOMETHING. - OKAY. - I BROKE OUT OF A FACILITY. - I GOT YOU. - WE'RE THE DEFENDERS, MAN, WE'RE TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW WE LIVE, MAN. - YEAH, YEAH. - DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH. - THE DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH? - ANY PROBLEMS AROUND HERE, WE DEFENDING THAT AND YOU. - OKAY, WELL, GUESS WHAT? I AIN'T (BLEEP) WITH Y'ALL. SO YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY ABOUT ME. - THIS IS EXTREME CALISTHENICS. - OKAY. - BODYWEIGHT WORKOUT. IT GETS YOU REAL CHISELED, IT'S ALL IN THE CORE. - BODYWEIGHT-WISE, I THINK I'M BEATING ALL OF Y'ALL. - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT WE TRY COUPLE OF DIPS, MAN? - DIPS? - YEAH, YOU EVER DO DIPS? - LIKE DIPPING A BISCUIT? DIPPING... - YOU DIP THE DORITOS IN, YOU KNOW, DIP THEM IN ONE OF THOSE DIPS. - OH, I LOVE A DIP. I LOVE A DIP AND GUAC. - COME ON, JAMES. I JUST NEED FIVE OUT OF YOU. (CROWD CHEERING) (MUSIC) - LET'S GO, JAMES. COME ON, Y'ALL. FOR JAMES. (CROWD CHEERING) - (YELLS) - COME ON, JAMES. - YOU DID IT. - WHOA, ONE MORE, ONE MORE, ONE MORE. - YEAH! (CROWD CHEERING) (MUSIC) - JAMES, THAT'S NOT EVEN YOUR WATER, JAMES. YOU JUST USED SOMEBODY'S WATER. - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THAT'S WHAT WE DO AT MUSCLE BEACH, RIGHT? - WE'LL GET IN TROUBLE FOR THAT, JAMES. - REPRESENT. DEFENDERS. DEFENDERS. WOO. - IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH, KEVIN. COME ON, IT'S YOUR TURN, MAN. - WOO. - DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME. - ALL RIGHT, KEV, COME ON. - COME ON. KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN, KEVIN... - KEVIN. - ...KEVIN, KEVIN. - OH! - COME ON, LEGWORK, KEV. - OH! - LEGWORK. - OH! - THAT'S WHY I LIFT TOO MUCH. - YEAH! YEAH! - COME ON, KEV! (CROWD CHEERING) - YEAH, MAN! - ELBOWS, ELBOWS, ELBOWS. - YEAH. - THAT'S HOW WE DO IT. - THAT SHIT HURT. - THIS IS THE BENCH PRESS. - OKAY. - YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE KING OF THE EXERCISES IF YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE A KING OUT HERE. - OKAY. - SO GET YOUR CHEST PUMPED UP. ONE WILL BE THIS, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU FLEX YOUR CHEST? - YEAH, YEAH. - AND YOU CAN ALSO DO THIS, YOU KNOW? MAKE YOUR CHEST BOUNCE. - YOU GUYS BASICALLY HAVE--HAVE BREASTS IS WHAT THIS BOILS DOWN TO. - ENOUGH TALKING, JUST SHOW THEM THE EXERCISE. - OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. - SO LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. (MUSIC) - OKAY. - 225 ALL IN THE AIR. - THAT SEEMS LIKE ALL IN THERE. - OH, SHIT. - 225. (CROWD CHEERING) - FIRST OF ALL, I CAN-- I CAN THROW UP 225. - YEAH, COME ON. - I CAN THROW UP 225 IN MY SLEEP. WHEN I'M ASLEEP, SOMETIMES I DREAM AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT AM I DOING?" AND I'M, LIKE, THROWING UP 225. (LAUGHTER) - LET'S DO IT, 225, HERE WE GO. - READY. ONE, TWO, THREE. - ONE, TWO, THREE. - ALL RIGHT, LET IT GO. - WOW, LET IT GO. - LET IT GO, LET IT GO. - NO WAY. SHUT UP! (CROWD CHEERING) - KEVIN! - COME ON, COME ON, MAN. - COME ON, KEV. COME ON. COME ON, KEV. - COME ON, ONE MORE, ONE MORE! ONE MORE! ONE MORE! - YEAH! (CROWD CHEERING) - (GRUNTING) - I THINK I GOT A CRAMP. - I CAN'T DO THAT, I CAN'T LIFT THAT. LET ME DO ONE OF THESE. - I'M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU. I'M GONNA HAND IT TO YOU. - LET ME SEE. JAMES (BLEEP). - COME ON, COME ON, YOU GOT THAT. - GET UP, GET UP. - JAMES, THERE YOU GO. - COME ON, LIFT IT UP. - I DON'T--GUYS, I DON'T THINK JAMES HAS IT, GUYS. - COME ON, JAMES, LIFT IT UP. - OH, SHIT. - COME ON, YOU GOT IT. (MUSIC) (CROWD CHEERING) - AHHH! (BOING) - YEAH! YEAH! - DAMN. - NO, NO. - NONE OF THAT FAKE STUFF NO MORE, JAMES. - I NEED TO GET ON SOME ROIDS. - OKAY, NO, NO. - I GOT TO GET SOME STEROIDS. - JAMES. - GET ME SOME STEROIDS. - JAMES. - I GOT TO GET SOME ROID RAGE. - NO, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED ROIDS. - YEAH I GOT IT. - NONE OF THAT, JAMES NONE OF--JAMES. DEFENDERS OF MUSCLE BEACH... - DON'T AT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I'LL KNOCK YOU BOTH OUT IF YOU GIVE ME ALL THIS. - DEFENDERS, JAMES, WE'RE DEFENDING. - COME ON. - YEAH, WE'RE DEFENDING. - YEAH, WE DEFEND, BUT WE ALSO ATTACK. -YES. (LAUGHTER) - I FEEL LIKE I'VE WORKED HARD TODAY. - YOU ALREADY LOOK TWICE AS BIG, MAN. - I FEEL... - IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING INTO A MIRROR, MAN. - YEAH. NO, IT SHOULD. IT SHOULD BE. - I'M LOOKING INTO THE MIRROR. JAMES, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. - YOU WHAT? WHAT'D YOU SAY? WHAT? - IT'S THAT TIME, MAN. GRAND FINALE. - I HEARD Y'ALL A LITTLE COMPETITIVE, SO WE GOT TO GET A FLEX-OFF BETWEEN YOU TWO, ALL RIGHT? - OH, THAT'S EASY. - A FLEX-OFF? - YOU VERSUS HIM. - EASY? - IN A FLEX-OFF. - NOT A PROBLEM. - IN A FLEX-OFF. - NOT A PROBLEM. - PEOPLE JUST GONNA SAY GO AND YOU BOTH THROW YOUR BEST POSES UP. - THAT'S HOW WE GONNA DO IT. - ALL RIGHT. - GIVE IT UP. (CROWD CHEERING) - LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. - BRING IT. - YOU FIRST, JAMES. - NO, YOU GO FIRST. - ALL RIGHT, FINE. ARE YOU SURE? - YEAH, FINE. - FINE. - GO FOR IT. - HERE IT COMES. - GO. - I'M ABOUT TO (BLEEP) HIT YOU... - GO. - ...LIKE A VOLCANO. - DO IT. - BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT TO GET HOT. (MUSIC) - DOUBLE BI, DOUBLE BI, KEV. - (GRUNTING) (CROWD CHEERING) - NOT WHAT WE DISCUSSED BUT IT'S GOOD, MAN. - YES, YEAH. - I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT. - THAT'S JUST-- THAT'S JUST IMPROV. - THAT WAS GOOD, KEV. THAT WAS GOOD. - I KNOW IT WAS. GO AHEAD, JAMES. YOU READY? - ALL RIGHT, YUP. (LAUGHTER) - WHAT WAS THAT? - SERIOUS, JAMES. (DRUM ROLL) (LAUGHTER) - OKAY, HERE WE GO. (MUSIC) - OH. - SHIT. - MY GUY. THAT'S MY GUY. - NO, THAT'S A... - THAT'S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE. - THAT'S MY GUY. - THAT'S AN ILLEGAL POSE? - THAT'S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE, MAN! - THAT'S AN ILLEGAL POSE RIGHT THERE! - THAT'S ENOUGH. - OKAY. - I DIDN'T WANNA DO THIS TO YOU BUT YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE. - YOU AIN'T READY FOR THIS, MAN. (MUSIC) (THUNDERCLAP) - WOO. - OH. - (CROWD CHEERING) - NO WAY! HE DID IT. HE DID IT. - FINISH HIM OFF. I TOLD YOU THAT LEG FLEX GONNA GET IT. I TOLD YOU. - MY LEGS. - HAVE YOU GOT ANY LEGS? - YOU BETTER GET THEM. - I WENT LEGS. - LET'S GO, LEGS. (MUSIC) (CROWD CHEERING) - NO, HE DIDN'T. - SON OF A BITCH. SON OF A BITCH. - YEAH. WE WEREN'T PREPPED FOR THIS. - JESUS CHRIST. - SHH. (INHALES/EXHALES) - OH, NO, NO! (YELLS) - NO! NO! BULLSHIT! NO! NO! ENOUGH! - (YELLS) - ENOUGH! NO! THAT'S ENOUGH, JAMES! YOU HAD THOSE GODDAMN PANTS ON THE WHOLE TIME? NO, OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS, JAMES. (CROWD APPLAUSE) - SO, UH, THE CROWD'S DETERMINE THE WINNER, MAN. COME ON, WHO GOT IT? LET'S HEAR ONE TIME FOR JAMES! (CROWD CHEERING) - ONE TIME FOR KEVIN, GIVE IT UP! (CROWD CHEERING) - THEY'RE BOOING. THEY'RE ACTUALLY BOOING. - I THINK WE HAVE A DECISION, MAN. - NO! - YES! - (BLEEP) YOU! - NO! NO! NO! JAMES! - COME ON. COME ON. - NO! NO! JAMES! - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE'RE NOT DOING THIS. - JAMES! IT'S NOT WORTH IT! - I'LL DESTROY YOU! - JAMES, IT'S NOT WORTH IT! - CALM DOWN, JAMES! - IT'S NOT WORTH IT. - JAMES, JAMES, JAMES, JAMES. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. - THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER AMAZING EPISODE OF "WHAT THE FIT". - YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN! - THANK YOU TO ALL THE AMAZING PEOPLE OF MUSCLE BEACH AND ON VENICE, MAN. HONESTLY, GUYS, THIS HAS BEEN A DOPE DAY. JAMES CORDEN AND MYSELF CAME. - (LAUGHING) - EMBRACED THE MOMENT. HAD A GOOD TIME. JAMES, DID YOU HAVE FUN? - OH, MAN. BEST TIME EVER. - BEST TIME EVER, MAN. - BEST TIME EVER. - THANK YOU, GUYS, ALSO. - THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS. - DEFENDERS. DEFENDERS. - DEFENDERS. - DEFENDERS. IF YOU WANNA WATCH MORE OF ME, KEVIN HART, CLICK THE VIDEOS. AND WHY NOT SUBSCRIBE TO MY COMEDY CHANNEL, LAUGH OUT LOUD? CLICK THE LOGO. IT'S FREE. GET CLICKING.
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